Creat your own Remedy character!

The kind of people who hang around on the Alan Wake forums probably know that both A.Wake and Max Payne, Remedy's two characters, are named jokingly (if you didn't, Fun Fact Alert!).
 
Now it's your turn. What's a name that sounds bad-ass (MP) or would work with the game's story (AW)?
Also, say what the game's story is.

Can one of the mods/admins please transfer this to the Alan Wake forums? kthxbai

Daniel Eadman works the graveyard shift at the local cemetery in Middle-of-Nowhere, USA. Haunted by the death of his family and friends for more than two hundred years, he has not aged since the fateful day of betrayal and massacre that occurred in colonial New Jersey. It is 2010 and the ascendants of those responsible carry a lineage of evil that must end by our hero's hand.