Just read this list again and there are multiple breaking points for me FAR more egregious than Call of Duty: Black Ops.
#3: Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time. I know I bitch about that game in general, but seriously? The ending to Ocarina of Time barely exists. At this point, I assume people are counting that entire final dungeon, which is okay, but super-bizarre. Clearly this is really more of a popularity contest. But if you're a crazy Nintendo fan and this poll was conducted before Skyward Sword's release (very possible, as the most recent game on the list is Portal 2) this is probably the ending with the most story that the most people have seen. Pisses me off, but I can move on.
#8: Metal Gear Solid 4: Guns of the Patriots. Okay, this is a personal one, but this is the point where I realize I can't really even trust the gaming public to know when they're being fed complete and utter crap. MGS4's 70-minute film ending is the second worst thing about MGS4, half for its didactic tone and half for its awful mistreatment of the rest of the franchise. If that game had ended with "Snake lived a good life", it'd be fine, but what happens after that is GAAAAARBAAAAAAGE and literally ruined Metal Gear Solid 4 AND Metal Gear Solid 2 for me. Forget ALL of you.
#11: Super Mario Brothers. WHAT!?!?!?!? Okay, clearly this isn't even a poll about endings anymore! There must be people who don't speak English simply voting for their favorite game. And Super Mario Brothers is easily one of the most popular games of all time, so that makes some sense. The fact that there are more people who can't read voting than people voting for Metal Gear Solid 3 is pretty awful, but whatever, I guess I wanna see if MGS3 shows up on this list at all.
#28: Sonic the Hedgehog. WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?How are there so many people who managed to find this poll that clearly can't read who honestly believe that Sonic the Hedgehog is the best game ever? They're clearly not voting for the ending of this game, as it doesn't exist. Even if the player collects all the Chaos Emeralds, it's just Sonic standing next to a bunch of animals and pointing at the screen! How can there honestly be enough idiot Sonic fans to even allow this to chart? Not that Sonic isn't awesome and that all fans are stupid, but you'd have to be verbally challenged or unable to speak English to vote for Sonic in a best endings poll! This is blasphemous, especially considering Metal Gear Solid 3 is still not on this list yet. This is the point where I need to start punching things.
#38: Fallout 3. WHAT. THE. FUCK. No. The ending to Fallout 3 is infamously the WORST thing about Fallout 3. In fact, that game would probably handily be the best Western game of the year if it weren't for its goddamn shit shitty ending. And the people who voted for Fallout 3 can clearly fucking read or else they wouldn't play or like Fallout 3. FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFuuuuuck. Video games are over. Jesus FUCKING Christ.
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