1-sentece Verdict on Games

Give me a 1-sentence verdict on a game you've played. Not the kind like "OMG this game sucks!" or "best game I've ever played!/best FPS ever!". No, something more like evoking a quality of the game, or identifying the core of it. Here I go.

Too Human - "The more you put into it, the more you get out of it."

Dark Sector - "Missed opportunity for greatness".

"Mass Effect - "If you talk long enough, you might forget that there's not much else to do.""

Sorry, for the typo in the title *

I'm playing one now so...

Lost Odyssey:  The best thing about it is pure text.

Fable 2:  Drinking a single bottle of alcohol equates to your character instantly becoming evil and corrupt.

"Jayge said:

"Mass Effect - "If you talk long enough, you might forget that there's not much else to do.""

you jerk. stop shattering my illusions."

"Super Street Fighter 2 Turbo HD Remix: Broke my sort-of dislike for fighting games and turned me into a hadouken-throwing maniac."

Fallout 3: If you rely on the game to to give you things to do,you will not enjoy it at all.

Wow colonel cool i think you missed the idea of the thread either that or your not clever....

Mount&Blade: Watching blood spurt out of the face of someone I just shot at point blank range at full gallop on a horse gives me a hard on.

Disgaea 3: This game is as deep a strategy RPG as I'm ever likely to play, complete with a wildly varied cast of characters, thousands of levels to grind through, creatively named weapons, and tons of creation options.

No More Heroes: Slashing hundreds of dudes in half with a lightsaber never gets old.

COD4 for PC: LOLuCAL?

Far Cry 2: Kill things in Africa.

Civilization 4: God damnit Ghandi fuck off with your ICBMs I am tired of your shit.

Company of Heroes: CIRCLES!

GTA IV: It's inspiring.

Sonic Chronicles: Not Mario RPG

Wii Music: Not Mario Paint

Roblox: Too specs intensive!

"GTA IV: It's inspiring."

Rock Band: The closest thing you can get to playing to a stadium of 50,000 people (though you are actually alone, in your undies on the couch)

Halo: Very fun game series with cool multiplayer, sweet tunes, and good graphics

Ninja Gaiden 2: Brutal, fast, vicious, beautiful game that only displays in one colour.....

"Wow colonel cool i think you missed the idea of the thread either that or your not clever...."

Mega Man 9: This game broke me.
World of Warcraft: You took my woman, I'll see you in Hell.
Battle Raper 2: Needs moar fucking.
Audiosurf: Reminds me of last New Year's.
Rock Band 2: I would've paid full price just for "Alex Chilton", "Ace of Spades", and "Aqualung".
Guitar Hero 3: The only reason you should still be playing this is "Top Gun Anthem".
N+: I beat you with alcohol poisoning, this should not be possible.