Something went wrong. Try again later
    Follow

    Star Wars: The Old Republic

    Game » consists of 5 releases. Released Dec 20, 2011

    Star Wars: The Old Republic is a massively-multiplayer role-playing game set 300 years after the events of BioWare's Knights of the Old Republic series, but still approximately 3,600 years before the events of the films.

    Jedi Robes - DAT ASS

    Avatar image for cl60
    CL60

    17117

    Forum Posts

    -1

    Wiki Points

    0

    Followers

    Reviews: 0

    User Lists: 5

    #1  Edited By CL60

    I love playing my Jedi, but why did Bioware make the asses of the males so massive when wearing a robe? I just don't understand. Thankfully I'm wearing a cape right now, so I don't see it. But COME ON! I don't want to wear robes anymore. The weird thing is, when you view the item by ctrl - clicking it, the problem doesn't exist. Here. I will show you with 3 pictures. My cape, the robe in the viewing thing, then the robe when you put it on.

    Regular ass
    Regular ass
    Regular ass
    Regular ass
    WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO MY BODY?!
    WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO MY BODY?!
    Avatar image for brocknrolla
    BrockNRolla

    1741

    Forum Posts

    0

    Wiki Points

    0

    Followers

    Reviews: 0

    User Lists: 0

    #2  Edited By BrockNRolla

    The more shapely features of characters are all over the place in this game. Kinda drives me crazy. I've definitely notice some of these odd changes that occur on occasion too.

    Avatar image for jack268
    Jack268

    3370

    Forum Posts

    1299

    Wiki Points

    0

    Followers

    Reviews: 0

    User Lists: 0

    #3  Edited By Jack268
    I don't know what happened to your body, but I want it. 
    I don't know what happened to your body, but I want it. 
    Avatar image for dany
    Dany

    8019

    Forum Posts

    416

    Wiki Points

    0

    Followers

    Reviews: 0

    User Lists: 4

    #4  Edited By Dany

    Dem glutes.

    Avatar image for jasonr86
    JasonR86

    10468

    Forum Posts

    449

    Wiki Points

    0

    Followers

    Reviews: 17

    User Lists: 5

    #5  Edited By JasonR86

    @CL60:

    You've got a little force in your trunk.

    You're ass is giving a force push.

    Bounce that Jar Jar.

    I'll come back again once I get more creative.

    Avatar image for fluxwavez
    FluxWaveZ

    19845

    Forum Posts

    19798

    Wiki Points

    0

    Followers

    Reviews: 0

    User Lists: 6

    #6  Edited By FluxWaveZ

    Force powers.

    Avatar image for adoggz
    adoggz

    2081

    Forum Posts

    165

    Wiki Points

    0

    Followers

    Reviews: 0

    User Lists: 0

    #7  Edited By adoggz

    did you forget to take the dryer sheets out of your robes?

    Avatar image for thedudeofgaming
    TheDudeOfGaming

    6115

    Forum Posts

    47173

    Wiki Points

    0

    Followers

    Reviews: 6

    User Lists: 1

    #8  Edited By TheDudeOfGaming

    If it was a chick, It'd be all good.

    Avatar image for breadfan
    breadfan

    6803

    Forum Posts

    11494

    Wiki Points

    0

    Followers

    Reviews: 6

    User Lists: 12

    #9  Edited By breadfan

    All Jedi are descendants of a distant space dwelling species, Kardashian.

    Avatar image for vexxan
    Vexxan

    4642

    Forum Posts

    943

    Wiki Points

    0

    Followers

    Reviews: 0

    User Lists: 3

    #10  Edited By Vexxan

    That looks so weird. 

    Avatar image for nephrahim
    Nephrahim

    1265

    Forum Posts

    3

    Wiki Points

    0

    Followers

    Reviews: 0

    User Lists: 1

    #11  Edited By Nephrahim

    @TheDudeOfGaming said:

    If it was a chick, It'd be all good.

    Hallirously, females in robes don't have the problem. Or at least, nowhere NEAR as pronounced.

    Avatar image for thedudeofgaming
    TheDudeOfGaming

    6115

    Forum Posts

    47173

    Wiki Points

    0

    Followers

    Reviews: 6

    User Lists: 1

    #12  Edited By TheDudeOfGaming
    @Breadfan said:

    All Jedi are descendants of a distant space dwelling species, Kardashian.

    Great, awesome, thank you. I just spilled coffee all over my fucking keyborad. God damn you.
    Avatar image for slaker117
    Slaker117

    4873

    Forum Posts

    3305

    Wiki Points

    0

    Followers

    Reviews: 1

    User Lists: 11

    #13  Edited By Slaker117
    @Breadfan said:

    All Jedi are descendants of a distant space dwelling species, Kardashian.

    No Caption Provided
    Avatar image for slashdance
    SlashDance

    1867

    Forum Posts

    1

    Wiki Points

    0

    Followers

    Reviews: 0

    User Lists: 0

    #14  Edited By SlashDance

    @CL60 said:

    I don't want to wear robes anymore.

    Same here, and yet pretty much all Jedi armor is based on that model. At least the heavy stuff. I'm level 35 and I've only worn one cape thing. Other than that I've spent 78 hours with bearded Jennifer Lopez.

    No hood toggle is quite bothersome as well. They need to fix that stuff...

    Avatar image for deactivated-5ff27cb4e1513
    deactivated-5ff27cb4e1513

    771

    Forum Posts

    0

    Wiki Points

    0

    Followers

    Reviews: 0

    User Lists: 0

    You gotta store your lightsabers somewhere, right?

    Avatar image for ollyoxenfree
    OllyOxenFree

    5015

    Forum Posts

    19

    Wiki Points

    0

    Followers

    Reviews: 0

    User Lists: 9

    #16  Edited By OllyOxenFree

    Ahahhahahaha

    Avatar image for tobbrobb
    TobbRobb

    6616

    Forum Posts

    49

    Wiki Points

    0

    Followers

    Reviews: 0

    User Lists: 13

    #17  Edited By TobbRobb

    What the fuck is that thing!? Dear god, do they all look like that? All I've seen from the game is my buddy's Bounty Hunter and he looked normal.

    Avatar image for nephrahim
    Nephrahim

    1265

    Forum Posts

    3

    Wiki Points

    0

    Followers

    Reviews: 0

    User Lists: 1

    #18  Edited By Nephrahim

    @TobbRobb said:

    What the fuck is that thing!? Dear god, do they all look like that? All I've seen from the game is my buddy's Bounty Hunter and he looked normal.

    Robes on males look like that (At least body type 2, which is the 'default') It doesn't seem to be a problem with armor. Pretty much just Jedi robes.

    And yeah, there needs to be more variation for Jedi robes. I hate hoods, but almost all heavy robes have one.

    Avatar image for peasantabuse
    PeasantAbuse

    5098

    Forum Posts

    256

    Wiki Points

    0

    Followers

    Reviews: 0

    User Lists: 0

    #19  Edited By PeasantAbuse

    I think there's a Little Person under there.

    Avatar image for babychoochoo
    BabyChooChoo

    7106

    Forum Posts

    2094

    Wiki Points

    0

    Followers

    Reviews: 2

    User Lists: 2

    #20  Edited By BabyChooChoo

    More cushion for the force pushin'

    Avatar image for vager
    vager

    1677

    Forum Posts

    736

    Wiki Points

    0

    Followers

    Reviews: 0

    User Lists: 25

    #21  Edited By vager

    I laughed a hearty laugh.

    Avatar image for bisonhero
    BisonHero

    12793

    Forum Posts

    625

    Wiki Points

    0

    Followers

    Reviews: 1

    User Lists: 2

    #22  Edited By BisonHero

    Your Jedi's bust doesn't seem bad either.

    The proportions in The Old Republic are effing weird.

    Avatar image for smilingpig
    SmilingPig

    1370

    Forum Posts

    5

    Wiki Points

    0

    Followers

    Reviews: 0

    User Lists: 0

    #23  Edited By SmilingPig

    Its cuz robe wearing guys all takes it in the but...not that there is anything wrong with that.

    Sry, to mutch Postal / Duke and my jokes gets stupidly lazy.

    Avatar image for superwristbands
    SuperWristBands

    2281

    Forum Posts

    7

    Wiki Points

    0

    Followers

    Reviews: 0

    User Lists: 2

    #24  Edited By SuperWristBands
    @BabyChooChoo said:

    More cushion for the force pushin'

    Beautiful.
    Avatar image for robo
    Robo

    988

    Forum Posts

    5

    Wiki Points

    0

    Followers

    Reviews: 0

    User Lists: 0

    #25  Edited By Robo

    That's probably a glitch.

    The ass on body type 3 or 4 female characters, however, is no glitch and no problem as far as I'm concerned.

    Someone at BioWare likes them some booty.

    Avatar image for milkman
    Milkman

    19372

    Forum Posts

    -1

    Wiki Points

    0

    Followers

    Reviews: 2

    User Lists: 3

    #26  Edited By Milkman
    Avatar image for ajamafalous
    ajamafalous

    13992

    Forum Posts

    905

    Wiki Points

    0

    Followers

    Reviews: 0

    User Lists: 9

    #27  Edited By ajamafalous

    Friend and I noticed that as soon as he made his Sage. It happens with some of the robe models, but not most. It's a weird thing.

    Avatar image for lotus
    Lotus

    221

    Forum Posts

    18

    Wiki Points

    0

    Followers

    Reviews: 0

    User Lists: 0

    #28  Edited By Lotus

    I wanna get this game, i really love kotor and the time line there, but i dont want to play another wow-mmo again, also the ecomony in my country its a bitch.

    Avatar image for three0nefive
    Three0neFive

    2446

    Forum Posts

    0

    Wiki Points

    0

    Followers

    Reviews: 0

    User Lists: 0

    #29  Edited By Three0neFive

    gg bioware

    Avatar image for dagas
    dagas

    3686

    Forum Posts

    851

    Wiki Points

    0

    Followers

    Reviews: 1

    User Lists: 8

    #30  Edited By dagas

    @Lotus said:

    I wanna get this game, i really love kotor and the time line there, but i dont want to play another wow-mmo again, also the ecomony in my country its a bitch.

    I play it mostly as a KotOR game. Sure it's a bit tedious at times killing mobs and such, but the story, at least with some classes is up there with KotOR so it's woth playing for that alone.

    Yeah the economy pretty much sucks in all countries. I only have work for 10 hours next week (I have a job where I only get work as much as is needed and right now they simply don't have much work). The positive side is that I play the game so much I forget I am hungy and don't have to eat at much so I'd say I've already saved those €10 I paid for a month (bought a 60 day time card for €20).

    Avatar image for nephrahim
    Nephrahim

    1265

    Forum Posts

    3

    Wiki Points

    0

    Followers

    Reviews: 0

    User Lists: 1

    #31  Edited By Nephrahim

    @Lotus said:

    I wanna get this game, i really love kotor and the time line there, but i dont want to play another wow-mmo again, also the ecomony in my country its a bitch.

    Playing it Kotor style is how you should. People who come to this game looking for a WoW replacement mostly seem to be genuinely bummed with the game. Take that as you will.

    Avatar image for cl60
    CL60

    17117

    Forum Posts

    -1

    Wiki Points

    0

    Followers

    Reviews: 0

    User Lists: 5

    #32  Edited By CL60

    @Robo said:

    That's probably a glitch.

    The ass on body type 3 or 4 female characters, however, is no glitch and no problem as far as I'm concerned.

    Someone at BioWare likes them some booty.

    Probably is. I seen a guy with body type 3 with a robe, and his ass looked fine.

    Avatar image for christoffer
    Christoffer

    2409

    Forum Posts

    58

    Wiki Points

    0

    Followers

    Reviews: 0

    User Lists: 2

    #33  Edited By Christoffer

    Why does every SWTOR screenshots look like shit? No offense... well, some offense... but that's not good looking at all.

    Avatar image for oldirtybearon
    Oldirtybearon

    5626

    Forum Posts

    86

    Wiki Points

    0

    Followers

    Reviews: 2

    User Lists: 0

    #34  Edited By Oldirtybearon

    @CL60 said:

    @Robo said:

    That's probably a glitch.

    The ass on body type 3 or 4 female characters, however, is no glitch and no problem as far as I'm concerned.

    Someone at BioWare likes them some booty.

    I seen a guy with body type 3 with a robe, and his ass looked fine.

    Had to be done.

    Avatar image for end_boss
    End_Boss

    3386

    Forum Posts

    385

    Wiki Points

    0

    Followers

    Reviews: 0

    User Lists: 1

    #35  Edited By End_Boss

    And another reason to side with the Sith rears its booty-licious head.

    Avatar image for cl60
    CL60

    17117

    Forum Posts

    -1

    Wiki Points

    0

    Followers

    Reviews: 0

    User Lists: 5

    #36  Edited By CL60

    @Christoffer:

    No Caption Provided
    No Caption Provided
    No Caption Provided
    No Caption Provided
    No Caption Provided
    No Caption Provided
    No Caption Provided
    No Caption Provided
    No Caption Provided
    No Caption Provided
    No Caption Provided
    No Caption Provided
    No Caption Provided
    No Caption Provided
    No Caption Provided
    No Caption Provided
    No Caption Provided
    No Caption Provided
    No Caption Provided
    No Caption Provided
    No Caption Provided
    No Caption Provided
    No Caption Provided
    No Caption Provided
    No Caption Provided

    Avatar image for mezza
    MezZa

    3227

    Forum Posts

    0

    Wiki Points

    0

    Followers

    Reviews: 0

    User Lists: 1

    #37  Edited By MezZa

    Looks like he should be carrying a parasol to go with that ass.

    Avatar image for deactivated-5cc8838532af0
    deactivated-5cc8838532af0

    3170

    Forum Posts

    3

    Wiki Points

    0

    Followers

    Reviews: 0

    User Lists: 12

    This game is actually quite good looking for an mmo.

    Avatar image for cl60
    CL60

    17117

    Forum Posts

    -1

    Wiki Points

    0

    Followers

    Reviews: 0

    User Lists: 5

    #39  Edited By CL60

    @Christoffer: Btw, those screenshots I posted aren't on high, as high rez textures are locked.

    Avatar image for christoffer
    Christoffer

    2409

    Forum Posts

    58

    Wiki Points

    0

    Followers

    Reviews: 0

    User Lists: 2

    #40  Edited By Christoffer

    @CL60: There we go, that's the best pictures I've seen from this games so far. Good work.

    Edit: On second thought, that looks really good (altough I'm noticing the lack of human element). I might just look closer at this game at some time.

    Avatar image for robo
    Robo

    988

    Forum Posts

    5

    Wiki Points

    0

    Followers

    Reviews: 0

    User Lists: 0

    #41  Edited By Robo

    Yeah the game actually looks (and sounds) pretty great.

    I don't like to use the qualifier, "for an MMO" because there have been some really nice looking MMOs over the years but MMOs do still have to make some sacrifices in the graphics area.

    This edit will also create new pages on Giant Bomb for:

    Beware, you are proposing to add brand new pages to the wiki along with your edits. Make sure this is what you intended. This will likely increase the time it takes for your changes to go live.

    Comment and Save

    Until you earn 1000 points all your submissions need to be vetted by other Giant Bomb users. This process takes no more than a few hours and we'll send you an email once approved.