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#1  Edited By Geno

I'm mirroring this from another forum. Here is why consoles own all you PC scrubs. 
 

   
So in case you were too dumb to understand the eloquent points of my esteemed colleague, let me break it down for you:  
 
Consoles have more graphics and don't need any nerdy shit to be hardcore. Also I'd just like to add that joysticks were made for gaming and are therefore better than keyboard and mouse.  
 
    
 
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#2  Edited By bibledoctor

Genius.

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#3  Edited By Dejkrigeren

*Looks at date* Nope nothing wrong here.

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#4  Edited By alistercat

MORE GRAPHICS! THERE ARE MORE OF THEM!

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#5  Edited By BeachThunder

Your a fukn moron, thats not haflife thats sistem shock2

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#6  Edited By zeforgotten

He has screenshots, that's more than can be said about any of those PC morons! 
This is totally legit!

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#7  Edited By landon

I literally had to talk myself out of making an account and telling them all off.
 
@BeachThunder said:

" Your a fukn moron, thats not haflife thats sistem shock2 "


Also, I can't tell if your making a joke because they look similar, but I think it's actually  Deus Ex.
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#8  Edited By SBYM

Cool. Now PrtScrn some other obvious trolls.

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#9  Edited By zeforgotten
@Landon said:
" I literally had to talk myself out of making an account and telling them all off.
 
@BeachThunder said:

" Your a fukn moron, thats not haflife thats sistem shock2 "

Also, I can't tell if your making a joke because they look similar, but I think it's actually  Deus Ex. "
Hah, there's no doubt it's Deus Ex. 
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#10  Edited By MikkaQ

That's a funny troll, but obvious. I think his BF screenshot was from the PC version too, the interface is a bit different from the 360 version I was playing a couple minutes ago.  
 
But in all seriousness, PC games really need to deal with that gay nerdy shit on the bottom of the screen. Seriously, it's 2011, what's with that?

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#11  Edited By BeachThunder
@Landon said:
" I literally had to talk myself out of making an account and telling them all off.
 
@BeachThunder said:

" Your a fukn moron, thats not haflife thats sistem shock2 "

Also, I can't tell if your making a joke because they look similar, but I think it's actually  Deus Ex. "
Um...I guess I win then :o
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#12  Edited By DystopiaX

Read the comments there...that has to be the worst forum on the planet. It's like someone took all the dumbasses on XBL, had a competitive tournament to figure out which were the stupidest, and then had them create accounts on that forum. 
edit- I'm half convinced that forum is all trolls fooling the rest of the internet into thinking that they're serious.

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#13  Edited By ShaunassNZ
@XII_Sniper said:
" That's a funny troll, but obvious. I think his BF screenshot was from the PC version too, the interface is a bit different from the 360 version I was playing a couple minutes ago.   But in all seriousness, PC games really need to deal with that gay nerdy shit on the bottom of the screen. Seriously, it's 2011, what's with that? "
Nah, out UI for BFBC2 is completely different, definitely 360.
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#14  Edited By Example1013
@DystopiaX said:
" Read the comments there...that has to be the worst forum on the planet. It's like someone took all the dumbasses on XBL, had a competitive tournament to figure out which were the stupidest, and then had them create accounts on that forum. edit- I'm half convinced that forum is all trolls fooling the rest of the internet into thinking that they're serious. "
I don't know about fooling the rest of the internet. 
 
You maybe... 
 
The rest of us, not so much.
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#15  Edited By BraveToaster

Esteemed colleague...lmao.

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#16  Edited By Seedofpower

Haha this made my morning.

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#17  Edited By SeriouslyNow
@BeachThunder said:
" Your a fukn moron, thats not haflife thats sistem shock2 "
It's actually Deus Ex.
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#18  Edited By MrGetBonus

Yo dawg, it's April Fools', not Opposite Day.

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#19  Edited By gabha

I think I've read that before, I won't be so quick as to judge that the original thread maker made that up.

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#20  Edited By roborobb

I'm always skeptical things like this are completely false. Are some people really that dumb? 

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#21  Edited By Echo

internet

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#22  Edited By TheDudeOfGaming
@Geno: Red ring of death, have fun ;)
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#23  Edited By TheKeyboardDemon

Consoles suck cos they don't have cutting edge games like minecraft.
 
He should of used Medal of Duty: Call of Honour instead of BF2BC.

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#24  Edited By oysteinBrenne

LOL

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#25  Edited By Twisted_Scot

Hmm, the console does seem to have slightly crisper edges. Im sold.         (Although now I have to go play Half-Life)

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#26  Edited By Bigandtasty

I find that extremely obvious sarcasm is rarely funny.

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#27  Edited By KillyDarko

April's fool!

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#28  Edited By Azteck

Well I laughed at least. Good post

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#29  Edited By Gizmo

It's official guys; 
 
Console games are more graphics. 

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#30  Edited By MikkaQ
@ShaunassNZ said:
" @XII_Sniper said:
" That's a funny troll, but obvious. I think his BF screenshot was from the PC version too, the interface is a bit different from the 360 version I was playing a couple minutes ago.   But in all seriousness, PC games really need to deal with that gay nerdy shit on the bottom of the screen. Seriously, it's 2011, what's with that? "
Nah, out UI for BFBC2 is completely different, definitely 360. "  
It's probably that I've never played Rush mode since launch, because that's definitely not the normal UI for me (I only play conquest, because it's Battlefield).
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#31  Edited By Gizmo
@XII_Sniper said:
" @ShaunassNZ said:
" @XII_Sniper said:
" That's a funny troll, but obvious. I think his BF screenshot was from the PC version too, the interface is a bit different from the 360 version I was playing a couple minutes ago.   But in all seriousness, PC games really need to deal with that gay nerdy shit on the bottom of the screen. Seriously, it's 2011, what's with that? "
Nah, out UI for BFBC2 is completely different, definitely 360. "  
It's probably that I've never played Rush mode since launch, because that's definitely not the normal UI for me (I only play conquest, because it's Battlefield). "
you should play rush because its more gameplay and more graphics.
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#32  Edited By MikkaQ
@Gizmo: I can see how much more graphics it is from the screenshot, my god WHAT AM I MISSING OUT ON?! 
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#33  Edited By Jams
 

 

u know why they call it xbox 360
« on: March 11, 2011, 09:07:08 PM »

because when you see it you do a 360 and walk the other way 
 

That was the first thing I read when I went to that forum. HAHAHAHA

 God I hope he was kidding.

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#34  Edited By imsh_pl

It's official now, PC has a whole bunch of nerdy gay shit at the bottom and LOW hardcores.
 
On the other hand, console games are more graphics, no need for lame as gadget and shit.
They also are the highest hardcores from all games on all systems.

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#36  Edited By empfeix

trying to hard
 
rock paper shotgun article about graphics in crysis however, great stuff

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#37  Edited By Rattle618

This is a leaked market analysis presentation in case you didn't notice.

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#38  Edited By weegieanawrench
@XII_Sniper said:
" @Gizmo: I can see how much more graphics it is from the screenshot, my god WHAT AM I MISSING OUT ON?!  "
Absolutely nothing, Rush sucks.  
 
 
 
I read through a couple pages of that thread, I have never seen such horrible grammar and so many weed emblems in my life.
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#39  Edited By citizenkane
"A whole bunch of nerdy gay shit at the bottom" literally had me laughing out loud.
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#40  Edited By Siphillis

  

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#41  Edited By 2HeadedNinja
@jams said:
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u know why they call it xbox 360
« on: March 11, 2011, 09:07:08 PM »

because when you see it you do a 360 and walk the other way 
 

That was the first thing I read when I went to that forum. HAHAHAHA

 God I hope he was kidding.

"
That ... is actually pretty funny :) 
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#42  Edited By Singeslayer

As I catigorically deny your post I want to let you know to please pay attention in english class. Despite what your friends and the 'interets' make you believe, if you don't check your spelling and grammar you will work at Stop and Shop and won't be able afford those console games with 'moar graphics'. 
 
First off, it seems your PC screenshot it from Deus Ex; which for your ignorant self is like comparing Fallout to Halo. Yeah, they are both first person shooters on the surface, but Master Chief's inventory and skills are only being bad ass. So as far as  'nerdy shit' goes, it pretty much needs to be there. Thanks for doing your homework on the screenshot, by the way.
 
Secondly, comparing a game from the late 90's to early 2000's to a game like Battlefield is like comparing a pencil to a computer. They are not even in the same league as each other anymore. 
 
Finally, have you seen Crysis 2 on a PC? No? Did you see the QL by Giant Bomb? Not even that? Well, then you don't know what good graphics are; thanks for playing!
 
In reality you're probably just a troll and this was a waste of my time, but such is life.

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#43  Edited By Icemael
@Singeslayer: This is an April Fool's joke, dude.
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#45  Edited By Icemael
@gakon5: I'm talking about Geno posting this, fake agreeing with it and changing his name to green. 

The post he linked to was probably a joke too, though. Just not an April Fool's joke.
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#46  Edited By Slaker117

I refuse to believe that board's existence is unironic.

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#48  Edited By Singeslayer
@Icemael:@gakon5 said:

I think I assumed Singleslayer was refuting the poster linked to, not Geno himself. I didn't think anyone would take the OP's post seriously. 

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#49  Edited By Icemael
@Singeslayer: Why would you directly address someone who's probably never going to read this thread?
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#50  Edited By Singeslayer
@Icemael: 
To be honest, I thought that the OP was the one who made the picture because why else would you post it.
 
Plus, I assume people have dignity now a days. Maybe that was my mistake.