Mailbag: Mailbag: Custom Job

Nice

I just realized the censoring on Jeff's shirt is the actual design, that is a pretty cool T-shirt design.

FILTH Delete this

I am canceling my subscription.

Oh no.

Somehow, I knew what it was as soon as Jeff reacted to unboxing the nightmare that is the GB community.

“RAW MEAT- RAW MEAT- I NEED YOUR MEAT TO FEEL COMPLETE- I EAT RAW MEAT” - G.L.O.W.

This is no good.

Thanks for keeping it steady Ben.

I've never seen Jeff so GAWD-DAMNED PUMPED!

The concept that there are 87 more of those out in the wild is really sobering.

Box already open.... It's a setup!!!! It's part of the storyline!!

"Why is it number 88?"

oh no

Oh god, I know online communities have some weird members, but someone would really go THAT far? And there are maybe 87 others? That's just sick D:

That's a pretty dirty hit done on Jeff with a Funkopop: https://www.funko.com/pop-yourself

When will we be able to order that unholy abomination directly from the Giant Bomb store?

...........Don't make that funkopop real I don't want to have to buy a funkopop

I am also curious the same way that Brad is.

@dexxfm:

So, I did some "research"...While there is a 'pop yourself' section on the funko pop website, it's just for creating 2D characters / 'avatars'. I searched around, there doesn't seem to be a way to just have them print you a custom one. There's lots of videos about how to make your own, but all involve physically modding a blank one - putting modelling clay on it and painting it and shit. And none of those look nearly as good as this one. So...this thing is a serious fucking work of art. A despicable one, but...alongside the packaging and attention to detail, it probably took WAY TOO MUCH EFFORT.

TURN THAT AUDIO UP

Giant Bomb has officially entered the cursed video market

Holy crap, that last item is from 1978

Oh no

Jeff's face when he first holds up "the thing" is perfect

@bbalpert: Best to call out bullshit at the earliest opportunity, imo

That Funko is awesome. So is the old Garfield cat. Good mailbag.

I need a video of Jeff going to the place for answers.

It is the phone from Ninja Terminator!

i would buy GB funkos but nothing else

@ryanpushor: that's how Dan started buying Amiibos. "I just want mario ones". look at him now.

Don't go down that road.

I like that it seems as unhappy with its existence as Jeff.

Is uhhhhhhhhh... is there a chance that someone at funko made that to fuck with Jeff?

@paugerot: My heart would be filled. Honestly it's pretty darn cool either way. PS. It was totally Phil.

This is a nightmare.

Yes, there is a blank DIY one you can buy, so the person that sent that did a lot of work and they put in a lot of effort. I just wonder if they painted it or used paint markers because it looks pretty smooth, although it might look different once its out of the package.

burn it

I am upset

Lol! What a great mailbag!

THIS IS A NIGHTMARE

people need to stop shoving their unwanted crap to them

mein gott

High quality custom content.

that stupid little thing looks like every other stupid little thing, but I still love Jeff anyways

88 = 8.8

WHO DID THIS

This was great. Probably the most I've laughed at a mailbag in a while. I hope this sets a trend of dumping Funkos and Garfields onto Jeff.

@carpe_dmt: I wonder if this is how Funko approaches lesser known individuals on getting these things made and licensed? Did the paper that came with that include percentage cuts and all that?

@lentfilms: