GB Crime Crew: Episode 05

"but, you're effective tools." as Dan struggles to get his car out of a ditch

I love this series

it's so sad seeing them discover all the paywalls you have to go through at the end.

It’s fun how you can tell this was recorded in late October because of Dans typically level-headed comments about RDR2. Somehow I thought this was recorded way earlier. That man sure didn’t like that video game and wanted everyone to know.

Thanks for that. My invite has been pending at the official GB Crew for weeks now.

@steveurkel: If GTA was PVP optional I'd play the hell out of it. I think they're missing out on a huge market.

@threeoct: Agreed. It's 4 in the morning where I'm at, I came dangerously close to waking some slumbering seal children.

Put your hands behind your back, and lay as perpendicular to the ground as humanly possible. Parachuting 101

Half the fun of these is them driving to the missions!

i died - alex

I was really impressed with how Alex caught up with Vinny in the parachute part, until he actually hits ground and I realized how he managed to do that: He was speeding lol

Its like a time capsule, love hearing the first seeds of Dan's (entirely earned and true) opinions on RDR2. Fuck that game

When Abby makes the snarky joke about her cut being 5% less, I just wanted to point out that there was money on the table at that point and she didn't take the opportunity push the up dpad a few more times to claim the full 25% cut before Vinny and Alex increased their shares. Just like real life! :-P

I think I'm done with the Crime Crew. Dan is leaning into his heel stick way too much, it's annoying. Alex seems generally annoyed to be doing it, you can feel his pain. Abby and Vinny seem to be enjoying it, and it looks like they put a bunch of work into the production of this thing, which sucks even more I'm not enjoying it.

@thizzle7xu: Are you saying it's women's fault for making less money than men in the workplace?

That was hilarious when they almost got chopper-bladed

@ybbaaabby: i think they're just confused on how the cut system works in the game. I guess they never caught on that only Dan controls the cuts and Vinny and Alex didn't increase their cuts on their own. The last line might have been just a throwaway snark line, which is kinda silly when they obviously don't know what they're talking about.

Dan's continued dunking on Red Dead II is legit hilarious.

I love this series! Everyone makes the best entrances, and Alex has the most comical reactions to the other threes bullshit.

Is Vinny and Alex on consoles?

Hatchi Matchi that's some helicopter landing

Lmao, Alex's deadpan delivery at 13:45. That's some good stuff

@ybbaaabby: wow, took the bait on that huh? smh

Overall this is definitely a lacklustre heist, but good job Crime Crew on completing it on the first attempt. Even with Alex face-planting into the concrete.

@acharlie1377: Some flares work underwater! They have an oxidizer in the flare that is used in place of oxygen, so everything needed to burn is self contained in the flare. It's pretty cool!

Did anyone else see Dan heading over that cliff to the helicopter and know exactly what was going to come next? Lol. Was thinking he was going to die though and that would have made it better.

I can tell when they recorded this one because of Dan being wrong about Red Dead.

Man, good stuff but Dan's annoyance with Red Dead at the time and frankly still now is extremely annoying. I love how everyone doesn't real feed the troll though. Good work guys.

@hammondoftexas: I also thought that was pretty clear, but I like Vinny's explanation of "that random guy ran in and disappeared again"

Bad Landers is a boring old biddy.

13:37

Another parachute jump, another faceplant.

I don't think it's about "taking the bait". That shit is tired and old, and if it stands unchallenged, it continues to be normalized.

haha they stiffed dan on the cut again

Your constant insistence upon 25% across the board is seriously triggering me. Pubbies always do that like they don't understand that the heist leader is supposed to get at least 50% to make up for the money they have to put down for setup.

On the other hand it's Dan getting screwed and that's never not funny.