Australia is Nuckin Futs

So apparently there's been some flooding in parts of Australia recently. This has, in turn, caused the town of Wagga Wagga (really?) to be turned into an Arachnophobe's nightmare (or an arachnophile's wet dream, if that's how you roll). Here's some of the pictures.

I... I think I need to go lie down...

Gah!

Burn it! Burn it with fire!

Wow that would be terrifying.

Sweet mother of god, evacuate Australia!

OH GOD THAT IS TERRIFYING.

Fuck a duck...

In Soviet Australia, SPIDERS. SPIDERS EVERYWHERE.

see its shit like this why I don't want to EVER go to Australia EVERYTHING WANTS TO KILL YOUR ASS DEAD

Oh man, I remember reading about this. So crazy but kind of fascinating. I was really tempted to tweet this to Jeff when I read the article but I decided against it. But now? Yeah, definitely going to show him this lol

Give me rats, bats, snakes, bugs, bees, but not spiders. ANYTHING BUT SPIDERS.

Wow. Just look at that silk. $$$

Don't let Jeff see this.

Damn, I was sure that picture was fake.... That's some Indiana Jones type shit, australians must be the bravest bastards in the world.

I would crawl into a ball and cry myself to death if I was within a mile of that tree. Never going to holiday in Australia, even if it's for free.

Hey Australia? Yeah, you. Get this shit under control. This isn't okay anymore. It's a literal sea of spiders, guys. Get it together. Quell this Spider Rebellion.

We have to Nuke Australia, it's the only way to be sure.

God damn it, I was not expecting spiders! I have little problem with a spider here and there, but what the fuck!? And the webs, god damn it, I think the webs alone scare me more than the spiders. But putting the two together, why the hell did you post the first image. Excuse me while I cry in a corner. I hate spiders like Indiana Jones hates snakes.

@Shirogane Hey buddy, you alright down there? You still alive?

Good lord, that's terrifying! Everyone should get in touch with their AUS buddies and see if they're alive still...

@bonorbitz said:

Give me rats, bats, snakes, bugs, bees, but not spiders. ANYTHING BUT SPIDERS.

This made me never want to visit Australia... its like my worst nightmare come to life!

Pfft whatever those are not cockroaches or mosquitos.

how could you not post the craziest one?!? This is like visions from my nightmares. Just gonna take MY MUTHA FUKIN DOGS FOR A WALK THOUGH A FIELD OF MUTHA FUKIN SPIDERWEBS

Im on my phone and the pictures are small, and I can't make them bigger and my reaction to the pictures was "I can't tell what's going on here just looks like some water rushing through....OH SHIT"

@Bourbon_Warrior: This is quite literally a nightmare I had, minus the house sized spider that caught me on his invisible web that spanned from a massive tree next to my house, and my god damn house. To which the gigantic spider crawled towards me, and then I got a look at its mouth, and then I woke up. Mainly from falling off of my bed. Now if you don't mind, I am going to kill every bug I see.

In closing, fuck Australia forever.

That's final. We need to nuke that place.Stop these Archnoverlords before they have a chance to spread their will everywhere. Everyone who has played Risk knows that Australia is the key to world domination, and it looks like the spiders know as well.

Someone get a flamethrower.

@Tangerines said:

@bonorbitz said:

Give me rats, bats, snakes, bugs, bees, but not spiders. ANYTHING BUT SPIDERS.

This made me never want to visit Australia... its like my worst nightmare come to life!

Mother fucker, I didnt realize what the second picture was until I clicked on it. People need to leave that continent alone and move on with their lives.

Holy mother of god. Crazy town, some real insect armageddon shit there.

This explains why shit costs so much down there, gotta pay the spider tax. Wagga Wagga clearly hasn't been keeping up on their payments.

Not like this...

Last time i was in Austrailia they asked if i had any seeds or pets with me because they didn't want me to destroy the local environment. Why the fuck do Australians want to save this shit!!

How would you feel if spiders started building a massive bridge crossing the ocean from Australia.

That's pretty cool! Absurd, but cool.

this is why I could never live in Australia (maybe only somewhere in a big city close to water...)

gah.

The end is near...

Oh my god... BURN IT ALL DOWN

Australia has been compromised. We have to assume all communications originating there are from the spiders.

"Snow? Weird... waitaminute... THAT'S NOT FUCKING SNOW."

I don't mind spiders at all. In fact, I find tarantulas cute. But christ on a crutch, that's not right! That's just not right!

Spiders are pricks.

Holy shit, this is just about the most terrifying in existence.

..... I think I need to go lay down for a second now.

Holy cow on a broom! That's truly terrifying.

I remember once reading about a specific town known for it's infestation of spiders... can't remember what the place was called but people live around them and are use to them... crazy!

It's like living in skyrim.

I've had nightmares that are shockingly similar to this... Christ.