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Posted By Lazyaza

Wow, I am both amazed at how utterly mind blowingly dull this game is and the fact I actually bothered to watch the whole quicklook.

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Posted By sketch

I love me some simulator games, but the apparent lack of people doing stuff on the boat is a huge shame

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Posted By icytower38

More fun was had with this then Game Room these days, I'd bet on it.

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Posted By S0ndor

Wow, just wow. This has to be the worst simulator I have ever seen in my life. Not to mention one of the most boring games ever created.

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Posted By teh_pwnzorer

I googled and it turns out you really can't speed up time when you're not on the map screen. 

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Posted By S0ndor

Wow, just wow. This has to be the worst simulator I have ever seen in my life. Not to mention one of the most boring games ever created.

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Posted By august

Hydro Thunder Dog sounds like a pretty good game.

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Posted By Soap

....*cough* life boat not a submarine *cough*

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Posted By MadBootsy

Can't sink the fucking boat!

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Posted By vager

Tim Hortons coffee is like crack cocaine in a mug. I'm having some right now!

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Posted By Rox360

... That was actually kinda extremes. It was more extremes than I honestly expected. Mostly, it was extremely bad and extremely boring.

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Posted By Brendan

The graphical detail on those boats is barely better than alpha build...
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Posted By Sarumarine

This ain't Wave Race, this is real as it gets.
Ryan and Snide checkin' boats motherfucker don't you ever forget.

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Posted By Jeffk38uk

I enjoy my simulation games, but even I find this a little boring. Or maybe I just dont find ship simulation that interesting.

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Posted By b33
@Grissefar said:
" Take it to the MAX! EXTREEEEMSAH style. Quick Look. "

XXXXXTREEEMMMEEEsss
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Posted By teh_pwnzorer
@Jeffk38uk said:
" I enjoy my simulation games, but even I find this a little boring. Or maybe I just dont find ship simulation that interesting. "
A competent ship simulator would allow you to sink or crash the ship.
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Posted By PTZen

AHAHAHA just saw dave's add for the Big live live show live. That was fucking... AWESOME...

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Posted By MisterMouse

Moby Dick reference!

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Posted By TMThomsen

GOTY candidate for sure.

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Posted By bunnyboiler

They need to license this song for the game:
  

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Posted By Chris2KLee

So waiting for this, let the good times roll!

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Edited By KillerBears

wow...at least railworks seemed accurate...its like they took the worst parts of every simulator game and put them in this.
 
edit: and you can't even sink!? What's the point of extreme weather then?

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Posted By Rek503

I can't believe I watched the whole thing

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Posted By CookieMonster

FUCK LAND AM ON A BOAT MUTHAFUCKER

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Posted By Spunkrake

I'm going to suspect that the waves that were so unimpressive were because they were in SF bay.  Maybe if they were in the open ocean things would have been more eXXXXtreem.  (The fourth 'X' stands for Xtreem.)

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Posted By kollay

Dramatic shit right here.

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Edited By Zanny
@NoXious: Yea we do! I got like 3 pairs of wooden shoes, my indoor ones, my casual ones and the ones I wear to work.  

Also dumping stuff so close to home doesn't seem to smart to be honest.  And yes Ryan, if you were to follow the river inland you would end up in Rotterdam.
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Posted By RobbieMac

Tim Hortons baby!  So good!

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Posted By MrHammeh

Miss the Dave QL's, need more of them.

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Posted By gbrading

Extreme! That ship has been simulated!
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Posted By Skillface

Hell Yeah Tim Hortons

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Posted By kalmis

Its a lifeboat not a submarine... 

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Posted By JerVer

Spectaculair boss fight. AGAINST A DUTCH BOAT! 

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Posted By evilkaz

More Dave on QL's please.

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Posted By Phished0ne

DAVE, DONT ROCK THE BOAT!

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Posted By drag

P&O is a cruiseline / ferry company. So now you know!

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Posted By phrosnite

"Editor for giantbomb..." 
Aren't we getting serious...

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Posted By Konig

I would totally watch a Ship Simulator Extremes endurance run.

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Posted By teh_pwnzorer
@Konig said:
" I would totally watch a Ship Simulator Extremes endurance run. "
Brad would find a way to sink the ship.
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Posted By igloochan

I love Dave quick looks.

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Posted By teh_destroyer

I left my boat in San Fransisco.

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Posted By mattjam3000

I started creating a page for greenpeace then decided against it.

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Posted By ConduitFourSale

that was disappointing :-/

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Posted By Riddell

One Million Trooooops!

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Posted By Vorbis

Way too extremes.

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Posted By exsiccation

As much as I enjoy these quick looks, I have to say that it's always a bit unfair when the Giant Bomb guys look at simulators.  It's a very niche market sort of thing and I have to imagine that this game is probably a lot better if you're into the sort of game where you don't spend every minute killing things.

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Edited By fisk0

I hope their next project will be a phone simulator.

There could be so many campaign options, like simulating a switch operator back in 1897, a phone phreak in 1959, make a 14 hour cell phone call in 2003 or trying to find a fucking payphone during a hail storm in 2015.

Also, re-enacting the AT&T phone crash of 1992.

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Posted By Flooko

YA! 

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Posted By Moo
Omg I was so wrong it was so so boring -_-
 
@sear: 
No in a simulator at least extremes weather should be extremes, and the escape vessel shouldn't be halfway inside the big ship, the trees shouldn't look like puffy troll nipples and the boats should be able to sink or have damage. It is just supercrappy in any way you look at it. Except maybe from really really far away.
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Posted By TadThuggish
@sear said:
" As much as I enjoy these quick looks, I have to say that it's always a bit unfair when the Giant Bomb guys look at simulators.  It's a very niche market sort of thing and I have to imagine that this game is probably a lot better if you're into the sort of game where you don't spend every minute killing things. "
 "that is the joke"