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SUNDAY NIGHT VIDEO GAME COLLECTION DANCE PARTY

There's only one way to truly celebrate your shelves full of sick-ass cartridges.

It's weird how some things totally transcend cultures. I was just doing this exact dance in front of my Neo Geo cartridge shelf yesterday. 

  

  
 Originally saw this on GameSniped. Also, I suppose I should warn you that there is a bit of ass crack in this video, in case you are sensitive to ass cracks.
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Edited By Nonethewiser

im just going to dismiss it as AZN

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@Metal_Gear_Sunny said:
" @KnifeySpoony said:
" When did JackiJinx become staff? "
This made me think of an idea.  Featured forum topics should created. If there's a piece of news that was posted before the GB dudes get a chance to, it should go on the front page.  Sunny, you're a genius!  "
You misspelled Knifey.
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@Jeff:  
Sunday night and you are at work, Jeff?
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@Metal_Gear_Sunny said:
" @gunslingerNZ: You're right, no one does, but it is a duplicate thread, and duplicate threads are agains the forum rules. In other words, the GB members are kind of being hypocrites. "
except this appears on the front page where everyone gets to see it, especially those who never read the GB forums like myself...
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Edited By joelalfaro

This guy is totally straight. 
 
He's got the moves to prove it. 

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at first i thought it was jason ocampo in this vid, but thinking it is jason ocampo makes the vid all that much funnier.

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O no Jeff, you told me there is a "bit of ass crack" you didn't tell me I would see the entire ass of a middle aged Asian man. Too much, too much. 

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If you want to burn your eyes, go to the Neo Geo fan forum that this guy, username Rot, posts in.  A couple posts down from the thread, you see a picture of the guy that will most likely erase your pupils.
 
Picture is NSFW.

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Can anyone identify the games he holds up to the camera? I spotted at least one Metal Slug game.

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Edited By Death_Burnout
@gunslingerNZ said:

" @Metal_Gear_Sunny said:

" @gunslingerNZ: You're right, no one does, but it is a duplicate thread, and duplicate threads are agains the forum rules. In other words, the GB members are kind of being hypocrites. "
except this appears on the front page where everyone gets to see it, especially those who never read the GB forums like myself... "
You dont read the forums either? awesome!
 
But yeah im not going to sit here and defend you Metal Gear (Metal Gear!?) because i dont i think i want to nor can in this particular case, but i do know what it is like to do something first and get fuck all for it...i know it all too well and it's perhaps the most frustrating thing. Like i said, and in the article, this is a little different and i cant really judge anything.
 
This video was perfect for just waking up at 7.
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As soon as he grabbed his nipple I stopped watching...too much man...just too much...

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I don't quite know if I am outraged, or dumbfounded. I don't know whether the Ocampo/Kasavin clone was caught in the act of some gamer mating call or plain obnoxious. This sort of encapsulates how I feel about the platform of Neo Geo, and if that man had spent a small fortune building that library and consequently had gone partially insane so as to have only this ritualistic dance to show for it, I would rightly understand.

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Dad..?
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Edited By lamegame621

I WANT TO SEE THE JEFF VERSION!!!! IT WILL GO VIRAL IN NO TIME FLAT!!!

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collection complete, owner loses mind for there is nothing more to collect.

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I sighed hard and pondered life after watching this.

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what did i just watch?
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Theirs a line.  And this man has no problem crossing it.

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A bit of ass crack? O_o

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am i surprised he is asian? no 
am i surprised he is overtly sexual? no 
am i surprised he owns all those games? no 
am i surprised at the expert dancing skills? surprisingly yes

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...
Why did I watch that?

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And the winner of the 'I Desperately Want to Be An Internet Meme' competition is...

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* jaw hits floor * 
 



?

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The guy has some moves, but then he made me look away... twice! Not sure why i even kept watching, i don't even know what a Neo Geo looks like...
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I'll never be this cool   : (

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Yes, this video is going viral! I'm sending this to all my friends on Facebook. Great stuff!

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Jason Ocampo?

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I seen this over at Kotaku.  That it was awesome in a weird way.

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After watching this video for the 20th time I've started to really think about my life and where it's going.
 
After I take a shower I'm going to watch it again.

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That's Jason Ocampo! O_O
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High as a kite.

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This guy just goes and moons the camera? Who does this guy think he is, Crayon Shin Chan?

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what. who. what. why. what did i just. why would you.
 
fuck.

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My money's on him going through a midlife crisis.

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Just watched an Asian man dance in his very own special way showing off his Neo Geo collection.  
 
My life is now complete.  
(not much of a like I know).

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Dude is pumped about his Neo Geo games....I see nothing wrong with that...bar showing me his arse.

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Jason Ocampo ?


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Shit, I know that song but not that techno version. What is it?

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@D:
"Where the streets have no name" covered by The Pet Shop Boys
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Some things when you see, you can't unsee......
I'm going to lie down now.....

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So, Jeff, the exact dance? Shorts slowly going down the ass and everything? Hm, so I can't quite see it so next time you should video tape it.. Believe me I don't think anyone will call you a copier. Yeah, I don't believe that I need to say more.
 
Love,
 
Amanda-

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What the fuck did I just watch

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@7Force: I thought he might be from the UK because he gave a reverse victory sign to a game he seemed to hate.
 
Anyone know what games he's giving mini reviews to?  I think I saw Metal Slug in there but the rest went by too fast for me.
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haha this guy is so baked 

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I say the Giant Bomb crew recruits this guy to do reviews.

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typical fanboy behavior

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This is an example of why I am hesitant to ever mention to people in real life that I play video games.
 
Also, that is about the shittiest cover of a U2 song I have ever heard.

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YOU'VE WATCHED IT, YOU CAN'T UNWATCH IT. STAY TUNED FOR MORE TALES OF INTEREST!
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Far too much ass crack. That's nowhere near the "just a bit" warning. That's the whole deal. The guy's a psycho.