Quick Look: FIFA 16

It's a shame Danny didn't provide them with the name of the BSC Young Boys stadium. I feel like Dan would appreciate that piece of knowledge.

I feel like I should mention that mullet-guy is an ex-german national player called Rudi Völler, and that look is 20 years old.

This may be the worst QL the site has put out. Utterly pointless.

LOL EXPOS! I'm cracking up here cuz I'm from Montreal. Good taste JEFF! they'll be back one day :)

That's enough to convince me to watch it.

love the biker grove reference off danny

Touchdowns are worth 6 points Jeff

Yeah, in terms of watching it, it's basically hockey with all the fun stripped out.

I mean, soccer is way easier to actually play, since you only need a ball and a field and not a bunch of expensive equipment, which is a big part of why it's so popular worldwide. But man I don't see how anybody can stand it as a spectator.

I love that Dan can't understand the concept that football is a thing in basically the entire world and lots of towns have their own clubs.

Please start adding subtitles/closed-captioning for Danny.

I can understand him just fine. I just think it'd be funny.

Live footage of Danny trying to score on Jeff/Dan's goalie.

this is a really good quick look

Oh yay an exciting moment ruined by offsides! It's just like real soccer.

So about this offsides thing. Why doesn't the whole team just stand at the opponent's end of the field? That way, everyone on the opposing team will be offsides the entire time, unless they can kick the ball into the the goal from the other end of the field, which is clearly infeasible.

You can't get called for offside in your own defensive half of the field. You therefore actually make it easier to time a run with no defenders behind you and break away clear to the goal since you have a physical line on the field to go by. It would be suicide.

Oh, I see. Thanks for the explanation!

Danny <3 Arse-bro :'D

\o/ CYOG

That Real Madrid joke cracked me up. Well done Danny. :D

An Adema reference. Oh, this site...

CANTONAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

The QL's that revolve around Danny desperately defending an international sport are the best QL's.

Jeff's stream-of-consciousness while scrolling through teams and players in these FIFA quicklooks is just the best thing.

HOLY SHIT DANNY MENTIONED LEYTONSTONE IN A QUICK LOOK MY LIFE IS MADE

@isles: Just so happens to be my birthplace!

@metalhammer: well shit, me too!

Ahh, I had almost forgotten the joys of the know-nothing-about-the-sport sports game Quick Look what with Alex and Bakalar over in GBeast being all knowledgeable and shit. Thank you Jeff and Dan. Especially Dan: may his ignorance forever know no bounds. Poor Danny.

I'll see you next year.

Dan Dan!

@bread_harrity said:

That was an excellent idea. To the kickstarter!

I looked up that pepper company. It's a company with like 300 employees. Crazy small. lol

Dan, with THE LINE.

Danny - These Irish boys will do better in the snow than those South American Pussies.

Dan - Is that what SAP stands for?

lmao