This Is the Run: Contra - Part 06

@gannerone: Cal bruh.

Video lengh implies this may not be the run, wish they could just hide it somehow.

Contra-ry to popular belief, this is not the run.

@citizencoffeecake said:

Not true, a Google search says the world record is 9:53. So maybe they did three runs.

They didn't even do one run.

@gannerone: Thanks for spoiling the fucking video with the top comment.

"I'm not going to eat your thing."

Time for some classic Danspreading!

@citizencoffeecake: Hold your hand in front of the timer when pressing play (bottom left vid). Press full screen and wait 10 secs ;)

Yeah, what the hell!? Spoilers in first comment!

@gsgaret: only moments in and there is already too many accidentally obscene jokes than coincidence would account for

I liked Dan much, much more in this and Blue Bombin'. Had a lot of fun today, so big thanks for the excellent distraction!

YOU JUMP OVER THE BOSS

*try jumping*

Just jump over it...

Dan and Vinny are getting real good at that outro. They're going to be masters at it by the time they beat this game.

Man, this is an amazing feature. I love this!! Such a brilliant idea!

That spawn on that dyde at 15:50 was so... XD

They're never going to finish this game.

I love the run.

@gannerone: Thanks for the spoiler. Not to mention the fact that posting "first" and spoiling a video are both against GB rules.

@citizencoffeecake: to be fair at GDQ this year two guys beat this in like 12 mins but yeah I agree.

I don't know what to say to anyone whose enjoyment of this depends so highly on not being "spoiled."

@gregalor: the video is still great to watch but it is nice to have some sort of suspense to the outcome. You obviously don't feel the same way. We cant all be as enlightened as you.

@gannerone: Dude really?

@gannerone: delete this now

@gregalor have you never known the pleasure of a suspenseful build up and pleasant surprise?

Take Sportsball, for example. You don't want to know the outcome of 'the final' if you're planning on watching it.

This one started out strong, but out of all the episodes I think it had the dumbest mistakes made (I don't mean that insultingly, I think Vinny and Dan would agree).

Saw this broadcast "live" after Mega Man and it was a fun time. Some excellent moments rivaling the end of the last episode.

Is the run us?

I think if they fake the boss out by jump half way over him then turning back he will start walking back to the right. That's what Dan did at the end.

@gannerone: is a bigger dick than the Lvl 6 boss. Thanks for the shit "First" post followed by the spoiler.

@gregalor: The 'spoiler' hasn't ruined the video for me, but it's a dick move in any case.

I've never played this game but those turret dudes seem brutally unfair. You have so little time to react to them.

EDIT - Oh apparently it's a byproduct of playing co-op. Still sucks though.

Dan is starting to become a liability.

They can actually just jump over him. It doesn't look like you can, but you're supposed to.

@gannerone: goddammit, dude, let people watch it first.

what if....WE....are the run?

One of these should open with a wide studio shot of them looking up/down at each other.

I don't even read the deck before watching one of these. Hit fullscreen, click anywhere to play and pause/play with spacebar if necessary.

Under a minute in, and so much thing eating

I think they are gaslighting us about the run being one.

@gannerone: spoilers dude da fuck....

Shitpost AND a spoiler - you da real hero

Your post does nothing to increase anyone's enjoyment, but does a considerable amount to lessen some other people's enjoyment. Whether you understand it or not is irrelevant, it's demonstrably true.

In short - you're utterly pointless post can literally ONLY have a net negative effect on the total population of viewers. So don't be a dick next time.

Contra: It's A Motherfucker

I never really care about spoilers and if people want to post about the video in the comments, fine - Hey you should watch the video before reading the comments where people talk about the video if you care about spoilers. But posting the end result in the first comment where a lot of people will see it by accident when they load the page, as I did, is uncool.

Your post is no better. So...good job, I guess?

Also, that guy you quoted wasn't the one who spoiled the video. So, double good job.

Why don't they wear a shirt? If you were going to do this, wouldn't you at least put on a bulletproof vest or something?

"So what's the uniform for this Contra outfit?"

"A bandolier. And your own color pants. Everyone must have different color pants. This is an elite military organization."

And all the girls say "Never die - to a shield guy."