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Finally, A Dating Site For Us?

UK-based publisher launches dating site aimed at game players.

Future Publishing has a little something for everyone. Want to get your highbrow British game writing on? You should probably spring for a subscription to Edge. Want all the top MMO stories, as voted on by users? There's Massive Blips. But what if you're tired of reading all of Future's publications and websites by yourself? Well, they've got your back there, too, as they've gone ahead and launched a dating site specifically targeting people who play video games.

The site's called Game 4-A-Date, and it's set up to help you "find that someone special who shares a zeal for games." That's almost totally ridiculous for a number of reasons, the chief one being that females who openly play games are probably already inundated by hundreds of ham-fisted requests for dates, friendship, and/or sex from a bunch of guys who never bothered to learn the right set of social skills. I can't imagine a dating site focused on people who play games will help those poor girls weed out the crazies unless the girls are simply after the low-hanging fruit of guys who think it's "so hot" that they play games. But those girls wouldn't need to go pay for a dating site. They should just go register a MySpace account like everyone else. Either way, this raises my annoying and self-righteous "indignant disgust when people who play games are lumped together unfavorably" ire.

This actually looks more like a partnership or some other sort of weird affiliate deal than a full-on Future site launch. Clicking beyond the "Game 4-A-Date" homepage takes you to a page hosted on WhiteLabelDating.com, which boasts that it "provides the dating software, membership database, payment processing, customer support, hosting infrastructure, tax processing and much more. You provide your brand, website design and marketing and we do the rest."

Hey, that means we could all just go start our own dating sites! They say they can set one up in minutes! Here, I'll post my own dating site profile here so we can all get inspired. Let's go find some LOVE, people.

HEY LADIES LET'S DO THIS
HEY LADIES LET'S DO THIS
Me:

NAME: [PDA] Sn1p3rk1lla420NYC
AGE: 33
STATUS: Single
DRINK: Y
SMOKE: N
GENRES: Anything that isn't team sports, I guess?
RELIGION: Whatevs
PLATFORMS: All
POLITICAL VIEWS: I vote for no pants.

What I'm Looking For:

A female between the ages of 18 and 80.
Must love Points.
Should be way totally awesome.
Felons OK!
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Damn Jeff, I got this 81 year old hottie that was askin about ya...guess I'll have to steer her away now.

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TheGTAvaccine said:
"Damn Jeff, I got this 81 year old hottie that was askin about ya...guess I'll have to steer her away now."
Even though I know what you're referencing, this still sounds really creepy...

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LiquidPrince said:
"TheGTAvaccine said:
"Damn Jeff, I got this 81 year old hottie that was askin about ya...guess I'll have to steer her away now."
Even though I know what you're referencing, this still sounds really creepy...

"

hehehe It sure does.
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Holy crap, it's too bad this site is only for the U.K. No, I'm serious. It could work in the U.S. Stop looking at me like that, guys.

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Holy shit, actually  laughed really hard at your fake profile XD

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You should have taken a picture in a mirror with your camera phone...that would have been like super unique.

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But I thought Jeff was......ya know........I've seen those photos with those glasses on you Jeff and I put 1 and 1 together.

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*sigh*  It was going to happen sooner or later .  I've been spending a little time on PS3 Home and *shudders*  that place is so full of odd balls that it would make the perfect case stufy for anyone studying pshycology.  Its become a stalking haven and pick up service for nut jobs.  If people have that much trouble finding a date then maybe they should get up out of their computer chairs/couches and take a look outside at the world other than the obligatory trip to the 7/11 for the supply of gaming dietry sustanence .

Being |L33T on the net ain't gonna score you the hot babe .

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"launched a dating site specifically targeting people who play video games."
Something tells me it's like 500 guys and 4 girls. I mean I know several girls who play games, but I don't think any of them would describe themselves as 'I like to play video games' AND 'I have trouble getting dates'.

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I thought Giant Bomb was already doing this...

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Let's keep it going:

NAME: TheClap
AGE: 21
STATUS: Single
DRINK: Yes
SMOKE: On the water
GENRES: Romantic comedies a must
RELIGION: Hockey
PLATFORMS: Meant to be jumped to and from
POLITICAL VIEWS:  Please keep them to yourself

What I'm Looking For:
Females.
No trannies.
Just kidding. 
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TheClap said:
"Let's keep it going:

NAME: TheClap
AGE: 21
STATUS: Single
DRINK: Yes
SMOKE: On the water
GENRES: Romantic comedies a must
RELIGION: Hockey
PLATFORMS: Meant to be jumped to and from
POLITICAL VIEWS:  Please keep them to yourself

What I'm Looking For:
Females.
No trannies.
Just kidding. 
"
NAME: PureRok
AGE: 19
STATUS: Single
DRINK: Yes
SMOKE: No
GENRES: *shrug*
RELIGION: ....
PLATFORMS: ....
POLITICAL VIEWS: ....

What I'm Looking For:
Females.
Any trannies TheClap turns down.
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Alex_Murphy said:
""launched a dating site specifically targeting people who play video games."
Something tells me it's like 500 guys and 4 girls. I mean I know several girls who play games, but I don't think any of them would describe themselves as 'I like to play video games' AND 'I have trouble getting dates'."

I don't think there's going to be that many girls there, man...
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PureRok said:
"TheClap said:
"Let's keep it going:

NAME: TheClap
AGE: 21
STATUS: Single
DRINK: Yes
SMOKE: On the water
GENRES: Romantic comedies a must
RELIGION: Hockey
PLATFORMS: Meant to be jumped to and from
POLITICAL VIEWS:  Please keep them to yourself

What I'm Looking For:
Females.
No trannies.
Just kidding. 
"
NAME: PureRok
AGE: 19
STATUS: Single
DRINK: Yes
SMOKE: No
GENRES: *shrug*
RELIGION: ....
PLATFORMS: ....
POLITICAL VIEWS: ....

What I'm Looking For:
Females.
Any trannies TheClap turns down."

HAHAHAHAHAHA!! And TheClap, with your name alone you'd be overqualified for the site.
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Edited By gunswordfist
Fragstoff said:
"sweet, a dating site full of dudes,
nothing good will come of this"
That's so true it's scary!
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NAME: [</3]NoRightBrain
AGE: 25
STATUS: Single?
DRINK: Gin Martinis or go home.
SMOKE: if you got 'em, I guess. Is that what you smokers say?
GENRES:  Is WoW a genre? Fable was cool too.
RELIGION: As long as you can talk about it without getting pissed, it's cool with me.
PLATFORMS: VOTE NO ON PLATFORMS in '09
POLITICAL VIEWS: See above.

What I'm Looking For:

A female between the ages of 25 and 30.
Must have been born on a Wednesday.
Scientists preferred. 
No blondes!
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Jeff is really funny lol

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LOL, nice profile there Jeff, I'm sure the hot cosplay chicks will be swimming to come over to the GB hotspot just to meet  you!

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NAME: Fade2Gray
AGE: Old 'nuf
STATUS: Been in fer a while, ain't gettin' nun
DRINK: Ah wish
SMOKE: Only when Ah ken trad fer 'em
GENRES: Anytin' but buddy cop movies
RELIGION: Only when Bubba gets that weird look in 'is eyes
PLATFORMS: Make fer a good shank
POLITICAL VIEWS: Cain't vote

What I'm Looking For:
Shugga mamma who likes tah bake cakes whit a lil' surpris 'nside if yah know what Ah mean.

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Me:

NAME: JHV^%%$YFYU~{}">|}:>~?
AGE: 12
STATUS: Single
DRINK: Y
SMOKE: Your mother
GENRES: All the hardcore stuff
RELIGION: Death knight
PLATFORMS: All
POLITICAL VIEWS: Anarchy

What I'm Looking For:

A female between the ages of 18 and 19.Must love Achievement points and Trophies more than their own mother.
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So, what, is being in the game press the equivalent of saying your a lawyer or something?

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NAME: xXM4strCeifXx
AGE: 15
STATUS: wast "status"?
DRINK: DUDE YEAH I LIEK ttly drink like vodka and stuff cus' im way kool and stuff and my dad doesnt love me...... wait...
SMOKE: Duh! im not leik 12 rsum
GENRES: lol its "genral" u dumass, dont u know the army?
RELIGION: Jesus is my best freind
PLATFORMS: 360 fo LIVE
POLITICAL VIEWS: loldunno

What I'm Looking For:
hos that wnna get SUPERSOKED/SUPERMANNED
NO NERDS
Jeff Gretsmenn
someone who wants to watch me pwn nuubs in halo and gears and tell me im ttly awesome

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ha ha, nice one.

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NAME: Sir Leonard Buzz Killington III
AGE: 46
STATUS: Aristocrat
DRINK: Yes, please
SMOKE: Sheeva, Motaro, mwhahaha
GENRES: Third person open world post apocalyptic adventure game with RPG elements and subscription based persistent online multiplayer
RELIGION: I live to serve the Almighty Dollar
PLATFORMS: Against abortion, For killing babies
POLITICAL VIEWS: Regressive party member

What I'm Looking For:
my keys

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hmm, this looks weird. How did they have people on their already?

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This is the 80s, and Jeff's into the LADIES...it's not? What decade is it??...how am I supposed to rhyme something with that?!...I'm outta here.

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NAME: Tebbit (obviously not really)
AGE: 19
STATUS: HP at 97%, PZN, holding an Oran berry
DRINK: Required to live for more than 72 hours in a desert
SMOKE: A dark grey colour.
GENRES: Real life First-Person Shooter!?
RELIGION: That one where you get to be a fireman
PLATFORMS: A short white and a long black, please. I hope that doesn't sound sexual.
POLITICAL VIEWS: Sackboy 4 prez 2012

What I'm Looking For:

A female or walrus between the ages of 18 and 47
Must have tusks, to live out my Tuskar related fantasies.
Walrus's preferred
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lol Surely having a dating website aimed soley at gamers is socially irresponsable? After all, if we only embark on relationships with our own kind, however are we meant to learn 'normal' forms of interaction? In the end, every night will be spent sitting in fornt of (two) monitors, co-oping or battling with a bucket of chicken, some fizzy juice and pizza for repas. That's if we are able to even interact in the same physical space in the first place: chances are entire relationships will play out across an x-box live headset, or WoW campaign.
What's worse, if by some miricle we are actually able to put down our joypads long enough to reproduce, think what the children will be like! Do we really need a second generation of socially-inept, fried chicken eating morons who are bad at sports? I think not!

These people have got to be stopped before it's too late!

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I dunno.  Personally I really don't care if my wife or girlfriend is into gaming at all.  It is more personality.

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NAME: ThePhilanthropist
AGE: 27
STATUS: Single
DRINK: Y
SMOKE: N
GENRES: RPG, FPS, Strategy
RELIGION: S&M
PLATFORMS: Anything but Wii
POLITICAL VIEWS: The War Economy is bad.

What I'm Looking For:

A female between the ages of 22 and 34 with relavent gaming knowledge.
Must Love Metal Gear.
Have pets named Tico, Nico, or Yorda
Should be way totally geeky
No Drugs
Cosplay a plus
No Furries
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I bet the ratio is horrible...

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Oh, you mean redtube?

Ohhhh... I see.. So.. i have to.. go outside? And.. interact with people....

*yells to mom for my inhaler, collapsing and wheezing*

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Why would such a fine looking group of guys like us need help from a dating website?  We have that shit on lockdown.

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Dude, hot fire.

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If I was a girl ide let jeff fiddle me.

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woops did i just type that out loud.

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Hahaha Damn i'm 81...not qualified for the Gerstmann! i jest, i jest.

I also think the whole thing is dumb, i couldn't agree more with your second paragraph.

Points!

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NAME: GTCknight

AGE: 19

STATUS: Single, after all why else would I be doing this.

DRINK: I only drink pure water that looks and tastes like cherry's.

SMOKE: N

GENRES: Anything but sports and MMOs right now.

RELIGION: None right now.

PLATFORM: Curenntly I have a PC, Xbox, and a Xbox 360, I plan on getting a PS3 sometime this year.

POLITICAL VIEWS: I only vote for Church, the leader of Blue Team.

What I'm looking for:

A female between the ages of 18 and 30.
Enjoys videogames and other things that are totally Mawsome.
Has played Jet Force Gemini at least once.
She Must Hate Babys!

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Don't worry Jeff, the ladies are gonna fall for you as soon as they read that.

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MySpace angle shot FTW

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HA! I Have a gf already!

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I think mine will probably fit right in . . .

NAME: XxXDaRKxAzZaZiNxXx
AGE: 15
STATUS: singal, hopfuly not 4 long! lololol
DRINK: More like DRANK! AMIRITE?!? lololol
SMOKE: ya but not tabaco lolololol
GENRES: halo, call of duty, gta
RELIGION: christian
PLATFORMS: lol wut?
POLITICAL VIEWS: kill terorists and make pot legal!! lololol

wat im lookin 4:

honnys between the age of 18 and 13.
gotta be smokin hawt! lol
gotta love to drink n get drunk n smoke n get high lolol!!
gotta hav nice azzz lololol!!


I, uh . . . I think it's pretty obvious but I still feel like I should say that was a joke . . .
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Kazona said:
"HA! I Have a gf already!
"
Then you are officially not a gamer! Come back when you are overweight and pathetically lonely like the rest of us.
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NAME: xXxSP4/\/K/\/\0/\/K3YxXx
AGE: 20
STATUS: Single
DRINK: N
SMOKE: N
GENRES: All except MMOs and JRPGs
RELIGION: There must be something...
PLATFORMS: All
POLITICAL VIEWS: Liberal
WHAT I'M LOOKING FOR:  Girl between the ages of 18 & 25.  Must like Star Wars or you can GTFO.  Same goes for Halo.
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Hahahahaha. That was great. Thanks for the laugh man!

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Vote for no pants, hilarious considering :D

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Jeff what woman could resist!

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gunswordfist said:
"Kazona said:
"HA! I Have a gf already!
"
Then you are officially not a gamer! Come back when you are overweight and pathetically lonely like the rest of us."
Ok, I am pathetically lonely, but i'm not overweight. In fact I haven't had a friend for many years, due to the fact that I have extremely high standards. A bunch of girls said I was cute and they wanted to go out with me the other day, but I lied and told them I was already aquainted. I'm not sure why, but I like being a pathetically lonely gamer.
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StaticFalconar said:
"Me:
NAME: JHV^%%$YFYU~{}">|}:>~?
AGE: 12
STATUS: Single
DRINK: Y
SMOKE: Your mother
GENRES: All the hardcore stuff
RELIGION: Death knight
PLATFORMS: All
POLITICAL VIEWS: Anarchy

What I'm Looking For:

A female between the ages of 18 and 19.Must love Achievement points and Trophies more than their own mother.
"
 A 12 year old with a 19 year old? That would be like putting your little finger in a bathtub.