To see pictures of them makes me hungry, but I really don't think I could choke one down. Especially since I don't eat red meat. XD
Has anyone else never eaten a burger? o3o

How do you live with yourself?!

get the fuck out.

I am so sorry.

i assume that you have issues with depression

you should eat one then. their pretty good. dont get from McDonalds though

" To see pictures of them makes me hungry, but I really don't think I could choke one down. Especially since I don't eat red meat. XD Has anyone else never eaten a burger? o3o "

Well there's boca burger... Will that count?

Eat one now, they are amazing.

you dont want a hamburger, you want a cheeseburger.
 

What is wrong with you?

Try a veggie burger? Or a chicken burger? I prefer either to hamburgers, myself *shrugs*

GTFO and eat a burger, now

Now I really, really want a cheeseburger. Damn you.

" To see pictures of them makes me hungry, but I really don't think I could choke one down. Especially since I don't eat red meat. XD Has anyone else never eaten a burger? o3o "

Haven't eaten a burger? WHAT?!? Well, I'd only understand if it was against your religion to eat red meat, or...if you're crazy. That's it.

OH MY GOD HOW ARE YOU NOT DEAD FREWDNREIWNJRUFJEWEOKWMEWCEWMCDWNCJEWCNKJEWCEW:HIEWDEIWNBCDS

Your soul is incomplete for never eating one

You're not welcome here.  I'm not even joking.  Get out.  Now.

Fuck everyone here for making me hungry. 
 
And why pray tell have you not eaten a hamburger?

Start with the Luther burger... it will be your first, and last hamburger! Wanna know what it is? Google it and have your mind blown!

and i thought never having eaten pie was bad. where do you live anyway? cuz i KNOW it's not anywhere in america

Well, I've never had a salad. It's completely understandable.

well good for you. I guess.

NURSE! GET ME A HOT BEEF PATTY AND 300 CCs OF MAYO STAT!

I've been living in Canada for one year now and I have not tried a hamburger myself. Can someone please tell me what kind of beef do they put in the patty. I mean is it ground beef or is it like a steak?

"I've been living in Canada for one year now and I have not tried a hamburger myself. Can someone please tell me what kind of beef do they put in the patty. I mean is it ground beef or is it like a steak? "

Get oudda heeaaaaa

somebody shove some beef into this man

well 
go eat one

Lies!

Go eat a Whopper. Now.

Just ignore the peer pressure, there's no need to give into temptation or let anyone else decide when the time is right for you. Eat a hamburger when you think you're ready. Also, remember that having a veggie burger is not any less of a meaningful experience; don't let anyone tell you otherwise.

GTFO

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That is a big mac and despite it probably being made of hate and street rats it's pretty fucking tasty. The best part is how the diced onions mix in with the big mac sauce. Also the cheese is like some strange super sweet chedder. Chemically it has a 50% chance of releasing endorphins making you really happy and kind of high or sending you into a sugar crash where you feel like shit.

go to five guys and get one quick!!!!

 
OMG O_O

Go die.

Go Die

I have never acutually taken a breath of air.
 
Same thing.