Lucy West died yesterday, in what has been ruled by the Coroner (me) as an accidental fall from a terrace close to her house in popular Wasteland shelter Megaton. A bright young life has been extinguished. Life as usual continues in Megaton, and residents do not seem to be taking much interest in mourning this pretty young woman. Residents such as Lucas Simms, Town Sherrif/Mayor were not available for comment, although he was seen dining outside of the Brass Lantern, using the table that is currently being employed as a mortuary by yours truly. Her body will remain situated in such a manner on top of said table until Jayge, Town Coroner, completes his Shiskabob blueprint and decapitates her with fire in the traditional Wasteland funeral ceremony.

Seriously. I have this bitch lying on the table and nobody reacts to her body at all. It's hilarious and sad at the same time.

AI is never perfect.

eh......

Jayge, I never played the game.... I hope this isn't a spoiler, I didn't read anything but the first two sentences. Imma be a reallya pisseda if this is a spoiler, Jayge.

"Jayge, I never played the game.... I hope this isn't a spoiler, I didn't read anything but the first two sentences. Imma be a reallya pisseda if this is a spoiler, Jayge."

Not really a spoiler, just an AI brain fart.

"Jayge, I never played the game.... I hope this isn't a spoiler, I didn't read anything but the first two sentences. Imma be a reallya pisseda if this is a spoiler, Jayge."

"BiggerBomb said:

"Jayge, I never played the game.... I hope this isn't a spoiler, I didn't read anything but the first two sentences. Imma be a reallya pisseda if this is a spoiler, Jayge."

It's not a spoiler. She's a character with a quest associated with her, but in this case she was just randomly walking around town and fell off of a ledge to her death."

Serves her right. That damn Blood Ties quest is annoying as hell. Took me three hours to figure out where I had to go.

"Serves her right. That damn Blood Ties quest is annoying as hell. Took me three hours to figure out where I had to go."

"albedos_shadow said:

"Serves her right. That damn Blood Ties quest is annoying as hell. Took me three hours to figure out where I had to go."

Same,  - Jayge, you didnt - do anything to the body - right?"

"Jayge, I never played the game.... I hope this isn't a spoiler, I didn't read anything but the first two sentences. Imma be a reallya pisseda if this is a spoiler, Jayge."

"BiggerBomb said:

"Jayge, I never played the game.... I hope this isn't a spoiler, I didn't read anything but the first two sentences. Imma be a reallya pisseda if this is a spoiler, Jayge."

Man I spoiled Far Cry 2 for you.  Now Jayge spoils Fallout 3.  Bad luck for you. :P"

"mikevanpwn said:

"BiggerBomb said:

"Jayge, I never played the game.... I hope this isn't a spoiler, I didn't read anything but the first two sentences. Imma be a reallya pisseda if this is a spoiler, Jayge."

Man I spoiled Far Cry 2 for you.  Now Jayge spoils Fallout 3.  Bad luck for you. :P"

I didn't spoil anything."

"Lucy West died yesterday, in what has been ruled by the Coroner (me) as an accidental fall from a terrace close to her house in popular Wasteland shelter Megaton. A bright young life has been extinguished. Life as usual continues in Megaton, and residents do not seem to be taking much interest in mourning this pretty young woman. Residents such as Lucas Simms, Town Sherrif/Mayor were not available for comment, although he was seen dining outside of the Brass Lantern, using the table that is currently being employed as a mortuary by yours truly. Her body will remain situated in such a manner on top of said table until Jayge, Town Coroner, completes his Shiskabob blueprint and decapitates her with fire in the traditional Wasteland funeral ceremony.

Seriously. I have this bitch lying on the table and nobody reacts to her body at all. It's hilarious and sad at the same time."

Better to have an quest related NPC die rather then being knocked "unconscious" from a fatman or 12.

She was just a tramp in my book anyways.