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Posted By Lanechanger

Ryan: "I'm a ggghhooosssst"

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Edited By isbecome

Ryan was really funny..

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Edited By flipscardoo

wat if doritos were a bag of mini obstacle course games and crash course was a tortilla chip

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Posted By MAJID

In the UK we have a flavour called 'Lightly Salted' - a personal fave of mine

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Posted By Lorbst

I'm a ghooooooooooost...

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Posted By Raven10

@ghostiet said:

It's a bit astonishing that Ryan can be bad even at this kind of game.

It's not astonishing, anymore.

Have either of you ever played Crash Course? The game can get ridiculously hard. I've definitely spent longer than them on certain segments. I am really bad at games myself, but I wouldn't call the first game easy by any stretch of the imagination, so unless this one has changed quite a bit I assume it is also hard.

Also, I liked how the game literally had an icon to hold right trigger to run in the very first race but it took a tooltip in the loading screen before they realized.

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Edited By mrburger

I don't know about everybody else, but my buddy and I were 100% bummed that we couldn't play through the campaign together in multiplayer. You can only earn stars, which are needed to unlock stuff/make progress, in 1P mode. Alas. She's never going to play it by herself, and she's not going to be interested in racing me in levels I've already mastered. Which means I'll just have to play it alone, forever, or else online with you lot, which is all well and good, but it ain't the same.

It's a solid entry in an oddly great franchise, and I'm ecstatic that it's FREE, and of course I'll probably 100% it like I did the first one, but the limited multiplayer is a tremendous bummer. I love when she and I can beat a game together.

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Posted By LTSmash

Alien King's race built the pyramids.

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Posted By core1065

Still pissed that Doritos rejected my pitch for a squad based shooter called Captain Cool Ranch and the Flavor Brigade

Thats the most badass thing ever!!!

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Edited By Capum15
@ghostiet said:

@emperor_norton said:

Still pissed that Doritos rejected my pitch for a squad based shooter called Captain Cool Ranch and the Flavor Brigade

Motherfuckers.

They lost out hard.

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Posted By Residentrevil2

Alien King love Cool Ranch!

Best exclusive ever!

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Posted By ez123

@ravelle: Then why even mention avatars in your other post? The start screen seems to be the only part that say doritos. These Doritos games are surprisingly ad free. I don't see how anyone could be bothered by it. Also, as someone with a 360, I don't mind it being exclusive.

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Edited By chilipeppersman

this actually looks pretty good for an XBLA game....i may have to check this out

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Edited By sMOoie1

if mickey mouse where in this

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Edited By Kinggi

For a free game, this looks pretty good. It makes me want to buy DORITOS. They are TASTY

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Posted By MeatSim

Suck it anthropologist! Doritos rule!

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Edited By IcarusFoundYou

Hail Corporate.

Also NO SPICY SWEET CHILI?!

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Edited By ptys

I miss the days when I didn't know what Doritos were. This game just makes me want to eat some CC's.

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Edited By Terrents

Is it so bad to give in to buying coins for a game that is free? I mean its a well made game after all. It would be nice to give something back to the devs... Even though i bet it would go to doritos anyway

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Edited By ectoplasma

Omg the of this was the first time I actually shouted at my "TV". LOL

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Posted By Ravelle

@ez123 said:

@ravelle said:

The mechahnics and gameplay seem pretty good, if only they made an actual non- XBOX avatar game with it.

What's up, you just don't like the general look of avatars? Mine has a Captain Smiley helmet and Crackdown suit so he's pretty cool. The "if only" makes it seem like avatars are a deal breaker or something, lol.

Nah, the avatars are cool. I meant that it would have been cooler if this was a proper game released on multiple platforms instead of a XBOX exclusive that looks like you're playing an advertisement.

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Posted By RetroVirus

I really like the music. It reminds me of late 90's discovery channel for some reason.

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Posted By DeathbyYeti

I love how happy Vinny sounds when he is having fun

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Posted By Levio

I really wish they could play the game that has actual doritos in it for comparison.

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Edited By SatelliteOfLove

Doritos Pope approved!

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Posted By rahr012

Where is dorito pope when you need him

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Edited By ez123

@ravelle said:

The mechahnics and gameplay seem pretty good, if only they made an actual non- XBOX avatar game with it.

What's up, you just don't like the general look of avatars? Mine has a Captain Smiley helmet and Crackdown suit so he's pretty cool. The "if only" makes it seem like avatars are a deal breaker or something, lol.

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Edited By CastroCasper

I agree Vinny, this game could be much cooler if you could play as a Doritos chip.

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Posted By SpikeDelight

That's street for..... what...........?!?!?!?!

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Posted By SolongWrex

Product placement contains game.

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Posted By EuanDewar

seriously no joke the first game was huge amongst me and my friends, hype

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Posted By EvilNiGHTS

@troispoint: If Roger Ebert were alive today he'd have to admit this is art.

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Edited By Asky314159

Where did @drewbert get his profile picture. Silly looking master chief.

There was a Bungie Day gamerpic pack available on 7/7/08 that had it and a couple other things. It was only available for the one day, though.

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Edited By Mezmero

I had to Dorito this game to know what it was about. Fastest search engine I've ever used. Gosh I wish I could go to work expecting to laugh my ass off. Thanks for the quick look!

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Edited By mnzy

@mbdoeden said:

@amyggen said:

@giganteus said:

@ghostiet said:

It's a bit astonishing that Ryan can be bad even at this kind of game.

It's not astonishing, anymore.

Are you guys real people? Seriously, complaining that Ryan is "bad" at fucking Doritos Crash Course?

Is Ryan the new Brad or something? What did I miss?

Ryan is what Brad is supposed to be, really.

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Posted By ManlyBeast

@ghostiet said:

It's a bit astonishing that Ryan can be bad even at this kind of game.

It's not astonishing, anymore.

I love Ryan but the years have caught up to him regarding his skills at most games....

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@parsnip said:

Free achievements, sure.

Totally, but they sure aren't easy. This game is pretty damn tough and filled with microtransactions.

That being said, if anybody would like to help/boost for these achievements send me a PM.

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Edited By Ravelle

The mechahnics and gameplay seem pretty good, if only they made an actual non- XBOX avatar game with it.

Also that Mini Drew is amazing.

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Edited By Parsnip

Free achievements, sure.

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Posted By cooljammer00

@tr0n said:

@cooljammer00: If you're watching GB videos for good gameplay, you're doing it wrong. :)

I know. I spoke too soon, as well. Just got to the bit with the rolling head and am laughing heartily.

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Edited By Tr0n

@cooljammer00: If you're watching GB videos for good gameplay, you're doing it wrong. :)

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Edited By cooljammer00

Whoa. For a guy who's good at games, Vinny does pretty poorly against Ryan. It almost feels like he doesn't know what he's doing half the time. I know he's a tired dad and all, but still.

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Posted By DoctorWelch

These games are kind of genius marketing for Doritos. Decent free games that aren't packed full of marketing bull shit, but Doritos is in the name so it helps remind you of the product and associate it with something positive.

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Posted By skelington_

Rider meet horse, horse meet rider.

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Edited By Graylend

CASH CROUSE

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Posted By Igottadeuce

-for drugs.

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Posted By Troispoint

@evilnights: I'd say it's more like the Citizen Kane of video games.

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Edited By Phatmac

You have to be a gold member in order to play it so it isn't free for everyone.