That was pretty good lmao

" Inb4 typical GiantBomb console players saying "WHY DO PC GAMERS FEEL SO ENTITLED!" and to that I say. I'm sorry we want games that work instead of shitty console ports? "

Anyone still purchasing CoD on the PC from MW2 onwards is just encouraging their lackluster PC ports.

" @Zidd said:

" @LordAndrew: This is a classic chicken and egg situation isn't it? If Activision spends a ton of time and money making a kick ass PC port people are going to still pirate the crap out of it for whatever bogus reason they have thought up. Its not like having a well done PC port will make people buy the game; For example games made by Valve are still pirated on all platforms. If one of the very few developers that give 2 shits about the PC still get screwed by a portion of their users what chance does anyone else have? PC ports are a bullet point for most every game.  "

This. The problem for PC gamers is that there's no real solution for it. They can complain all they want, but there are no good solutions for developers, and any time developers try to come up with something new, PC gamers bitch and moan about it. I know, I used to be just like that ten years ago. PC ports are cheap enough to make from console games for a release, but don't bring in enough money to justify extensive support. If PC gamers actually bought their games, maybe this problem would go away. But too many PC gamers don't buy their games. Including a lot of people on these boards who claim that they do. Yes, I know this sucks for everyone who does buy games on the PC, but there just aren't enough of you guys anymore. Many (like me) gravitated to consoles for just this reason. "

It was seeing his grin over and over that made me chuckle.

Of course it's rubbish on the PC, it's not a spreadsheet. 
 
Buy a console.

i got a chuckle out of this. it is pretty funny man. sadly, PC games aren't so great now from a couple of years ago.

" @ch13696: 93,000 is a small portion of the 5.6 million+ units sold across all platforms. I never said that all PC gamers pirate games, just a portion of them. I am not trying to bash the PC. The indie games scene would not be as good as it is now without it. Major publishers don't like the PC because they can't monetize content as well as they can on consoles due the fact that the PC is an open platform. "

I don't blame them. Half of people who have that game on pc most likely cracked/stole it. 

I don't have the game. I'm not having any issues so far.

Meh, those could have have been a lot, lot better.

" Most of the problems PC players faced are easily fixed. But most people are to lazy to use google, and would rather bitch to treyarch. "

I really hate that guy.

Well the most likely made $0 on the PC port

PC?
 
No Call of Duty Black Ops is for the Xbox 360 as with all Call of Duty games!

I for one think Black Ops is actually really, really good on PC, despite the launch day woes (and I've been through so many I can just ignore it now. You think this was bad? play an EA game on launch day.) 
 
Also, the people mentioning pc sales.. those are store sales, I'm pretty sure. Steam sales are not disclosed and account for a higher percentage than store sales, and probably even more for a game like Black Ops.

LOL!

" The funny thing is that the patches did fix my lag problems. "

" PC?  No Call of Duty Black Ops is for the Xbox 360 as with all Call of Duty games! "

i find it funny how angry pc gamers are over this shit and when every single stardock game gets released in a totally broken state, they get the benefit of the doubt.

PC gamers are angry and elitist about everything. It's what they are, and why they don't play console games. That, and the pirating :)

" @CL60: The PC patch is probably low priority because the money brought in by PC users is tiny compared to the money that is brought in by consoles. The platforms that make the most money are always fixed first. It also doesn't help that PC gamers have long had a reputation of extreme kleptomania. "

" @Zidd said:

" @CL60: The PC patch is probably low priority because the money brought in by PC users is tiny compared to the money that is brought in by consoles. The platforms that make the most money are always fixed first. It also doesn't help that PC gamers have long had a reputation of extreme kleptomania. "

Are you trying to say that I'm crazy or something? Apparently Activision forgot who started this rain of money for them. "

The only people I hear complaining about Bobby Kotick and Activision are PC gamers.
 
Obviously not a coincidence, but they focus on consoles because that's where the money is nowadays.
 
Also, anyone who thinks Kotick is the be-all and end-all for any and all decision making for Activision, including what patches are getting made and for what platform they're getting put on, is an idiot.

I was really pretty pissed at activision, I feel like they cheated me of my time i spent queuing up and pre-ordering the game  when it would have been a better experience if  I got it  later anyway. It's still not fixed for me! I feel some sort of compensation should be in order.

" @Zidd said:

" @CL60: The PC patch is probably low priority because the money brought in by PC users is tiny compared to the money that is brought in by consoles. The platforms that make the most money are always fixed first. It also doesn't help that PC gamers have long had a reputation of extreme kleptomania. "

Then please explain to me how Bobby Kotick said that the PC was most profitable for them and he wants PCs to replace consoles and Activision's network like Steam etc.   No, you instead went with the ignorant "PC GAMING IZ ALL PIRATEZ LOL!" 'argument'... "

Actually brilliant. I don't hate Kotick for his neglect of PC gamers, I hate him because of his personality and how he treats his employees. 
 
That grin of his says it all! I don't give a rats ass about Black Ops, but I still think OP has cooked together some hilarity.
 
Additionally, Activision publish shitty games. The only line of actual "Quality" that they present comes from their Blizzard section. This, in my humble opinion.

" PC gamers are angry and elitist about everything. It's what they are, and why they don't play console games. That, and the pirating :) "

Am I seriously the only person who found the OP funny, without deciding to post long annoying comments that explain absolutely nothing but have alot of words in. Like this one.

" @sofacitysweetheart said:

" PC gamers are angry and elitist about everything. It's what they are, and why they don't play console games. That, and the pirating :) "

Oh look uncreative flame-bait. Yawn. "

This meme isn't funny.

" @Tennmuerti said:

" @sofacitysweetheart said:

" PC gamers are angry and elitist about everything. It's what they are, and why they don't play console games. That, and the pirating :) "

Oh look uncreative flame-bait. Yawn. "

I'm sorry. I just wanted to fit in. Anyways, you sound tired and cranky. Maybe you should take a nap? "

Are you trying to say that I'm crazy or something? Apparently Activision forgot who started this rain of money for them. "

" @sofacitysweetheart said:

" @Tennmuerti said:

" @sofacitysweetheart said:

" PC gamers are angry and elitist about everything. It's what they are, and why they don't play console games. That, and the pirating :) "

Oh look uncreative flame-bait. Yawn. "

I'm sorry. I just wanted to fit in. Anyways, you sound tired and cranky. Maybe you should take a nap? "

You were the one being a dick and now you are being patronizing on top of that... "

The cross hairs on my crossbow totally disappeared for an entire mission!

" The only people I hear complaining about Bobby Kotick and Activision are PC gamers.  Obviously not a coincidence, but they focus on consoles because that's where the money is nowadays.  Also, anyone who thinks Kotick is the be-all and end-all for any and all decision making for Activision, including what patches are getting made and for what platform they're getting put on, is an idiot. "

" I want my time spent reading this back, right now "

I lol'd. Unsure of the truthiness in this situation (I haven't played the PC version,) but it was a funny read.

Pretty good.

" If PC users don't like Activision is making shitty ports, don't buy it...and hopefully next year they try to give PC gamers a proper game. "

That's a troll face if I've ever seen one.

I've had no issues with the PC version.  Literally.  It works perfectly fine. 
 
Sorry shit sucks for others.