Jeff needs to get Ben Coello on the line to draw up some new review images for @danryckert. Obviously a 1 star would be Dan throwing up mac and cheese, and the 5 star might be him chugging a 40 or something, what do you guys want to see?

5* should be Dan doing yoga.

4* is him purchasing a game from a pet shop.

3* is him opening a bottle of wine with a game in it.

2* is him trying to cook the game on a frying pan and failing.

1* is him urinating on the game next to a power outlet.

Counterpoint: the site doesn't used those images anymore, so when would we ever see them?

This is exactly the sort of logical thinking we don't need around here!

The site doesn't use review cartoons anymore, unfortunately. It's a shame, because I always loved the personality they helped bring/reinforce - they particularly drew me in when first starting to visit Giant Bomb.

Even though the review images are not part of the site anymore, there is a user script that can add them back. The problem is just that, as this thread points out, it's missing newer reviewers such as Dan Ryckert and Ben Pack. Instead of Ben Coello, it would need to come from a community member like Alex and Patrick's did.

5* In his full Merica' suit with Pyro behind him

4* Eating a taco smiling with sauce dripping down his beard

3* Confused face, reading a cook book upside down

2* Displeased face watching a black and white movie with subtitles (alternatively easier option, could be him holding a DVD to the same effect)

1* Dan in his Waluigi suit