Randomly, a friend asks this of me and I could not rightly think of an answer. The best I could come up with is that yoshi aren't wearing shoes but their feet just look like shoes.
And while I'm at it, what is the plural form of yoshi?
Mama Yoshis crack open eggs, place stretchable shoes on all the embryos and reseal the eggs to hatch at a later time. You never actually saw a Yoshi giving birth to an egg containing another Yoshi right? I thought not.
And you can't shoot fire by picking up a special kind of flower that changes the color scheme of your outfit.
BUT HEY, THE MARIO UNIVERSE MAKES SENSE. RIGHT?
I mean, we got talking turtles. Talking mushroom people. Sentient bombs with personalities which wage war against eachother. Large homing bullets with faces that resemble sharks. Rocks that seem to take pleasure in crushing you. Hitting your head on a block gets you money. Apparently money spontaniously spawns every time you grab a flagpole, which then triggers the fireworks from the nearby fort/castle. Yellow capes that make you fly, in fact, Racoon tails have the same effect, but they attach to your ass and give you Racoon ears. Flying pirate ships which capture princesses. Battles in the stars to decide the fate of the Galaxy. Pictures you can jump into to enter whole new worlds. Ghosts which become incorporeal when you're facing them, but become corporeal when you're not facing them, and hats which give you the ability to change your shape, or give you abilities such as the power of flight, the full transformation into a metallic form, and more!
I fucking want to see what yoshi feet look like but he never takes off the fucking boots.
Even playing vollyball on the beach he never takes off the boots they pop out of the eggs with the boots. What is he hiding in those boots?!!?!?!?!? Does he keep a nuke bomb in his boots like that terrorist shoe bomber ? what is the deal I want to see the feet already nintendo!
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