so after the hurt and hardship of missing out on Gamestops awesome trade in deal for the Xbox 360s subsided, i went out and fed the demon walmart to get my system.  
 i love it. My old xbox needed an external fan to function, and the thing sounded like an airplane. But this little baby is quieter than any electronic device in my room.  The built in excellent wifi adapter is a breath of fresh air compared to my old wifi adapter that i had to tape to my wall 6 feet up with painters tape and a usb extender to get my neighbors internet. And that friendly little beep it gives off when u power it on/off or eject a disk (with just a touch, no pressy) makes me giggle every time. 
 The only problem i have with my fantastic new xbox is... its too light. 
 When my controller dies, i cord up and keep playing. But last night i felt like i was gonna pull my xbox right off the top of my big screen tube tv with any sudden movements. I know i could lay it on its side, but im afraid the excellent wifi quality will diminish.  
 My question is: does anyone know of any stands for the slim, or have any idea how to keep firmly in place without damaging the bottom of the box or the top of my tv? 
 please and thank you.

so after the hurt and hardship of missing out on Gamestops awesome trade in deal for the Xbox 360s subsided, i went out and fed the demon walmart to get my system.  
 i love it. My old xbox needed an external fan to function, and the thing sounded like an airplane. But this little baby is quieter than any electronic device in my room.  The built in excellent wifi adapter is a breath of fresh air compared to my old wifi adapter that i had to tape to my wall 6 feet up with painters tape and a usb extender to get my neighbors internet. And that friendly little beep it gives off when u power it on/off or eject a disk (with just a touch, no pressy) makes me giggle every time. 
 The only problem i have with my fantastic new xbox is... its too light. 
 When my controller dies, i cord up and keep playing. But last night i felt like i was gonna pull my xbox right off the top of my big screen tube tv with any sudden movements. I know i could lay it on its side, but im afraid the excellent wifi quality will diminish.  
 My question is: does anyone know of any stands for the slim, or have any idea how to keep firmly in place without damaging the bottom of the box or the top of my tv? 
 please and thank you.

use a cordless controller. 

Duct tape, just don't cover the vents.

It'd be safer on it's side anyway, but if you must have it standing up you could try something like I do where, if my 360's not on, I sometimes charge up my controllers with my PC/Laptop.

Stop stealing internet and you wouldn't have to jerry-rig all that shit together.

" Stop stealing internet and you wouldn't have to jerry-rig all that shit together. "

" Stop stealing internet and you wouldn't have to jerry-rig all that shit together. "

You're wifi won't be affected.

Your wifi will be fine and stop being a caveman and use a wireless controller.

" @Burns098356GX said:

" Stop stealing internet and you wouldn't have to jerry-rig all that shit together. "

This. Get your own connection for f*** sake. "

" Depending on its size, you could put it in an original ps2 stand so that you dont pull it over? If you have the room, move it off the top of your TV? "

get a play and charge kit. the only thing that can be done. stop stealing internet from people.

Instead of buying the new Xbox you could of got your own internet and you can buy a shirt since you don't seem to have one based on your profile. Sorry bro but stealing internet is worse then rape.

" Instead of buying the new Xbox you could of got your own internet and you can buy a shirt since you don't seem to have one based on your profile. Sorry bro but stealing internet is worse then rape. "

" @EightBitShik said:

" Instead of buying the new Xbox you could of got your own internet and you can buy a shirt since you don't seem to have one based on your profile. Sorry bro but stealing internet is worse then rape. "

im leaving this place in the next 5 months. paying for the hook up and then inevitably the cancellation fees is the absolute stupidest thing to do. also, my new xbox cost me a little over 100 after i got all my stuff traded in, which is about what i would have had to pay when my old one inevitably red ringed (again) seeing as to how i no longer have a warranty on it.  if it puts your slightly d-baggy mind at ease, i actually tested my neighbors connection for 3 weeks before i started using it, checking to see how often it was used, and how much stress my computer and xbox simultaneously would put on the network. Its as respectful as i can get short of going next door and pleading my case which ,sidenote, i have done before someplace else, resulting in the people calling their son (who himself is an asshat who knew i wasnt doing any harm but hated me) to lock up their network with the password being (i kid you not, his ex told me and i checked it) "FuckU3van" (evan being my name).  if theirs one thing i know, its that most People are retarded about computers. Im not a hacker and im not ruining their internet experience (which i believe is nonexistent) in the slightest. So dont judge me for using their connection in the wee hours of the night instead of waisting money im saving to get my own place and connection on a temporary connection here.  oh, and your mom refuses to buy me any shirts cuz she likes me better without them. asshat. "

Cancel netflix, pay for the internet.
 
Problem solved.

Ummm be more careful, you know, like an adult and not a 4 year old kid?

" @EightBitShik said:

" Instead of buying the new Xbox you could of got your own internet and you can buy a shirt since you don't seem to have one based on your profile. Sorry bro but stealing internet is worse then rape. "

im leaving this place in the next 5 months. paying for the hook up and then inevitably the cancellation fees is the absolute stupidest thing to do. also, my new xbox cost me a little over 100 after i got all my stuff traded in, which is about what i would have had to pay when my old one inevitably red ringed (again) seeing as to how i no longer have a warranty on it.  if it puts your slightly d-baggy mind at ease, i actually tested my neighbors connection for 3 weeks before i started using it, checking to see how often it was used, and how much stress my computer and xbox simultaneously would put on the network. Its as respectful as i can get short of going next door and pleading my case which ,sidenote, i have done before someplace else, resulting in the people calling their son (who himself is an asshat who knew i wasnt doing any harm but hated me) to lock up their network with the password being (i kid you not, his ex told me and i checked it) "FuckU3van" (evan being my name).  if theirs one thing i know, its that most People are retarded about computers. Im not a hacker and im not ruining their internet experience (which i believe is nonexistent) in the slightest. So dont judge me for using their connection in the wee hours of the night instead of waisting money im saving to get my own place and connection on a temporary connection here.  oh, and your mom refuses to buy me any shirts cuz she likes me better without them. asshat. "

" Cancel netflix, pay for the internet.  Problem solved. "

" It'd be safer on it's side anyway, but if you must have it standing up you could try something like I do where, if my 360's not on, I sometimes charge up my controllers with my PC/Laptop. "

Buy a USB extention cable and plug it onto the end of the play and charge kit, problem solved.
 

Sounds like the best solution is what most people are suggesting: get a play and charge kit.

Hey here is a out of the box idea, why don't you pay for your own internet....  Oh damn I don't know why I even suggested that he won't do that.

" @Sevan:  I read enough to see that your looking for a way to keep your new 360 in the stand up position so its able to get the best connection possible from your neighbor.  Its not that complicated I get it, but I just don't care.     =P "

" @agentboolen said:

" @Sevan:  I read enough to see that your looking for a way to keep your new 360 in the stand up position so its able to get the best connection possible from your neighbor.  Its not that complicated I get it, but I just don't care.     =P "

so you dont care but you still bother to leave two almost equally pointless comments? gotcha. "

" @Sevan said:

" @agentboolen said:

" @Sevan:  I read enough to see that your looking for a way to keep your new 360 in the stand up position so its able to get the best connection possible from your neighbor.  Its not that complicated I get it, but I just don't care.     =P "

so you dont care but you still bother to leave two almost equally pointless comments? gotcha. "

 1st one wasn't pointless. Your just to cheap for that suggestion to work, thats your problem. "

I was going to deride you for stealing internet, but I see it's already been done.  Later, dude.