Quick Look: Lex Mortis

oh boy.

turd in game's clothing

it's gonna be great

Does Dan not know The Rock was made by Michael bay.

The conclusion of the terrible horror game trilogy?

5:40 Dan describes Gone Home perfectly.

What an absolute piece of trash game, although it does look nice

Been looking forward to this since Dan's tweet last night.

Of course I know that. It's just that I don't like the majority of his stuff (Transformers, Pearl Harbor, etc.). That said, Pain & Gain was surprisingly good.

What the fuck is even going on in that thumbnail?

Continents aren't islands because they are continents. That's why they are called continents.

I'm gonna isolate Drew's "COME ON" and make it my text tone

What a twist!

Jerhume Brunnen G

This seems intresting.

Looks dark.

I love the soundtrack!

Going by some of the names on the map, I was guessing East European

Tickle The Boar's Head is the name of my new Prog Rock Concept Album.

EDIT: The CONSTANT spooky music as Drew just meanders around in pitch black darkness is hilarious.

Which also stars The Rock.

Full circle.

Just checking :)

Why was rain hitting your eyes indoors still?

It's like a more ambitious Gone Home without the nostalgia pandering, and I like Gone Home.

It looks like the lighting broke and glitched out, which lead to this shitty lighting lol

"2015's Most Polished Hardwood Floors" GOTY

Drew and Dan are the quick look crew indie horror games deserve.

Was this game translated in 1985?

I like to think it's the character sweating profusely.

The secret is: You were dyslexic the whole time

Dan and Drew: The Fright Crew

@chunkygerbil: Nah. Naaaaaah.

I know I was.

This isn't even bad in a fun way. It's just terrible.

This looks better than I expected.

I don't want to sound like a dick, but I think the "Dan & Drew play bad games" thing needs some rules...or tuning.

I mean, this is just kind of bad.

Love you guys though!

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@danryckert: dan no. no dan. no. stop.

Glory to Scanlonavia！

Ambitious in what way? Also, calling an accurate period piece nostalgic pandering is nothing but cynical.

PooDeePie..................PewDiePies evil cousin

I love how the voice actor just says exactly what is in the script, broken grammar and all.

All the positive Steam reviews for this game are talking about supporting the game's development.

I think they think it's early access?

So, is this a podcast or was there supposed to be a video?

Get it? 'Cause it's so dark?

Mortis > Lex Luger

Pretty sure 90% of this game's models come with the Crytek engine and he just made a test level and thought he could charge money for it. When did Steam's quality control fall into the toilet?

Also I hate the notion of defending an indie game purely because it's indie and made by one person. A bad game is a bad game and they shouldn't charge money for bad games.

I kinda love LEXX.

this is obviously satire, or someone is conducting some grand social experiment

"the next ferry was due to arrive 6 days ago, but it wasn't"

Evolve without the monster.

Parts of the game looked great but then everything else seems like it was made by 1 amateur, like some dude asked a professional to create the basic world and then finished the rest by himself.

@zokamoka: isn't that how it's pronounced? also who cares?

Its hilarious?

These games bum me the fuck out. This person clearly isn't completely talentless but they really should stop making games by themselves and go work for someone else. They could get good at a studio but on their own they'll just make shit.