The Great Giant Bomb Community Porn Hunt

Ryan has just issued a "Find That Porn" decree to the Giant Bomb community during the most recent episode of "Unprofessional Fridays" (time stamp 7 minutes in).This is a team effort, so I want all the clues and information (family friendly of course) you find to be posted in this thread in order to be shared. Here is what we have to go on:

Episode 3, Dylan, Nick, Gio, Mackenzie, Angela, Penny, Ted Darrington, Dean Parker, Kelly's Bar, Nick's campus apartment, probably a police precinct, and of course filmed (at least in part) at the now infamous Giant Bomb E3 2013 L.A. shooting space. C'mon people look alive and turn safe search off because this shit's important!

Edit: There's now a $100 bounty! Link to the script and additional information: Cards Against Humanity Must Read!

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This thread makes me uncomfortable.

I'm sorry but I still don't understand what we are doing.

The fuck are you talking about?

I assume no-one who posted above me actually watched that video. This thread is going places. Good places.

Finding porn.

I guess this is really fucking simple. I don't have Premium, and I don't want it. Go check the episode, http://www.giantbomb.com/videos/unprofessional-fridays-06-21-2013/2300-7632/

And if its not true that Ryan talks about a porn-hunt at the 7 minute mark or so, then he's drunk. No memes needed.

i don't want to be part of this.

I hate to say it... but this is actually a worthy pursuit.

If we need to film a new one, I WILL be part of this.

Didn't Ryan say one of his friends was looking for the script?

Oh yeah. First I was like WTF?

No its resonable once explained.

On the shooting space they used for E3 podcasts this year, Max Tempkin of Card against humanity fame found a script.

This set had also been used for a Lonely Island music video recently. So it gets alot of use for cheaps.

This script read like a porno or a college indie film. The scenes with dialouge had been crossed out almost as if it there was no need for them. What film would have no lines. PORN.

So Ryan declared that he wanted help from the GB community to find it. and thus why this thread excists.

Nuh uh, this thread is not what I want on Giant Bomb.

Is there a difference?

Giantbomb now sponsored by Brazzers

I'm waaaaaaaaaaaaay ahead of you.

That's actually really funny. I fully endorse this thread.

I could have sworn someone tweeted at one of the giant bomb dudes a picture of james deen in that shooting space. That could be a piece to the puzzle

Best worst thread nominee of the year!

I volunteer to rummage through various website.

I watch a bunch of porn tonight, dont worry guys. I'm on the case!

The first one to find it gets to post the link here and be banned forever ! Yaaay !

@clonedzero:
Yeah, and here's a link to the shooting space they used, Willow Studios. Look through the photo gallery and remember to keep a watchful eye on the sets while you do your research.

http://www.willowstudios.net/about.php

I would love to help but I'm way more into naked cartoon pussy to be honest.

Did a quick search. No luck so far.

That script should be used for the GotY videos

It should go without saying, but please be careful about what you post in this thread. I don't want anyone to get banned because they suddenly thought it would be OK to link to porn.

Sorry everyone, Giant Bomb is where I come for video games. I try to keep the porn seperate. Eroge strattles that line. Like your mum!

This is exactly what I want.

If you find it just post the name/identifying info here and save the link for Ryan's twitter.

This

False.

This has to be a trap, you guys.

I have a feeling whatever was shot from that script has yet to be released. And it's probably not the first porno shot on that set (it seems like its sole purpose is to be a porn set)

I thought this thread was going to be a redoubling of efforts to get rid of every last shred of naked cartoon pussy on the wiki, but I like where this thread is going far more.

I just want to say that it is things like this that make me post on this website. We can do this guys. We were born to do this.

Fuck, I just made a really unfortunate image search.

Meat hooks aren't meant to go there ;_;

It's sad to think that maybe my whole existence is only a thing because my destiny is to find Ryan Davis some amateur pornography.

@artemesia: I believe in you.

This shouldn't be hard for gamers. Go gamers! Find porn shot in willow studios.

I don't believe I can go on this journey with you guys - but goddamn it if you aren't all heroes.

It must be found. It deserves to be found.

...Naked Cartoon Pussy?

They really should have posted the entire script as a PDF. I want to read the lines,

Are you a cop? You have to tell me if you are a cop!

@chaser324: Hahahaha my thoughts exactly.

A precarious line you are all walking.