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Hey.

Posted by sofakingcool

gah

Posted by Jeff

One of the rare cases where a thumbnail tells me everything I need to know about a video!

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Posted by JnD

That "tons of fun" line at 0:45 was just so painful...

Posted by WillParry

Wow.... really? Still trying this marketing strategy in 2012? I'd really love to know how succesfull that will be. Good luck to 'm I guess.

Posted by TheCreamFilling

What has Fable become?

Posted by Evikull

I think I got some sick in my mouth.

Edited by Chaser324

It's NOT on rails, bro!

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Edited by xMEGADETHxSLY

I Feel Like Giving These People A PEDIGREE

Posted by mbr2

Love the medium, hate the industry. Love the medium...

Posted by abdo

By hipsters, for hipsters?

Posted by Heroes_Die

If you sway, tilt, and zoom the camera enough, people will be so disoriented they won't know what they're agreeing to anymore!

Posted by Ouren

OOOOOO AAAHHHH EEEEE OOOOO BLEEEEH EEEEH OOOOOO AAAAAA EEEEE

/latinchoir

Posted by AnEternalEnigma

Yeah, this is geniune and not scripted at all.

Posted by heatDrive88

That thumbnail of the guy making a huge DERP face is pretty much all I need to know about how fucking junk this trailer is.

Posted by Milkman

I'm sending Peter Molyneux a bill to replace the laptop I just vomited on.

Posted by ErEl

That's pretty hardcore

Posted by Sackmanjones

Oh god. This is....

Posted by Dawglet

HARDCORE GAMERS YEAH LET'S ROCK

Posted by RE_Player1

@Jeff said:

One of the rare cases where a thumbnail tells me everything I need to know about a video!

100% agree.

Posted by Colourful_Hippie

@heatDrive88 said:

That thumbnail of the guy making a huge DERP face is pretty much all I need to know about how fucking junk this trailer is.

That thumbnail is the best thing ever.

Posted by Deusx

JUST. LIKE. ME

Posted by MoTheHawk

smh

Posted by siblers

This is the reason why I am doing a computing degree. Gonna inspire me so much

Posted by Demoskinos

This is the best thumbnail.

Posted by TekZero

I'm totally "core" and these people are NOTHING like me.

Edited by Warchief

THESE ARE IN NO WAY PEOPLE PAID TO SAY AWESOME STUFF ABOUT THE AWESOME KINECT THAT IS A MUST HAVE GIFT THIS HOLIDAY SEASON.

...also nice fucking hat.

Posted by Stinky51012

"I play every game I can" -N7 girl. Doesn't everyone play every game they can? If you have the time, money, or interest.

Posted by ebe

Uhhh, the dude in the Batman shirt was one of the major characters in this season of Teen Wolf... (yes I watch Teen Wolf, shut up, that's why).

Not that actors can't also be 'core gamers', but suspicious.

Posted by Refugee

'Almost every current game system'

Posted by Pop

Number of suicide motions I made with my hands while watching this video: 12

Hardcore gamers don't leave the house, that's a myth. Hardcore gamers don't call themselves hardcore gamers. This video is dumb. Bye and thank you.

Posted by the_unabomber

I will totally take any core gamer seriously when they sport a batman shirt, a trucker hat with a mustache on it, or an N7 shirt... Yep... totally speaking to my demographic as a core gamer...

or fire that marketing team

Posted by MagikGimp

Praying Molyneux had no say in this and is actually pretty angry about it. I still have faith in the man personally.

Edited by JakeLogan

0:38 - "I am a BIG fan, of the Feeble series"

Also, did they really put a mustache hat on Thumbnail Bro?

Posted by steelerzfan101

Yep, that was totally believable! They were not paid actors or anything...

Posted by wallofbricks

Those geeky shirts are spotlessly clean, SHENANIGANS!

Posted by Trilogy

HEY GUYS, LIONHEAD HERE. WE'RE JUST STOPPING IN TO REMIND YOU THAT FABLE THE JOURNEY IS TOTALLY HARDCORE FOR TOTALLY HARDCORE GAMERS...LIKE YOU.

P.S.

IT'S NOT ON FUCKING RAILS.

Posted by RPGee

And thus were no extra copies of Fable: The Journey sold at retail.

Posted by Jeff

@MagikGimp said:

Praying Molyneux had no say in this and is actually pretty angry about it. I still have faith in the man personally.

Well, Molyneux doesn't work for Microsoft anymore, so I'd imagine he had no say in it and probably doesn't care. The man has moved on.

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Posted by MiniPato

It's like watching a bunch of cops trying to convince me they aren't narcs.

Posted by mnzy

I don't know if all these The Core innuendos will help Fable: The Journey.

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Posted by RawknRo11a

wow.... just wow

Edited by alibson

I want to strangle those people

Posted by Lukeweizer

The thumbnail image reminds me of Frank from 30 Rock.

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Posted by Defective_Gummybear

Dude has a beard, so hardcore, I'm in.

Posted by Rapstah

This is just the worst! It's the fucking worst!

Posted by SlightConfuse

wow this is really sad

Posted by BaneFireLord

I feel dirty now...

Posted by Trilogy

@MiniPato said:

It's like watching a bunch of cops trying to convince me they aren't narcs.

Are you a core gamer? You have to tell me if you're a core gamer.

Posted by Phatmac

WE'RE ALL CORE GAMERS RIGHT!?!?!!?!???????????????????????????????????????????1/?!?!??!/1 I'M JUST LIKE ALL OF THESE PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I LOVE FABLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!