@Deleth said:
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Also fuck Anders seriously, what a shit character holy hell.
Well said.
But, could also be said of nearly every DA2 character.
I'm all for hatin' on everything to do with DA2, but the characters were still up to the same high BioWare standards. Sure, DA2 Anders sucked, but characters like Varric and Merril were brilliant, with likeable and highly characteristic personalities. Varric in particular is one of the best new characters of the year, I think; it's a shame the Bomb crew forgot about him under all the other rubbish that plagued DA2. Maybe they wouldn't of placed him in the top 3, but it sucks that they didn't at least acknowledge him.
What the heck? The characters were all damn awful and unlikeable. Just to point out a few of the most obvious ones:
1. We have Anders, an character who stands out most for constantly whining about all kind of stuff. Aside from being ungrateful, unreliable and way over the top he's also plain annoying. I could go to incredible lenghts to point out all the things I didn't like about him, but that would take to much space.
2. Then there's Merril. Who's supposed to be the "nice virgin girl from next door" and who's also a friggind bloodmage. She goes from "oh how cute kittens" to omnicidal maniac trying to bring elder gods into the Dragon Age 2 world. She doesn't listen to anyone, she doesn't really care for anyone besides herself and only after everything went horrible wrong and other people had to pay the price for her he even considers that she might be wrong.
3. Which brings me to Fenris, who's supposed to be "dark and troubled" with such a sad past. In truth everything about him screamed "HIPSTER EMO" and I wanted to strangle him after a few minutes. His constant whining and bitching doesn't really help...
4. Then there's Isabella, who seems to be on a quest to catch ever STD there is and who outright cheats on you right in front of you implying that she does it all the time even after a certain point when we finally found out "what a horrible past she had and that she only behaves like that because of her terrible past and actually she doesn't want to act like that at all" and so on...
5. Then we have Aveline and Varrick. Ok there isn't so much one could hold against them, but neither are they really outstanding. They look way better since you only have the previous four to compare them to...
1. Anders, sure, as I already stated earlier, was a tit and I particularly repulsive when put against who he used to be during Awakening.
2. Merril's awesome because of how weird and left-field it is that she's a clumsy, mumbling neurotic who also happens to use Blood Magic. I mean you're criticising her for being something a little different? Would you of rather she was simply just what you initially described: a nice virgin girl from next door who only talks about how cute kittens are? I mean c'mon. ''She doesn't listen to anyone'' ? What does that even mean? Obviously she cares about your character if you strike a romance with her, and the whole sticking to her ideals thing shouldn't be seen as a criticism, but a nod to how she is still her own character. And she justifies as to why she's adamant to fix the mirror as well, it's understandable that she'd want to keep something of her race's heritage in the now. Also the part I'm sure you referring to involving her clan, that can all be avoided if you make the right dialogue choices.
Again, I really like Merril exactly because of how there's 2 very different sides to her and she isn't so plain-cut and one-dimensional. I also thought she was really funny because of the whole 'fish out of water' awkward archetype she plays with, too.
3. Y'know what? Sure, I can give you that. Fenris was kind of annoying with the white-hair, talking about ''his soul'' and the over-abundance of melancholy he was dripped in. But he did still have a pretty solid character story all the same.
4. @Jimbo gave a good summation as to why she too is pretty alright. She piles on the slutty exterior pretty thick, but it's there for a reason. Also like Merril, I thought she was pretty funny.
5. You can't say much about Aveline and Varric because there's nothing obtuse to complain about. They're both two of the best characters in the game in fact; Aveline because of how she strives to be a very powerful female warrior (I mean she's your tank!) but wasn't made to have a doll-face and for like 98% of the game wears full body armour. Her character arc revolving around Donnic was simply adorable, too. Very stern and no-nonsense and is a great advocate for the ''strong women'' concept we have on GB.
Varric, well Varric's Varric! Voiced by the smooth, sultry tones of Brian Bloom, Varric plays the cool comic-relief very well I think. The parts where he exaggerates the story were hilarious, and while he doesn't have as much depth like other characters, he still works really well for what is required of him: to play as the witty Dwarf always with a great one-liner to throw around.
You also missed out Sebastian, who I'm sure you'd also hate given your consistent track-record. But of course that what it all comes down: personal preference. And hey, that's fine that you don't like 'em so much, but calling them awful just seems unfounded. They all have some relative depth to them and they make good use of BioWare's traditionally snappy character dialogue. I'll even go as far as to say that Aveline, Merril and Varric are three of my favourite characters from BioWare - full stop. And I'm of the majority who thinks Dragon Age 2 was an egregious disappointment. I did complete it twice, mind you... there are still parts which I enjoyed, like the characters, and the combat, too, actually; minus the part where enemies just literally ''appear'', which is fucking inane, I strongly believe that DA2's combat is essentially Origins just with a lot more flair and style.
But don't get me wrong, I am far from a BioWare apologist and will gladly admit that DA2 is a blemish on the brilliance of Dragon Age: Origins. That doesn't mean that DA2 is an out-and-out travesty on gaming, though, and the characters are one such aspect that I think are worth defending.
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