Giant Bomb Presents: Dear E3 Diary: Part 01

Man way to jump onto all kinda of gnarly conclusions... Stop.

Thank you, Scoops!

I watched a snail crawl along the edge of a straight razor. That's my dream; that's my nightmare. Crawling, slithering, along the edge of a straight razor... and surviving.

this is awesome

I really really don't think the Kotaku guys were pissed about that. If they were, they would have politely told him to quit.

Besides, it made that fucking video.

Recording your piss. You Stay Classy Tricky!

39 minutes in, Mario sounds like an Italian Elmo.

@fatwreck: This would be a good point if those two things were similar at all. But alas....nope.

Did you wash your hands Patrick? I didn't hear it :P

Life sounds a lot like pee.

Woah he actually did piss on the recording. I now eagerly await the bowel movement follow up. I dares ya Patrick! I double dares ya!

I really enjoyed it Patrick. Keep up the kick ass work.

Awesome. Hope the Patrick content never stops.

I enjoyed this.

I totally did!

Seeing this just made it look like he knew he was being intentionally annoying during someone else's bit.

The video would have been dry otherwise, but I was surprised to hear his reaction when someone else crashed his thing. Not that big of a deal, just something I noticed.

turned it off when he started taking a piss, I guess I'm getting old.

Exactly. :D

This really needs to be an ongoing segment involving the other guys. All with individual diaries of course.

I enjoyed this dump greatly, especially when Patrick was dumping some urine (no I didn't that was kind of weird actually).

Overall this diary was pretty rad.

The Kotaku guys were in on it. :)

This is really entertaining. Cool you can actually get a sense of the ups and downs of E3.

@patrickklepek: Ah, gotcha. Keep on dumpin'.

Ya right, LA isn't hard... most people are closer to spaced out zombies than tough/hard and I've been living in the LA area for 3+ years.

I expect a slow descent into madness chronicled much in the same way Hearts of Darkness followed the insanity that was the making of Apocalypse Now.

loving this!

I don't even think Hunter S. Thompson ever recorded himself while pissing.

The pee was a bit too much for me.

Giantbomb E3 coverage is awesome.

PEEEEEEEEE THREEEEEEEEEEE

On the real though, I enjoyed the audio log. Keep on truckin, Scoops.

That was Mario thing was so weird.

Keep it up Patrick, was awesome listening to this.

well............that was a lot more intimate than i would think. hearing the man piss.

but other than that, cool E3 diary

This is the best. All of it, all the Dumptruck stuff, from everyone. But especially this. I love how nimble it lets you be. Great, great, great.

This is the Interview Dumptruck, not the Talk to Yourself While You Pisstruck! I actually skipped forward when that was about to happen. Little too personal, man.

Still digging the commentary and energy shifts throughout this.

Thanks for posting this! Really appreciate the as it happens reactions to things, and it isn't the kind of thing I'd expect to find anywhere else. Thanks for taking a chance on something different.

Awesome. It's like being alongside a staffer at e3. Thanks Patrick.

Pisstruck keeps being top 3 best features

thats a bit annoying that the scott rhode piece is in this E3 diary

I liked this. Thanks Patrick.

Enjoyed that. Great to listen to while working. Good job.

Dear diary, Keither Sutherland is so dreamy!

NERDSSS!

Apparently Patrick was heckled by a jock in a 1980's John Hughes movie...

Enjoyed this, but a minor issue: please don't include interviews that have already gone on the feed.

Thanks Patrick enjoy that

See! Audiologs are real! We have here the historical account of E3 2013 through the thoughts and ramblings of Mr. Klepek!

Could've done it without Klepek peeing and recording...the mental image does not go away... 0_o

Man, so many haters. Chill.

This was kinda cool. The format definitely still needs some work -- c'mon, Patrick, I don't need to hear you pee, dude -- but this was a decent first effort. Once you get more comfortable with doing something like this, I think it could be really neat. Thanks for trying something different.

What kind of recorder does Patrick use? It sounds super good.

QFT