You get to play games on a cruise ship! Not only that, but a vacation on a cruise ship! Have you seen the front of the box? Rock climbing, on a cruise ship? That's insane! I didn't even know you could bring so many rocks onto a boat without sinking it!
Plus, it has gambling - the ultimate childhood pastime!
I remember when I was a small boy growing up on my cruse ship, I would gamble all day and all night, *sigh* where did those summers go before I had to go back to Cruse Ship school?
But now we can experience the confusing wonder that is Cruise ship vacation games, and not even leave our house! It's like going to the arcades, IN YOUR HOUSE. I am pumped.
" Dude I'm so stoked for this. I wonder if I can sleep with one of the maids and toss her overboard. "
Actually no, they patched it already, I was kind of bummed. When you click on the maid, (with your rad motion plus add-on), they only give the option of decapitation, no more overboard madness that was in the prequel, Canoe rider games.
" Dude I'm so stoked for this. I wonder if I can sleep with one of the maids and toss her overboard. "
Actually no, they patched it already, I was kind of bummed. When you click on the maid, (with your rad motion plus add-on), they only give the option of decapitation, no more overboard madness that was in the prequel, Canoe rider games. "
Well then can I at least hijack the ship with a handful of well-dressed Austrians and crash it into a small seaside town?
" Dude I'm so stoked for this. I wonder if I can sleep with one of the maids and toss her overboard. "
Actually no, they patched it already, I was kind of bummed. When you click on the maid, (with your rad motion plus add-on), they only give the option of decapitation, no more overboard madness that was in the prequel, Canoe rider games. "
Well then can I at least hijack the ship with a handful of well-dressed Austrians and crash it into a small seaside town? "
" Dude I'm so stoked for this. I wonder if I can sleep with one of the maids and toss her overboard. "
Actually no, they patched it already, I was kind of bummed. When you click on the maid, (with your rad motion plus add-on), they only give the option of decapitation, no more overboard madness that was in the prequel, Canoe rider games. "
Well then can I at least hijack the ship with a handful of well-dressed Austrians and crash it into a small seaside town? "
Absolutely, that was the team's focus this time around, which makes me so glad. That is about the only thing I do in ALL of these Cruise ship vacation games.
This game finally gives me faith in the Wii's hardcore games future. There is not a better game to start up a hardcore lineup than this one. Once they leaked footage of this game in ACTION, I knew immediately Metal Gear solid 4 was coming to Nintendo. Keep it up Shovelware Soft!
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