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Posted By BeachThunder

Chair Throwing Simulator 2013

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Posted By Castiel

Scoops!

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Posted By impartialgecko

The swine will rise!

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Posted By tanjamwil

Awww yeah, I hope its good because this is my most anticipated title of the year. Loved Amnesia: The Dark Descent.

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Posted By flasaltine

No Vinny? No hoof?

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Edited By Ghost_Cat

God, that menu track is already spooky.

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Edited By OneFreeman

Looks awesome. Maybe I can bring myself to finish this one. I mean I'm nearly 30 for fuck's sake!

Edit: On second thought, fuck that! GTA V for me.

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Posted By MrGtD

No Vinny? No hoof?

Vinny didn't have the BALLS to play this review code.

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Edited By GaspoweR

Insanity Adventuring Through A Night Of Terror 2013

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Posted By Dooley

Aw yeahhhh

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Posted By MEATBALL

Haha, this is already great with Scoops dropping bombs "If you haven't finished Amnesia I'm a better man than you". It's true, I didn't have the BALLS to finish Amnesia the Dark Descent.

This is going to be great. :D

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Posted By BBQBram

Preparing balls.

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Posted By BluPotato

I'd love to watch this but I'm venturing out on it on my own.

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Posted By AlexanderSheen

That was fun. Thanks Patrick.

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Edited By mbr2

FPS with a controller :3 Dat robotic head and torso movement.

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Posted By Humanity

@mbr2 said:

FPS with a controller :3 Dat robotic head and torso movement.

Almost as terrible as that twitchy, spastic mouse and keyboard movement ;^}

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Posted By VikingKong

@zurv: Then don't watch it?

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Posted By Grilledcheez

I think you should play through the whole thing for SPOOKIN' WITH SCOOPS

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Posted By ftrevelin

Damn, can´t watch this one, but can´t play either! I will only be able to play this weekend :(

Love the amount of content Patrick is making for the site, I´m excited for what´s to come this october!

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Posted By lovett01

imagine playing this with the oculus rift

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Posted By Cramsy

Been looking forward to this for a while!

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Posted By MAJID

I believe in you Tricky!

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Edited By crusader8463

I just don't get what people see in these games. All this walking around with nothing happening doesn't scare me; it bores me. I have tried watching several people play this game and freak out like babies at the slightest bumps and noises and it just makes me roll my eyes. I guess there's just some kind of disconnect that doesn't allow me to get into the setting.

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Also, the tiny hand just looks hilarious to me. Makes me think of that guy with the tiny hand from the Scary Movie movie. I can't stop picturing the PC being this guy just walking around the house and it makes the game hilarious to me.

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Posted By dahlis

Been sayin' it for years! Old telephones are indeed terryfying.

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Edited By BabyChooChoo

I could not play this shit. I'm a bitch. Whatever, fuck it. I'll admit it. I don't give a damn.

If there was some sort of "fuck it, I'm going home." option at the beginning, I'd play it for sure, but there isn't. I lose my shit watching other people play this. I'd piss my pants downloading the damn thing.

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Posted By triviaman09

Compare this QL to the one done for the original Amnesia (before Patrick joined GB). Patrick does a wonderful job of showing exactly what this game is, what it does and why you would (or wouldn't) want to play it, whereas the other guys just make fun of the original game. I love the usual GB antics, but for everybody who complains that the guys don't show games in their best light, take notice.

Also, the creepy phonograph was right behind you, Patrick.

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Posted By mnzy

I just don't get what people see in these games. All this walking around with nothing happening doesn't scare me; it bores me. I have tried watching several people play this game and freak out like babies at the slightest bumps and noises and it just makes me roll my eyes. I guess there's just some kind of disconnect that doesn't allow me to get into the setting.

It's the immersion, really. I played through the first one and it only worked for me with headphones on during the night. During the day or with speakers, it was just a really bad puzzle game.

But many people get easily immersed and don't have this problem. We are not those...

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Edited By Hurvilo

@patrickklepek The music came from the gramophone in the corner of that office (it actually was in your view briefly). Also, you missed a really good scare in that very room. :'(

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Posted By Ghost_Cat

The way you can accidentally swing doors open always scared me.

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Posted By MrSpacs

DO YOU HAVE THE BALLS TO WATCH THIS QUICK LOOK?

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Posted By OneFreeman

@zurv said:

oh god.. more Patrick..

and solo quick looks are boring

Thank you for such a valuable contribution to the conversation.

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Posted By hamchan

Just want to say, watching Patrick play horror games is really enjoyable. Some of the best content on the site.

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Posted By GaZZuM

That music at the end... Holy fuck.

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Edited By JoshuaN

I really wish i enjoyed these style of horror games. I tried the first one and it was painfully boring for me. I got to right after the infamous water sequence and lost interest. I find the prospect of things that might actually happen way more unsettling and scary, which is why i loved the condemned series, even though that got weird in the second game. I may give this a go, but it looks like more of the same for now.

Thanks Patrick!

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Posted By Antarok

Can't wait for this game. Waiting for Friday as I am buying new headphones and my current ones are shot. This game deserves more than my $20.00 speakers.

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Posted By Mysterysheep

Maybe I'm lacking the experience of actually playing the game for myself but, based purely on the quick look, this doesn't seem to mess with me in the same way the original did. Granted, this is the very beginning and Patrick was moving through it pretty slowly. Maybe once you're actually introduced to the creature and it is actively stalking you that the game picks up the pace.

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Posted By rasko_the_brave

The balls, Scoops has 'em.

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Posted By Nekroskop

@crusader8463: That's why you PLAY THE GAME yourself. Watching some guy react to a game you're not playing is not scary at all. It might be entertaining to some people, but scary? Not a chance. It's the reason why co-op in horror-games have ruined the genre. AI-partner or another player-it's just not the same as being alone. Hell even Patrick has the chat to keep him company.

I played the first Amnesia in my grandparent's cabin on a secluded mountain on my laptop in the middle of the night. I nearly shat myself in fear and it was great. Now that's a great way to experience horror games.

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Posted By heatDrive88

FEAR IS A CHOICE, DANGER IS REAL

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Posted By crusader8463

@crusader8463: That's why you PLAY THE GAME yourself. Watching some guy react to a game you're not playing is not scary at all. It might be entertaining to some people, but scary? Not a chance. It's the reason why co-op in horror-games have ruined the genre. AI-partner or another player-it's just not the same as being alone. Hell even Patrick has the chat to keep him company.

I played the first Amnesia in my grandparent's cabin on a secluded mountain on my laptop in the middle of the night. I nearly shat myself in fear and it was great. Now that's a great way to experience horror games.

I did play it and it had the same effect. I played it for about 1-2 hours and was just finding myself bored/frustrated with the puzzles. When I gave up trying to play it myself I went online to try and find some videos and that had the same effect. I'm happy some people can get off on it, but for me it's just a boring puzzle adventure game with the occasional jump scare. This one seems no different after watching the QL. It was just an hour of nothing happening but Patrick picking up things and putting them back down and him reading from time to time.

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Posted By buhssuht

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Posted By ashcrack1087

19:30 ish This Little Piggy reference?

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Posted By Waffley

Wasted potential for a Denny's Baconalia marketing campaign.

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Posted By MooseyMcMan

Wait, that looks like a hand, not a baby horse's paw. This can't be an Amnesia game!

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Posted By S3V3N

Shave your head, gain 100 pounds and it's Riddick playing games in the dark ^^

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Posted By Sooty

About 10 mins in to the game myself with headphones and I jumped twice and wanted to stop playing. #fuckthisgame

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Posted By linkster7

"I want to play this game!"
"Fuck you, you are never gonna play this game!"
My mind going back and forth on if I can manage the scary

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Edited By reelife

Am I the only one that don't find this game scary? I just don't find pigs scary:( When one of the pigs drove past me in a truck I laughed! It wasn't spooky or anything, so far I find Outlast to be the king. But who knows, maybe the last hours of Amnesia: A Machine for pigs can convince me.