Fast, so fast. I try to play the games.

Slowly... lost in profit... New Vegas and Brotherhood. So it goes.

I say goodbye but yeah, goodbye. I'm looking forward to a sky rim job.

A game noonecaresabout...you say...

My fair friend in the end.

Claude Speed my friends. Claude Speed.

Fast, so fast. I try to play the games.

Slowly... lost in profit... New Vegas and Brotherhood. So it goes.

I say goodbye but yeah, goodbye. I'm looking forward to a sky rim job.

A game noonecaresabout...you say...

My fair friend in the end.

Claude Speed my friends. Claude Speed.

Thank you, Claude.

My life is enriched with every new post. 

Modern Art for you gentlemen.

Truly, this is the finest art.

@Gamer_152 said:

Truly, this is the finest art.

As the games we play my friend. As the games we play.

"There's three ways to do things. The right way. The wrong way. And the Claude way."

"Isn't that just the wrong way?"

"Yes. But faster."

When I wake up next morning I may never perceive games nay, reality itself the same way again.

Thank you Claude, but where are we?

I cried because of the happiness this post brought me

I did a double-take when I saw your avatar.

@Crocio said:

When I wake up next morning I may never perceive games nay, reality itself the same way again.

Thank you Claude, but where are we?

Only a doctor of who would know that. Maybe I should watch.

When I woke up this morning I thought I knew myself. Turns out, I didn't know anything, until now.
 
Thank you, Claude. Thank you for everything you've done. I feel, as though, I am now a better man. I will pass this onto my children, and them to their children. The generations to come will know that Claude. Was. Here.

@Axxol said:

I did a double-take when I saw your avatar.

weird

What?

Hot.

A miracle of formatting, now leave me alone until Skyrim comes out... Actually bug me as much as you want now, and then leave me alone when Skyrim comes out.

@ReyGitano said:

A miracle of formatting, now leave me alone until Skyrim comes out... Actually bug me as much as you want now, and then leave me alone when Skyrim comes out.

I'm sure we will have a job to do. I see nothing but skies on our horizon.

Claude, you are art.

Someday I hope to be faster than the speed of Claude.

Your not Jeff!

@Hizang said:

Your not Jeff!

Trick or treat?

God Bless us, everyone. But especially you, Claude. May God Bless you twice. And then engage in an epic beard-off.

Am I on drugs?

@coakroach: You're on Claude.

So, yes.

Your retro Jeff avatar confused me.

Oh shit. I still have to play New Vegas, and I'm not even done with Brotherhood. What will I do? Play more Burnout!

I hope to someday be like Claude.

Everyone is going to think Claude is Jeff now, what have you done?

@Hizang said:

Your not Jeff!

He's O.G Jeff.

@ReyGitano said:

A miracle of formatting, now leave me alone until Skyrim comes out... Actually bug me as much as you want now, and then leave me alone when Skyrim comes out.

Miracle of formatting or weird bugginess of using multiple images in Parchement v2?

I shall work toward that noble goal.

Great stuff, I found that moving. I'm glad these threads of yours have turned into blog posts, rather than normal threads which are quickly taken down. I suppose some people just don't appreciate art like we do.

I like your parrot.

I don't know how you keep breaking this damn website, but I generally approve of what is happening in this thread.

@Claude: Games aren't art...but your blog. GOOD TO SEE YOU AGAIN, HOMIE!!!

Also, I haven't played Reflex yet. I always stare at it thinking "I should try that", but then I shrug my shoulders and go on with whatever I'm already playing. At your recommendation, I will now have to finally check it out.

@Sweep said:

I don't know how you keep breaking this damn website, but I generally approve of what is happening in this thread.

I read that as "shit, I've really gotta up my game on the blogging".

@jakob187: Reflex is a really good game. The right stick for the reflex actions takes some time to learn, but once mastered it's a blast. The game is more technical driving than say Pure, but you probably already knew that.

@Sweep: In theater we have a term we use, "happy accidents". I would say a lot of my blogs are happy accidents and sometimes I just poop myself.

Oh mighty Claude please tell me, how fast is Claude Speed?

@Vegsen said:

Oh mighty Claude please tell me, how fast is Claude Speed?

I'm so fast, time slows down when I play and it takes forever to finish if I ever do.

Your not Jeff!

@Ravenlight said:

@ReyGitano said:

A miracle of formatting, now leave me alone until Skyrim comes out... Actually bug me as much as you want now, and then leave me alone when Skyrim comes out.

Miracle of formatting or weird bugginess of using multiple images in Parchement v2?

Most miracles are just bugs in the code of life, so either would be correct in this case; miracles just look good.

Most miracles are just bugs in the code of life

I wanna have sex with those screenshots!

True poetry, Claude.

ahah :D

Mmmmmmm

But did I experience it? I did. I experienced all of it.