Cliff Says Nothing About Bulletstorm

god, I want this game! the worse it gets the awesomer it gets for me, what awesomer isn't a word?

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I like how that picture is now his main image on his Giant Bomb page.

 This is the first one of these I've watched. It was pretty bad.

Cliffy B continues to be the Dane Cook of game designers/personalities.

People Can Fly own
 
Games gonna own
  

Epic games...not so much

Grow a funny bone people, and stop trying to read into these as some kind of proof the game is going to suck.
 
HURF DURFF THIS OFFENDS MY FRAGILE SENSIBILITY THE VIDEO MADE ME DUMBER JUST WATCHING IT.
 
Like my impression of you whiners? WHAT?! YOU DIDN'T?!
 
If you didn't like gears or epics style of games, then dont come in bitching how the game isn't what you thought it would be.. From day one i could have told you it was going to be dumb goofy fratboy fun.

I laughed at the last one he did, but this one is tasteless and stupid. Trying too hard Cliff.

It was an okay little trailer.

This is the greatest ad for a video game I've ever seen

I'm going to have to buy this game now just to support epic and their strange, possibly-insane-in-the-form-of-a-bowl-of-mushrooms-cliff-just-picked-up-from-a-vagabond advertising campaign.

How could someone not want this game?

" Cliffy B continues to be the Dane Cook of game designers/personalities. "

Well, it's an okayish little clip, but all the "kill with skill" stuff.. I don't get it, to me it's just stupid and emberassing. The game looks alright, though. 
 
I should probably stop watching trailers and commented videos otherwise I'd most likely stop being interested in the game.

Lolwut.

" @SuperSambo said:

" I like the Cliffy B ones. The earlier stuff was terrible, but these are pretty fun. "

With Cliffy, you know what you're getting and it's pretty easy to see where he's coming from and not take it seriously. With the other clips, it wasn't clear if the people were involved in the game or were just cheap hired actors pretending to be edgy. Thus, they were kind of off-putting. "

There couldn't be a game I care less about this year.  Bulletstorm sounds like everything I hate about what the FPS genre was and continues to be in North America.

Nice lol

Heh.  This one was pretty funny.  No gameplay but the punch line totally caught me off guard.

I'll give it to 'em, that one was pretty funny

I see a lot of jaded downers in these comments. Oh well, haters gonna hate. I am still looking forward to this game.
 
Oh and <3 Cliffy B.

" There couldn't be a game I care less about this year.  Bulletstorm sounds like everything I hate about what the FPS genre was and continues to be in North America. "

If you manage to ignore all the promotional stuff about Bulletstorm, the game actually seems like it might be fun to play. I'm going to give it a shot.
 
Still not gonna watch this video.

Lube and tissues. Keep it classy, Epic.

I clearly hate myself because I keep watching these retarded Bulletstorm promos.

I actually found this one pretty funny.

This was actually kind of funny.  
 
Good job for once.   
 
Good job.

" This is the greatest ad for a video game I've ever seen "

Doesn't change my lack of interest in the game, but I thought the video was at least funny this time.

what a bag of shit  this whole string of videos is, I was interested in the game, but this crap is so juvenile and retarded I can't even stomach seeing cliffs smarmy dumb face anymore. It's like borderlands humor, which I don't know why people cared so much for. It's like you say the word 'dick' and its automatically hilarious somehow. Either people are getting dumber or the threshold for what people find funny is far lower than it used to be. Not that i hate laughing its just like when you let your too-ADHD-friend over and he ends up pissing off the whole room with his off the wall zany antics that don't stop.
 
That said, I'm still a bit interested in the game itself but if it's going to be jokes I made when I was in middle school, I'll gladly buy something else.
 
Really what happened to taste? These guys seem like the biggest d-bags in the industry from the way they represent themselves

As Jeff would say "Wow, you have UN-SOLD me on Bulletstorm."

Yep.. Still gay.

Take me to "motherfuck town", Cliffy B. I'm just another "dicktit" lookin for a good time.

I guess I'm not the only person to get a worse and worse impression of this game because of the horrible marketing.

This one was a little bit funnier...but I'd rather see some gameplay. I'm starting to forget what this game is even about...

This is the last Bulletstorm promo I'm ever going to watch.
 
You college kids have fun playing your Bulletstorms.

Sweet tap-dancing zombie Jesus, people. Last time I checked, these video links don't click on themselves. If you don't like the campaign, then just don't watch the videos, it's as simple as that. These aren't pervasively intruding on your precious Monday Night Football or Judge Joe Brown, so just don't click on them. Before this campaign, Bulletstorm had nearly no public profile at all, but I haven't stopped hearing about it since "Dick Tits". So guess what, the campaign is working, it's generating buzz, and even if you're railing against the campaign you're still feeding it. 
 
Epic understands this and they don't give a fuck, that's pretty much their entire brand message. They know what they do, and they know life is not to be taken too seriously, so they're just gonna bro out all over your face whether you like it or not. Props to them for that.

I like how this marketing campaign is specifically designed to turn you off from Bulletstorm. I'm just going to ignore these.

Good job epic you unsold me on Bulletstorm  

I don't even know what I think about these Bulletstorm ads anymore. No idea.

Cliff is a self-centered little prick. (Take one look at his twitter feed if you don't believe it)
 
He's like a wannabe David Jaffe, who is also a turd. 
 
Carry on everyone :)

" Sweet tap-dancing zombie Jesus, people. Last time I checked, these video links don't click on themselves. If you don't like the campaign, then just don't watch the videos, it's as simple as that. These aren't pervasively intruding on your precious Monday Night Football or Judge Joe Brown, so just don't click on them. Before this campaign, Bulletstorm had nearly no public profile at all, but I haven't stopped hearing about it since "Dick Tits". So guess what, the campaign is working, it's generating buzz, and even if you're railing against the campaign you're still feeding it.  Epic understands this and they don't give a fuck, that's pretty much their entire brand message. They know what they do, and they know life is not to be taken too seriously, so they're just gonna bro out all over your face whether you like it or not. Props to them for that. "

gonna shoot some shit woooo

Bulletstorm? More like Dramastorm if you ask me.

Straight up, fuck these trailers. The game looks alright too, which makes it even sadder.