Why did the chicken cross the road. Oldest and joke ever ?

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Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the other side a joke that's still around a joke that puts smiles on children's faces is the oldest joke ever maybe.

In March 1847 in New York city it was first written as a poem and now its a joke but when you here it you don't find it funny anymore and people have made alternative jokes to why did the chicken cross the road.

The joke makes has no meaning.

So today we shall discuss is the joke why did the chicken cross the road the worst and oldest joke ever your choice.

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#2  Edited By BeachThunder

I think you accidentally a word ?

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#3  Edited By FancySoapsMan

but what happens when you there it

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Actually the oldest joke dates back to 1900 BC, and was Sumerian.

"Something which has never occurred since time immemorial; a young woman did not fart in her husband's lap."

It's not a good joke, but it is credited as the oldest joke recorded.

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#6  Edited By supamon

Which came first, chicken or egg?

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im just getting people choice on is it the worst joke ever

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#8  Edited By korolev

The oldest joke was probably:

"Crag, come here" "What want Urag?" "Close eyes crag" "Okay Urag". *Urag then hits Crag over the head with a bone*. "Ow. That hurt Urag. But funny".

I know that "cave-people" didn't really speak with simplistic language (the first human language was probably as complex as ours is, just with less technical words), but I still like to think of cave-people talking like this.

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#9  Edited By Video_Game_King

Who's to say? Some say that chicken just found himself on the wrong side of the egg that fateful day. Others say he was running from something. A rooster with a score to settle? A colonel looking for another soldier in his damned war? The local neighborhood tabby? Me? I think it's something different. I say it was looking for a new life. Opportunity. A slice of that pie we call the American Dream. Swallow that down with your coffee, boy.

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#10  Edited By Hamst3r

@shortbreadtom said:

Actually the oldest joke dates back to 1900 BC, and was Sumerian.

"Something which has never occurred since time immemorial; a young woman did not fart in her husband's lap."

It's not a good joke, but it is credited as the oldest joke recorded.

Okay, I got one:

Why did the chicken cross the road?

...Because of "auxiliary forces"!

Get it?

Thanks Babylon, circa 1500 BC.

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i say its the worst joke 5ever

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So, uh, why exactly did the chicken cross the road? Heh. No, seriously, I have no idea. Please tell me, I would like to know...What's with all the secrecy? Just tell me. I don't see what the big deal is...Ok, this isn't funny. Seriously? You're not going to tell me? You guys, c'mon. TELL me...For the love of God, FUCKING TELL ME WHY YOU ASSHOLES.

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#15  Edited By translucentfish

The chicken crossed the road because he wanted to kill himself. He had seen other Chickens attempt to cross the road and get flattened by the cars. He had had enough of his life so he wanted to kill himself. To get to the other side.

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...That was no chicken, that was my wife!

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Where we're going, we don't need chickens.

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That's what said.

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#19  Edited By StarvingGamer

What's brown, green, has four legs, and hurts you when it falls out of a tree?

A pool table!

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#21  Edited By SharkEthic

@supamon said:

Which came first, chicken or egg?

That's a causality dilemma, not a joke.

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@supamon said:

Which came first, chicken or egg?

That's a causality dilemma, not a joke.

Okay. So why did the chicken or egg cross the road?

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@supamon said:

@sharkethic said:

@supamon said:

Which came first, chicken or egg?

That's a causality dilemma, not a joke.

Okay. So why did the chicken or egg cross the road?

Much better.

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Why did the Brad cross the road ?

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@benpicko: Nice

Dat mean the joke would be the worst joke more dan 4eva

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#28  Edited By Roxas6399

your photo didn't come up

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#29  Edited By veektarius

Chicken?! I hardly know her!

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#30  Edited By Roxas6399

^^^^ Your joke is terrible

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Someone has been watching Vsauce on YouTube.

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@liquidprince:

Hahahaha yeah I got the idea from him and the info about when it was first made

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I always thought that the "Why did the chicken cross the road?" joke to mean that it dies. Get it? To the other side? Meaning the other side of life, which is death. Did anyone else find that to be the case or am I strange?

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Your strange

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Commas dude, commas.

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I always thought that the "Why did the chicken cross the road?" joke to mean that it dies. Get it? To the other side? Meaning the other side of life, which is death. Did anyone else find that to be the case or am I strange?

You just blew my mind.

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the chicken crossed the road because the green man said it was safe too.