QOTW: 07/18/10

Question time.

Sunday.

I hate Sundays. 
 
Also ''Invent a Cock''....lol 
 
Annnnd once more, Rottendevice reminds me so much of Bill Paxton O.o

Steve86UK! Glenfiddich is NOT for mixing - it's too good for that!

The first dude didn't know shit about what he was doing d:

Already invented a cock right here.

Pretty decent submissions this week. No one was trying too hard to be funny or anything. Props to the few of you that tried to drink those things.

Bertie is a trooper! 
 
Also, STEVE86UK!!!  WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!  What a waste of scotch!  I wish I had the money to just throw away like that.  Although, I will say that of all the Glenfiddich's to waste, 18 is the one I'd pick.  If it were 15 Solera, though...I'd have to hunt you down.
 
I forgot about this, so I didn't get to do my Ardbeg 10 thing.  =  (

" The first dude didn't know shit about what he was doing d: "

Too lazy to make a video, and it's not really an original drink.
 
I give you the Modified White Russian!  
 
In a tall glass  
2 shots of Kahlua Coffee Liquor 
1 shot of Vodka 
Fill rest of glass with 2% milk (skim doesn't work well)
 
Modify ratio of milk to other ingredients to taste. I prefer it roughly 1/3 alcohol and 2/3 milk.
 It kinda tastes like chocolate milkshake. I love this drink.

wow... closest i ever got without trying...  

This is all kinds of insulting. If I hadn't been moving I would have mixed a drink I invented while watching the original Endurance Run, I called it "Bufu" and yes it's an iced drink.

I giggled like a fucking school girl when i saw "invent a cock". I am still a child.

Bertie was classy.  I say he wins.

Lol, that one guy's shot glass said Jesus Juice.

BERTIEWOOSTER IS THE MAN

As a bartender, I'm actually offended by some of these mixes.  Especially the one that mixed Glenfiddich 18 yr with whatever the hell else that was.  You don't mixed aged single-malts!

"As a bartender, I'm actually offended by some of these mixes. "

Ack. This makes me glad I don't drink :)

it is not a giantbomb drink without energy and/or fire. bertie's had both. case closed

I. hate. all. of. you. Man licenses, revoked.
 
Just nonononononono NO!

 
BertieWooster's drink is the clear winner here - he captured all of the major themes of GiantBomb - larger than life, full of caffeine, and on fire.
 
also, steve86uk is a puss for not actually drinking any of his mix.

Look at you all being elitist about mixing drinks, it's equally stupid and hilarious!

As a Whisky fan, the point of my video was that Giant Bomb should only have Whisky in the Whisky Bar. And don't mix them together, or with anything else, other than a drop of water if needed. All in good fun though.

Lmao at that guy's mum at the start. 

Damn it!  Too late to make a video :(
 
I call this "The Banana Bomb (tm)"
- 1 ounce Rootbeer Schnaaps
- 1/2 ounce Jagermeister
- 1/2 ounce Banana-flavoured Malibu Rum
 
 
YUH - UMM!!

that guys face after the vodka and milk is priceless!

2 full Red Bull's and 2 shots?? come on now.  If you're using to full Red Bull's you should be able to put at least 5-6 shots in there.

Great submissions this week guys :P I don't want to drink any of those.

beer is the real man's drink! It's also way harder to get too drunk when you just drink beer plus it's cheap.

Invent-a-cock?  Moar like Dicksologists, amirite?  *hic*  Sorry.
And my recipe: Red Bull, Rockstar Black (cola), Hendrick's Gin (full knockback), salt the rim. Serve iced.
Just made one now and it's quite drinkable. Good nose and mouthfeel, and covers the crucial GB themes. ;) 

@Vigorousjammer said:

"I know, right? You NEVER mix Irish Cream unless it's into coffee. "

I am also offended by the mixing of a fine Glenfiddich with those other drinks. I am offended sir!

lol man... all of those drinks seemed terrible - props to milk + vodka guy the most though - that shit seemed about as nasty as you could get lol

i say...none of those...they were all terrible!  

Someone should have done the Sinner's Sandwich Cocktail.

The Giant Bomb seems to be the winner. Sambuca makes everything great.

2 cans of Red Bull in a pint glass finished with Devon Village 5.0 cider....i believe i can fly!!

For not being a drinker, first guy has a lot of liquor at his h... Oh, his mom's house. Right, right..

Cyber95's was just a waste of alcohol. Adding the Irish cream just made it look like a disgusting strawberry White Russian. 
 
Bertie's Giant Bomb was the best. Hands down.

Best cocktail - 3 shots of vodka. Not so fancy, but very effective.

I liked BertieWooster's one, he had a logical approach to making his cocktail.

the first one was the best edited video, but it gets points off for making me wanna puke 

Oh man, that vodka and milk one. Made me wanna throw up a little. 
 
Pleughh!

Added note about mine: The Baileys curdled. I'm... I'm not good at drink mixing.

" Oh man, that vodka and milk one. Made me wanna throw up a little.   Pleughh! "