performance review time. please sit down battlefield.
Now then. I see you actually did pretty well on last year's performance review, which is why I have to say management is surprised and concerned at how you've slipped this time around. We're assuming you're not taking extra coffee breaks and the like but we have to ask; with having brought so little to the table with you this time, what exactly have you been doing with all the extra time?
Let's get right to some of the performance issues at hand shall we? It would appear this time around you shipped without any offline multiplayer? bad idea. You also seem to be completely devoid of any tutorial even though it is the minimum standard on all next gen games. You'll be marked down for that offense. I'm sorry.
Additionally it has come to our attention that not only is your control scheme cumbersome and ill-conceived, but that you have also managed to present a wholly substandard radar system which is virtually useless. Who on earth advised you radar needed a zoom function?
Finally the gimmick upon which your prestige is based has slid into mediocrity as well. Swapping out for other characters and locales via the x button has become so disorienting that often times complete reference is lost to one's surroundings.
I'm afraid Battlefield we cannot authorize a raise for you at this time. In fact due to these many grievous offenses...the company has decided to let you go. We will no longer be requiring your services. Please clean out your desk by close of business.
Let's get right to some of the performance issues at hand shall we? It would appear this time around you shipped without any offline multiplayer? bad idea. You also seem to be completely devoid of any tutorial even though it is the minimum standard on all next gen games. You'll be marked down for that offense. I'm sorry.
Additionally it has come to our attention that not only is your control scheme cumbersome and ill-conceived, but that you have also managed to present a wholly substandard radar system which is virtually useless. Who on earth advised you radar needed a zoom function?
Finally the gimmick upon which your prestige is based has slid into mediocrity as well. Swapping out for other characters and locales via the x button has become so disorienting that often times complete reference is lost to one's surroundings.
I'm afraid Battlefield we cannot authorize a raise for you at this time. In fact due to these many grievous offenses...the company has decided to let you go. We will no longer be requiring your services. Please clean out your desk by close of business.
