Games that make no sense - Rock, Paper, Sissors

You're right. "Rock, Paper, Scissors, Lizard, Spock" is a much better game.

" Next time I see someone say that I will throw a rock at them while they hold up a sheet of paper! "

This is how you should play Rock, Paper, Scissors

The game isn't about which one would be used as a better weapon. Think of it this way if a rock, scissors, and paper were sentient beings how would they work against each other in a fight. A rock would crush scissors and a scissors would cut paper. The paper would cover the rock and since the rock is dull and can not cut it would not be able to get out of the paper's well laid trap. Even in the rock, scissors relationship do we see this has to be the case because if one person has a rock and another scissors, well @EVO said:

" @Hizang said:

" Next time I see someone say that I will throw a rock at them while they hold up a sheet of paper! "

And then I'll stab you with my scissors. "

arrested development explains this the best way possible. the paper is not actively involved in the battle between rock and paper, but rather covers the inevitable response when the rock wins in the papers, exposing the social faux-pas to the rest of the inanimate objects around. 
 
think outside the box, yo.

A much better game is pe*is, an*s and mouth. Lots of ridiculous laughter on those long drunk nights.

Of course paper wins against rock; paper covers rock, surrounding it with nothing but darkness. Confused and alone, rock has no way to escape the darkness that now defines its entire existence. It cannot defend itself against this threat that it does not understand. At this point, rock has no choice but to kill itself, for this is the only way rock can end the eternal suffering that the paper-summoned darkness has brought.

" A much better game is pe*is, an*s and mouth. Lots of ridiculous laughter on those long drunk nights. "

I prefer to play Chuck Norris, Bruce Lee, Everyone Else.

Dude! Laser Sword beats everything! 
 
  

" @JoyfullOFrockets said:

" A much better game is pe*is, an*s and mouth. Lots of ridiculous laughter on those long drunk nights. "

So doesn't everyone win? "

" @wolf_blitzer85 said:

" @JoyfullOFrockets said:

" A much better game is pe*is, an*s and mouth. Lots of ridiculous laughter on those long drunk nights. "

So doesn't everyone win? "

If you follow the rules, no, but everyone does tend to forget them, so, yeah. You could say that. :< "

" @JoyfullOFrockets said:

" @wolf_blitzer85 said:

" @JoyfullOFrockets said:

" A much better game is pe*is, an*s and mouth. Lots of ridiculous laughter on those long drunk nights. "

So doesn't everyone win? "

If you follow the rules, no, but everyone does tend to forget them, so, yeah. You could say that. :< "

When penis, ass, and mouth are thrown together, there are no rules. "

" Of course paper wins against rock; paper covers rock, surrounding it with nothing but darkness. Confused and alone, rock has no way to escape the darkness that now defines its entire existence. It cannot defend itself against this threat that it does not understand. At this point, rock has no choice but to kill itself, for this is the only way rock can end the eternal suffering that the paper-summoned darkness has brought. "