Hey, here's a quick pointer for those of you who like things that say things on them that other people won't immediately understand!
NCS is selling three different Dragon Quest hats devoted to the majestic slime. One says "I'm not a bad slime." Another says "The slimes merge into a King Slime!" A third (which is sold out as of this writing) says "A slime appears!"
Here, take a look:
If you are blessed with a smaller skull, I'd recommend the one about king slimes, of course, since that's the only one that offers a helpful tip about the nature of slimes! But I'm holding out for a series of GoldMan hats.