" Somebody mentioned Hooters, which I totally do not fucking get. Seriously? You're gonna go to a shitty chain restaurant because the waitresses are wearing shorts and tight t-shirts? It's not like they're blowing you after dropping off your godamn buffalo wings, or letting you eat your jalapeño poppers outta their booty crack. They're not even topless, fer christsakes. That's some sad, desperate shit right there. "There's a bit of an appeal to that though. There's a sort of laissez faire feel when you're at the restaurant; it just feels welcoming, or at least it does if it's you and a couple of your guy friends. Also, everyone there doesn't bullshit each other. We know why we're there, the girls know why we're there, so there aren't any games to be played. I flirt with girls, they flirt back, we eat, and leave.
With that said though, I'm not a fan of Hooters, not because of the girls, but because paying $10 for a mediocre cheeseburger which doesn't even come with a side of fries (you have to order that seperately) is BULL-SHIT. No amount of semi-scantily clad women will attract me to such a rip-off.
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