Quick Look: Pizza Titan Ultra

Is this another uncle vinnys pizza joint

Has anyone else found themselves with a 50% off coupon for this on steam? Also, these character designs remind me a lot of the Crazy Taxi clicker game.

This looks awful, I mean a mech with a chefs hat is pretty nice and all but that game play good lord.

The writing in this game is unfortunate

Can't download the HD file. Chrome says the file is missing.

mecha kiju pepperoni ?

Yea, same here. I get the URL, and the browser asks where to save the file but when it attempts to start downloading it instantly errors out. "Failed - No File"

Man, I'd love to see a straight-up pizza place management sim.

Looks kinda fun (ish), just a shame about that "hey guys, remember [THING]? ... No punchline, just remember [THING]. That's the joke we have written: [THING] existed and you remember [THING]. Ha! Ha!" writing. I don't mind some nostalgia pandering, but it's not innately humorous.

All that aside, it still looks like something worth picking up on sale.

@flavbot: All the download links are broken / empty :(

Unlike Samurai Pizza Cats, this makes sense.

So the gameplay is basically the on-rails Impact bit from Goemon, but without the rails.

I'm just glad Jason was on this episode to defend the greatest pizza topping from Ben's vicious slander.

I'm pretty upset, but olive.

Too bad it looks a bit unfortunate, Crazy Taxi x Pizza Delivery sounded pretty good. But in practice it's a half-baked bad idea like having pizza without olives.

Help, @unastrike and @janman! All the downloadable files seem to be missing :(

Aww, download is broken. =(

@asmo917: Pizza tycoon?

I agree Olives can get the fuck off.

The sound is clipping all over the place.

As someone who runs a pizza place, this video is incredibly strange.

yeah its weird when a video game perfectly replicates your normal day-to-day.

For those wondering, the download issue hasn't been fixed yet. Hoping somebody gets to this soon.

My god, the audio is way hot.

Video won't play.

@marioro: You can only watch the Youtube version. The GB files (regardless of quality) are missing.

CC @unastrike@janman

Forgiveness is divine, but never pay full price for late pizza.

The files are here!

If you don't get olives on your pizza, why are you even getting a pizza? Just get a sandwich.

Artichoke hearts are great though.