You know the drill people!
 
 

1. People from Fairbanks, Alaska talk with an in-and-out Australian accent.u
2. Shoving glass into a person's mouth helps you get them to fight alongside you 5 minutes later.
   

That Xbox 360 owners get a working game. While PC players get shafted even though it's easier to put out a patch on PC.

3.  That I have had enough of first person shooters, especially broken PC versions, and don't want to play another one till 2015 minimum.

4. Americans don't know what an Australian sounds like at all

5. Buying camo's instead of earning through challenges detroys the purpose.

6. Shooting the heads of mannequins will eventually make music come out.

7. Oh it's this thread again 
 
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I'm pretty sure I was shooting before that guy, absolutely positive but the killcam shows different, and he was barely aiming at me. Also I can fly forward several feet when I stab people.

8. Even though you thought you just made it around the corner when someone is shooting you, you probably didn't. You rarely ever do. (Fucking delay)

9. Fighting in a nuclear test site is a GREAT idea.

STEP ONE: SECURE THE KEYS! 
STEP TWO: ASCEND FROM DARKNESS!
STEP THREE: RAIN FIRE! 
STEP FOUR: UNLEASH THE HORDE! 
STEP FIVE: SKEWER THE WINGED BEAST! 
STEP SIX: WIELD A FIST OF IRON 
STEP SEVEN: RAISE HELL!!! 
STEP EIGHT: Freedom.

11. If you don't know the maps on MP... Get ready to get raped.

" 4. Americans don't know what an Australian sounds like at all "

12. Miultiplayer has more penis than  Chatroulette.

13. If you ever get captured, strapped to a chair, and interrogated, try to wiggle your way out; you could be missing out on a great game of Zork.

14. All guns in the world sound like $2 cap guns.

15. MP was fun.. for 10 mins

16. If you're going to Cuba, remember to bring sunglasses.

17.  If you kill someone, be sure to turn around, because that's where they will be in 5 seconds.

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1. Shoving glass into a person's mouth helps you get them to fight alongside you 5 minutes later.
   

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Give people the power to create and u get dicks or swastikas

" STEP ONE: SECURE THE KEYS! STEP TWO: ASCEND FROM DARKNESS!STEP THREE: RAIN FIRE! STEP FOUR: UNLEASH THE HORDE! STEP FIVE: SKEWER THE WINGED BEAST! STEP SIX: WIELD A FIST OF IRON STEP SEVEN: RAISE HELL!!! STEP EIGHT: Freedom. "

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1. Shoving glass into a person's mouth helps you get them to fight alongside you 5 minutes later.
   

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20. RC-XD's are everywhere. There is no escape.

21. Killstreak kills don't add up to more killstreaks
22. Only one air support at a time
23. Gary Oldman can pull a decent Russian Accent
24. Ice Cube cannot speak Russian (credit for trying though)

25. The U.S. government can't restrain you in a chair very well.

26. Your Russian best friend has an agenda.

27. It's a GREAT idea to introduce bots, then lock them behind a wall that you can get by if you're signed into Live, therefore rendering them useless.

28. activision will never fix the noob toobing problem

29. Bullets can go through two car doors, a fuel tank, and a human body, even when the gun being used has a silencer on it.

30. My enemy can take cover behind wooden crates and not get hit by bullets going through it, but the enemy has no problem shooting me through a concrete wall.

" 29. Bullets can go through two car doors, a full tank, and a human body, even when the gun being used has a silencer on it. "

" @DoctorWelch said:

" 29. Bullets can go through two car doors, a full tank, and a human body, even when the gun being used has a silencer on it. "

A bullet can actually totally go through two car doors easy, and a human body. "

31. If you're Grigori Weaver, getting your eye gouged out will actually make you more awesome, with no detriment to your accuracy whatsoever.

" 28. activision will never fix the noob toobing problem "

33.- No matter how much some of us trash talk it ... people keep buying it

34. A Tomahawk to the shin will instantly kill someone.

35. The spawn system will trace your IP address, find out where you live, come to your house, hog tie you, rape you in the ass without lube, then set your house on fire with you inside and piss on the ashes.

36. Other soldiers have no peripheral vision, and even when they do, they still run by enemies.

37. Bobby Kotick is still an eternal Douche bag.

38. If you can't stand someone's talking mute them.

39:  Halo Jumping still won't save you.
39b: You are not entitled to complain about loosing your money because some other player was lagging in a wager match. 

40. Make an irritatingly small map and people will vote for it over and over again because they are almost guaranteed a few kills (Nuketown)
 
40.b - Oh and it's quite pants.

41:  Back in the 60's Black Op soldiers who are being interrogated really only need to be asked once before spilling all the beans.
Edit: I mean seriously...did anyone else notice just how forthcoming the main character is with info and how soon?

42. Swastikas and Dicks are the new "Joint Ops"

44. Tomahawks can take down helicopters.
45. That guy is a real ice cube.