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How Do You Make Love to a Woman?
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Well here is how you do it:
Lay her down on the bed, slowly undress her and then start with a rose. Running it down her body, then you begin to kiss every inch of her body very slowly...then you, uh oh I made a mess.
" Well here is how you do it: Lay her down on the bed, slowly undress her and then start with a rose. Running it down her body, then you begin to kiss every inch of her body very slowly...then you, uh oh I made a mess. "I put you down for a C then?
You should seriously consider trying option B for a change. It's highly effective and totally blue collar. As long as she ain't got no brittle bone syndrome, you won't break it. I swear.
I never understood why people have problems pleasuring women, It's really fucking easy. I'm not trying to claim I'm some sort of ladies man, but I at least pleasure my woman. I mean, when I see amateur porn, what the fuck are you guys doing? like seriously, what the hell? Don't fucking jab at her clit with your thumb and pry the damn thing open.
Pleasing women is all about the start and her state of mind, get her in the right place and every action will feel incredible for her regardless of your technical skill.
And foreplay doesn't just mean moving down there slowly, morons.
Nor does this mean be lovey dovey. Determine the situation (does she really want it? or are you both feeling really close and lovey dovey?), tease her to elevate the situation (note that tease doesn't mean lightly touch or touch at all for that matter, although these methods can be incorporated), and then respond physically to whatever the situation is (does she really want it? really give it to her. Is she feeling really romantic and in love? Really give that to her.)
BAM.
Edit: I know the question "how do you make love to a woman" wasn't asking how it's done but how you like it, but I still felt the need to go on this rant.
" @Pinworm45: ...your advise saved me. I finally understand, normally I just go for the g-spot and she slaps me. Pinworm45, your words are always so wise. "I think your problem may have been that you were rushing for the gspot from the front.
Try the backdoor entrance if you're going to rush for that.
You may need to break some rocks first, though.
Dude - generalization is the bread and butter of forums and it's hella fun.
If a woman doesn't want to have a good time, she won't. No matter what. A jerk knows how to force physical arousal. Personally, I'm a jerk when it comes to women. At least then I'm gonna be on the up and up and know if she's really into me or not.
I can see how in a close personal relation you want to give a woman exactly what she needs. Okay. In all other cases though, I think brash action is advisable. Jerk them hard and good and see what comes of it.
In any case. Getting her to score first will be advantageous. If she is unwilling to score, then why even bother?
Not everybody is Rant Casey. Selfishness has to be earned.
" @Pinworm45: I can see how in a close personal relation you want to give a woman exactly what she needs. Okay. In all other cases though, I think brash action is advisable. "Not really. It's not about giving her 'what she needs' it's about understanding what she wants, make her want it significantly more, than give it to her, preferably while not being retarded and clawing at her vag within 2 seconds of getting her naked.
I'm not saying don't be rough. I'm saying find out if that's what she wants, make her want it even more, then give it to her. If that means being rough, and such is often the case, so be it.
Semantics." @Seppli said:
Not really. It's not about giving her 'what she needs' it's about understanding what she wants, make her want it significantly more, than give it to her, preferably while not being retarded and clawing at her vag within 2 seconds of getting her naked. I'm not saying don't be rough. I'm saying find out if that's what she wants, make her want it even more, then give it to her. If that means being rough, and such is often the case, so be it. "" @Pinworm45: I can see how in a close personal relation you want to give a woman exactly what she needs. Okay. In all other cases though, I think brash action is advisable. "
Rough is a good word. I don't see how anything but rough gets you anywhere quick. I do what you do first after both me and my girl are done. Not beforehand. How the fuck could I know her that well without breaking her in? I'm no ladywhisperer like you seem to be.
" @RichardLOlson said:I can be all of the above. But most of the time, I like pain with pleasure." Well here is how you do it: Lay her down on the bed, slowly undress her and then start with a rose. Running it down her body, then you begin to kiss every inch of her body very slowly...then you, uh oh I made a mess. "I put you down for a C then? You should seriously consider trying option B for a change. It's highly effective and totally blue collar. As long as she ain't got no brittle bone syndrome, you won't break it. I swear. "
.....how is babby formed?They need to do way instain mother> who kill thier babbys. becuse these babby cant frigth back? it was on the news this mroing a mother in ar who had kill her three kids. they are taking the three babby back to new york too lady to rest my pary are with the father who lost his children ; i am truley sorry for your lots
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