Entertainment Weekly call Kirbys epic yarn worst game of the year

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#1  Edited By mattjam3000

Taken from Destructoid:
 http://www.destructoid.com/entertainment-weekly-kirby-epic-yarn-worst-game-of-2010-189890.phtml
 
Edit: quote from EW guy: 
"Of Epic Yarn, EW's Jeff Jensen stated: "There's a fine line between cute and grating, delightfully busy and irritatingly overwhelming -- and for me, this hyperactively adorable side-scrolling puzzler crosses it." 

Thought that it was my duty to add this here. Off all the crap Jim Sterling spills, he is right here. 
 
EDIT EDIT:
 Update on the story: The guys from EW says he was wrong:
 
 http://www.destructoid.com/jensen-admits-he-was-wrong-about-epic-yarn-190084.phtml

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#2  Edited By mattjam3000

So i checked metacritic and the game has 89/100 in critic reviews. How can any responsible reviewer be so far against EVERYONE else in this case

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#3  Edited By HandsomeDead
'...and for me...'
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#4  Edited By mesoian

See what you've done here is given attention to a review that otherwise would have gone completely unread. 
 
No one reads entertainment weekly for video game reviews. It's like reading Maxim or Playboy for video game reviews. 
 
Stop giving these dinosaurs attention.

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#5  Edited By Dawglet

WHAT A PACK OF LOSERS. THEY CAN GO TO HELL.

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#6  Edited By cstrang
@Mesoian said:
" No one reads entertainment weekly for video game reviews."
Better yet, I don't really know anyone that reads entertainment weekly on the reg, period.
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#7  Edited By KaosAngel

Compared to SC2, ME2, GT5, and RDR...Kirby did kinda suck.  It's not even in HD.

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#8  Edited By Manatassi

Thats just a bit silly isn't it.

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#9  Edited By mattjam3000
@Mesoian said:
" See what you've done here is given attention to a review that otherwise would have gone completely unread.   No one reads entertainment weekly for video game reviews. It's like reading Maxim or Playboy for video game reviews.   Stop giving these dinosaurs attention. "
I feel that bringing bad press to bad reviewers is worth it. Gamers may not read EW, but people who may not be a common gamer are going to read this. Can you imagine a kid deprived of Kirby this Christmas cause his mum read some guy say it was the worst game of the year. That thought makes me angry.
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#10  Edited By Hailinel

So this is what it's like to be dead inside.
 
@KaosAngel said:

" Compared to SC2, ME2, GT5, and RDR...Kirby did kinda suck.  It's not even in HD. "

Shut up.
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#11  Edited By Metric_Outlaw
@KaosAngel said:
" Compared to SC2, ME2, GT5, and RDR...Kirby did kinda suck.  It's not even in HD. "
Wait so you're saying if Epic Yarn was in HD it would be a better game?
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#12  Edited By nickux

Jeff Jensen ohhh he's the dude who wrote that insane column on Lost. Yeah, if he thinks Kirby was the WORST game of the year then I don't think he plays many games. I think even if you didn't enjoy it, Kirby's Epic Yarn has an undeniable amount of originality and to me that puts it above many many many others. 

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#13  Edited By mesoian
@mattjam3000 said:
" @Mesoian said:
" See what you've done here is given attention to a review that otherwise would have gone completely unread.   No one reads entertainment weekly for video game reviews. It's like reading Maxim or Playboy for video game reviews.   Stop giving these dinosaurs attention. "
I feel that bringing bad press to bad reviewers is worth it. Gamers may not read EW, but people who may not be a common gamer are going to read this. Can you imagine a kid deprived of Kirby this Christmas cause his mum read some guy say it was the worst game of the year. That thought makes me angry. "
The only people reading Entertainment Weekly at this point are people obsessed with reality/daytime television who don't know how to use a computer. 
 
Or people in a dentist's office or something. Besides, even if the outrage is just as you said, someone uninformed not buying a game due to a poorly written video game review, our outcries are not going to reach said person since they have no idea where to go to make an informed purchasing choice in the first place. 
 
There's no point in getting upset about it. It's literally as if Knitting Monthly wrote a scathing tron review. The fallout is minuscule and the people that care about one don't care about the other.
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#14  Edited By Diamond

Holy shit lol.  I thought people calling FF13 the worst game of the year were bad but wow...

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#15  Edited By mattjam3000
@Mesoian said:
" @mattjam3000 said:
" @Mesoian said:
" See what you've done here is given attention to a review that otherwise would have gone completely unread.   No one reads entertainment weekly for video game reviews. It's like reading Maxim or Playboy for video game reviews.   Stop giving these dinosaurs attention. "
I feel that bringing bad press to bad reviewers is worth it. Gamers may not read EW, but people who may not be a common gamer are going to read this. Can you imagine a kid deprived of Kirby this Christmas cause his mum read some guy say it was the worst game of the year. That thought makes me angry. "
The only people reading Entertainment Weekly at this point are people obsessed with reality/daytime television who don't know how to use a computer.   Or people in a dentist's office or something. Besides, even if the outrage is just as you said, someone uninformed not buying a game due to a poorly written video game review, our outcries are not going to reach said person since they have no idea where to go to make an informed purchasing choice in the first place.   There's no point in getting upset about it. It's literally as if Knitting Monthly wrote a scathing tron review. The fallout is minuscule and the people that care about one don't care about the other. "
I think your reading into this a bit much bro. Getting upset is a bit of an overstatement. I felt that this was an interesting bit of news regarding games.
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#16  Edited By AhmadMetallic
@Mesoian said:
" Stop giving these dinosaurs attention. "
/thread !
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#17  Edited By ZombieHunterOG

besides being  adorable i really didnt thing kirbys epic yarn was very good 

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#18  Edited By KaosAngel
@TimAllen624: Let's be honest here, the crew at EW has amazing theater setups and I can understand them really hating this game.   They played RDR, Alan Wake, Mass Effect 2....and then they put on Kirby and it looks like crap on their TVs.  Its no one's fault, SMG2 looks amazing regardless...Kirby does not.  It's also not even a game...it's a basic side-scroller than any 2 year old could play.
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#19  Edited By Fallen189
@KaosAngel said:
" @TimAllen624: Let's be honest here, the crew at EW has amazing theater setups and I can understand them really hating this game.   They played RDR, Alan Wake, Mass Effect 2....and then they put on Kirby and it looks like crap on their TVs.  Its no one's fault, SMG2 looks amazing regardless...Kirby does not.  It's also not even a game...it's a basic side-scroller than any 2 year old could play. "
You're a fucking idiot
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People still read magazines ? How cute.   I assumed they were just used for waiting room decorations.

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#21  Edited By mattjam3000
@KaosAngel said:
" @TimAllen624: Let's be honest here, the crew at EW has amazing theater setups and I can understand them really hating this game.   They played RDR, Alan Wake, Mass Effect 2....and then they put on Kirby and it looks like crap on their TVs.  Its no one's fault, SMG2 looks amazing regardless...Kirby does not.  It's also not even a game...it's a basic side-scroller than any 2 year old could play. "
Giantbomb have been very proficient at showing games that are easy to play, impossible to die in etc being some of the most fun games.
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#22  Edited By hexx462

Considering they write terrible reviews/coverage for Movies, Music, and TV why buck the trend with Video Games?

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#23  Edited By Steamboat

Sounds about right. That game is some rehash platformer with cute graphics attached, so everyone thinks its 'New' and 'Refreshing' and dare I say it.. 'Charming' 
 
It shouldn't take a team of 3 people to put that game together these days, Alas, that's what nintendo keeps on doing, and I guess it's staying alive and pumping the money to them better than Sonic is doing for SEGA.

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#24  Edited By tooPrime
@Dawglet said:

" WHAT A PACK OF LOSERS. THEY CAN GO TO HELL. "

PEOPLE DISAGREE WITH US.  LET'S WELCOME THEM TO KILL.
 
Or we could just respectful disagree.  Either or.
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#25  Edited By KaosAngel
@Fallen189 said:
" @KaosAngel said:
" @TimAllen624: Let's be honest here, the crew at EW has amazing theater setups and I can understand them really hating this game.   They played RDR, Alan Wake, Mass Effect 2....and then they put on Kirby and it looks like crap on their TVs.  Its no one's fault, SMG2 looks amazing regardless...Kirby does not.  It's also not even a game...it's a basic side-scroller than any 2 year old could play. "
You're a fucking idiot "
Like always, I appreciate your love.   
 
Seriously the crew at EW works in LA or NYC, they are used to high quality products that are supposed to look amazing...watch their TV show during the evening sometimes and you'll notice it.  No one will remember Kirby years from now, but people will still be speaking about SC2, ME2, and GT5 well into the next-generation of consoles.  I'm not hating on the game, but I can understand why EW hates it, because like them, I'm an East Coast Liberal.  I've shown Kirby to loads of people in the NYC area before and they just laughed at it.  
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#26  Edited By MildMolasses
@TimAllen624:
Yes. This is why Vampire Rain is a better game than Kirby's Epic Yarn
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#27  Edited By Fallen189
@KaosAngel said:
" @Fallen189 said:
" @KaosAngel said:
" @TimAllen624: Let's be honest here, the crew at EW has amazing theater setups and I can understand them really hating this game.   They played RDR, Alan Wake, Mass Effect 2....and then they put on Kirby and it looks like crap on their TVs.  Its no one's fault, SMG2 looks amazing regardless...Kirby does not.  It's also not even a game...it's a basic side-scroller than any 2 year old could play. "
You're a fucking idiot "
Like always, I appreciate your love.    Seriously the crew at EW works in LA or NYC, they are used to high quality products that are supposed to look amazing...watch their TV show during the evening sometimes and you'll notice it.  No one will remember Kirby years from now, but people will still be speaking about SC2, ME2, and GT5 well into the next-generation of consoles.  I'm not hating on the game, but I can understand why EW hates it, because like them, I'm an East Coast Liberal.  I've shown Kirby to loads of people in the NYC area before and they just laughed at it.   "
Normally, I wouldn't even try to converse with you at all, because you're so self righteous, but sometimes you're so thick headed, fuck me. For one, high quality, especially if its an objective based publication will never base it purely on aesthetics. To even consider such an argument is crass and meaningless. But how can you even imply that "People will be discussing ME2 and GT5" into the next gen? What are they gonna remember, per say? GT5, maybe, because it was delayed for 19 fucking years, or that it's so badly implemented? And then you continue to trip up by contradicting yourself, stating "You don't hate it, but here's a bunch of reasons why it's stupid". You're like one of those people who says "I don't mean to be offensive, but I hate you". Presupposing a suffix like that doesn't act as a catch 22 for talking bullshit. And no, you haven't show it to people and they laugh. Stop thinking your life is a sitcom.
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#28  Edited By KaosAngel
@Fallen189 said:
"  Stop thinking your life is a sitcom. "
...then explain the laughing machine in the background. 
 
This is EW's opinion, they don't like it...so be it.  I think GT5 is this year's best driving sim, and I'm one of the few who really enjoy it...I don't care that most people hate it.  I didn't like Kirby, but loved SMG2.  Stop hating people's opinion.   
 
EW is free to say what they want, and they give solid movie reviews and interviews.   That is all.
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#29  Edited By Video_Game_King
@Mesoian said:
" See what you've done here is given attention to a review that otherwise would have gone completely unread.   No one reads entertainment weekly for video game reviews. It's like reading Maxim or Playboy for video game reviews.   Stop giving these dinosaurs attention. "
I'm pretty sure that this has happened before. After all, if Time can review games, why not porn magazines?
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#30  Edited By KaosAngel
@Video_Game_King said:
" I'm pretty sure that this has happened before. After all, if Time can review games, why not porn magazines? "
Pretty much this.  What's the difference with IGN or any other guy working for a publication who is playing a game for a review?  People got opinions, and the elitism here is absurd.  If you don't like it, ignore it.
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#31  Edited By spankingaddict

Whatever... It'll probably be in my top 10 list...
 
They probably meant of what they've played...

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#32  Edited By spankingaddict

And Metroid Other M for 2nd worst!? WOW!
 
I don't know what's the WORST game out there, but you would think it would be something like Sonic Riders or some girly barbie game...

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#33  Edited By Video_Game_King
@KaosAngel: 
 
I'm not defending the guy, since he doesn't have the credentials to review games. Still, there are worse professionals out there, like navgtr, the Irate Gamer, or Yahtzee.
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#34  Edited By KaosAngel
@Video_Game_King: ...I wasn't calling you an elitist, I meant people in general who dislike something.  What happens when Giant Bomb reviews a new movie and hates it, while EW loves it?  Are the EW forums gonna explode because GB hated said movie?
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#35  Edited By buft
@mattjam3000 said:
" @Mesoian said:
" See what you've done here is given attention to a review that otherwise would have gone completely unread.   No one reads entertainment weekly for video game reviews. It's like reading Maxim or Playboy for video game reviews.   Stop giving these dinosaurs attention. "
I feel that bringing bad press to bad reviewers is worth it. Gamers may not read EW, but people who may not be a common gamer are going to read this. Can you imagine a kid deprived of Kirby this Christmas cause his mum read some guy say it was the worst game of the year. That thought makes me angry. "
yeh thats pure bullshit right there and case and point on why crappy publications should leave well alone and stick to commenting on celebrity boob jobs
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#36  Edited By Video_Game_King
@KaosAngel: 
 
If their opinion is being passed off as a professional review, then maybe.
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#37  Edited By ryanwho

Much like gamers have opinions on politics, sex, and religion, EW has opinions on games. Learn to live with it.

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#38  Edited By Khadyn
@Dawglet said:
" WHAT A PACK OF LOSERS. THEY CAN GO TO HELL. "
 
I approve this message!
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#39  Edited By GhostlyEnigma

I'm not a big fan of the game, but for crying out loud...

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#40  Edited By laserbolts

I think whenever we disagree with a review we should make a thread about it.  

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#41  Edited By Hot_Karl
@cstrang said:

" @Mesoian said:

" No one reads entertainment weekly for video game reviews."
Better yet, I don't really know anyone that reads entertainment weekly on the reg, period. "
Eh, I had a subscription a while back, cancelled it when I quit my job and stopped having money coming in. I like EW when it comes to movie news/articles (and to a lesser extent, TV and music) but they don't really know their games. For the record, the reviewer did say that it is his opinion. I doubt that Kirby is the worst game of the year, but probably the most off-putting for that particular reviewer.
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#42  Edited By ThePhantomnaut

Entertainment Weekly still exists?

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#43  Edited By EvilTwin

I found it to be quite boring, but he can't have played that many games this year if he thought it was the worst. 

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#44  Edited By carlthenimrod

Someone mail this guy a copy of Naughty Bear and lock him in a room with it for 15 minutes. After he is done vomiting he can write a article correcting this horrible mistake.

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#45  Edited By beej
@KaosAngel said:

" @Video_Game_King: ...I wasn't calling you an elitist, I meant people in general who dislike something.  What happens when Giant Bomb reviews a new movie and hates it, while EW loves it?  Are the EW forums gonna explode because GB hated said movie? "

I feel that you're ignoring the distinction between disliking something, and declaring it the worst thing to come out this year. Think about all the DSiware crap we've heard on the bombcast, are you seriously contending that EW's view that epic yarn is worse is alright? I don't expect (or require) that they like it, but the claim that something is the "worst game of the year" is a pretty big one.  
Also, what the hell do you mean by saying that their sensibilities regarding games are going to be similar to yours because they are east coast liberals? I've got friends who agree with my politically all the time, and are from my geographic area, yet they dislike games that I love.
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#46  Edited By KaosAngel
@beej: ...the East Coast thing was a stereotype sarcasm.  >.> 
 
Maybe that was the worst game of the games they played?
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#47  Edited By beej
@KaosAngel: Sorry about that part, sometimes it's hard on the internets.  
Maybe it was the worst game they played? Hell I don't know, but I just wish they would have been less quick to label it as the worst of the year. 
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#48  Edited By huntad

I LOL at this review.

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I guess they didn't play epic mickey....

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#50  Edited By TheFreeMan

Opinion may have some dumb as fuck reasoning behind it, but it's still an opinion. Best you can do is shrug and move on.