This Ain't No Game: TANG: Alone in the Dark

I never knew that Newfoundland was pronounced as if it were hyphenated. Thank you Ms. Reid....thank you.

ITS A LUCHADEER! ARGH!

I went back to the part of this video where Tara Reid pronounces those countries like 4 times. So funny to see stupid people pretending to be smart.
 
Funniest part of it is that some people probably spotted that in editing and either said "f*** it, just pretend you didn't hear it so we don't have to re-record that dumbass" or "hah! did you just hear that idiot? we're leaving that in, for sure."

This tang tasted good

:O
 
I can't believe the preemptive reaction from the old guy didn't make it in this edition of TANG. I just can't believe it.

What a weirdly photoshopped Tara Reid on the poster/cover.

Theres New found land? Where?

Tara Reid...the best science-girl since Denise Richards' attempt at being a nuclear physicist in the James Bond flick "The World is Not Enough".  Supermodel scientists have big bouncy frontal lobes and wear glasses...that's how you know they are smart...'cause the have glasses. 
 
Awesome TANG, but I don't know where Ryan can go from here..."Alone in the Dark" is one of the worst movies ever made in any genre.  Oh, wait.  "Bloodrayne II".

That "sexy" music made me laugh.

TANG!  

Please tell me Postal is next.
 
Oh wait.

How does Uwe Boll get the backing to make movies? Every single movie he gets his hands on turns to shit. I mean some of the movies he made might have seemed good on paper, but they usually never turn out good specially if Boll is directing it.

Man... Luchadeer sounds like he hasn't been fed in a while.

  Luchadeer is alone, in the dark.    

Nice. After Tang they should do 'taam (this ain't a movie) for all the terrible movie based games over the years.

No tang this week?

That hard rock gunfight reminds me of the Duke Nukem trailer with just the logos and hard rock blaring.

Did she say Chilli instead of Chile...

haha new-found-land 
 
New-FIN-LAND (spelt Newfoundland)
not New-found-land 
or new-find-lind

oh yes long live us new found landers!!!!!!!!!!  you pronounce the land as land not lend mr. Davis!

Wow, Edward Carnby sure has changed over the years! In the first game he was a kind of a nerdy looking guy who controlled terribly. Now he's Christian Slater shooting guns, kicking butt and having sex!

lol

Wait, there is Alone in the Dark 2 and it has 2 directors!

Fucking New FOUNDland

♫ 7 seconds away.....♫ 
 
lol such appropriate music.

Don't get me wrong: "7 Seconds" is one of my favorite songs that aren't based on English (there are some other languages like French). But GEEZ, this is the wrong context. The song, at least according to one of the artists, was about the fleeting moments of innocence of the baby once he/she's born. If you want a more generalized theme from the song, it's racism. 

What the actual fuck. I have every episode of TANG downloaded. Watched them all multiple times. Waited impatiently for every one (when they were being released still), and loved every single one of them. Now, this night I found myself looking up Uwe Boll's Wikipedia page and seeing this movie. "Oh," I said to myself, "I don't think I've heard of this one. Ryan must of skipped it."

I go to the TANG section of the videos. And low and behold, he did make one. I'VE SEEN EVERY TANG MULTIPLE TIMES and yet it took me over TWO YEARS to realize this episode even existed. What the actual fuck?

I can't believe there was no comment on the part of the movie where a dead character sits up (as though someone had yelled CUT!) before the scene cut occurs. It's not foreshadowing, the character doesn't turn out to be a zombie later, she literally starts to sit up and NOBODY NOTICED IT during editing.

My first intro to Giant Bomb features was the Persona 4 Endurance Run... this is a nice easy recouperation.

As someone who never watched any of the TANG videos when they first came out I've been going through the stack in order and my god this is the first time I actually burst into laughter when they showed the sex scene. Just holy shit. That choice of music is just so bad it hurts.

TANG: House of the Dead 2! link

Took me 5 years to realize Wonderful Universe of This Aint No Game is.. WUTANG. Jesus.

New Found Land.

i didn't know that Mr Robot was in a uwe boll film, haha