Biggest First World Problem affecting you right NOW!

Took my computer apart for a new case and the case is now a day late...

I want to go for a run but my hair is messy and it's raining. (and I'm too lazy)

My back hurts and I have to go to class to take 2 tests.

@Flawed_System: Yeah, I just bought a new fairly expensive system since I got tired of the heat and sound of my last one, plus switched out mb, cpu etc, so I can't chuck 500 bucks on a videocard. Also, student that has about 200 dollars a month of disposable income, so

Custom Charges!!!!!!!

There was a dandelion on my lawn but those nazis at city hall banned the good pesticides so I had to bend down and pluck it by hand. When did Canada turn into Soviet Russia?

I don't want to be in class right now.

My penis is slightly smaller than I'd like it to be.

@rb_man said:

I ordered out for chicken tenders and got chicken wings.

Now you go.

Did you check whether the meat comes from tortured free range chickens?

I wamt to drink more water even if I drank more than a litre just now.  I cant because Im about to go to sleep!

My life became a poorly written romcom in the time since that last post.

I do not have infinite money.

@Beforet said:

My life became a poorly written romcom in the time since that last post.

As long as there's com.

My computer is being a slow little bitch while I'm trying to register my Guild Wars 2 (Collector's Edition, woo!) key.

My phone's battery seems to have gotten fucked up from the rainy weather and it will occasionally discharge completely from 50% in a second. What an asshole.

THIS FUCKING LECTURE WILL NOT END.

I don't know what to play

I have to return a shirt tomorrow, 'tis too small. I fear they might not take it back. It's a bit creased.

I could iron it, but I don't want to have to wait for the iron to heat up.

People who say "First world problems" annoy the hell out of me.

I don't have AIDS... oh wait.

@Brunchies: Same here!

The scoreboard on my skeeball table broke