Crocs are the most attrocious things to ever grace the earth

so i was watching an football game today and i saw these.....


they are 45 dollars........yes 45 ...i dont know what to say

http://ihatecrocsblog.blogspot.com/

what ever just don't buy them

Yeah, I don't think I would ever wear crocs, ever.

"so i was watching an football game today and i saw these.....


they are 45 dollars........yes 45 ...i dont know what to say

http://ihatecrocsblog.blogspot.com/
"

I need a pair of crappy slip-ons that I can wear around the house when I'm sweeping up broken glass or putting dead birds in my neighbors' mailbox. I was thinking of getting a pair of these, but make no mistake, anyone who wears them in any sort of public setting is a Bad Person.

"I need a pair of crappy slip-ons that I can wear around the house when I'm sweeping up broken glass or putting dead birds in my neighbors' mailbox. I was thinking of getting a pair of these, but make no mistake, anyone who wears them in any sort of public setting is a Bad Person."

"I need a pair of crappy slip-ons that I can wear around the house when I'm sweeping up broken glass or putting dead birds in my neighbors' mailbox. I was thinking of getting a pair of these, but make no mistake, anyone who wears them in any sort of public setting is a Bad Person."

I'll probably get some and where them around my house also. I'll buy that fur crap and then bling it out with a bunch of orange gems that form my icon.

Stop dissin' my shoes, fool!

Yeah, I'm totally kidding. Wouldn't get caught dead in those things.

They look really ugly. I would not wear any in public.

Yeah, I have always despised those damn things. They look awful and I would be embarrassed to be seen wearing them under any circumstance.

I would never used that

They remind me of zubaz.  That's not a good thing.

Yes, I agree 110%, they make me ashamed to say I am australian because I think they were invented in this part of the world. anyway If you are looking for a pair of totally rad slip on shoes that are cumfy as anything but still hella practicle and look weird/random/awesome get a pair of

"Jeff said:

"I need a pair of crappy slip-ons that I can wear around the house when I'm sweeping up broken glass or putting dead birds in my neighbors' mailbox. I was thinking of getting a pair of these, but make no mistake, anyone who wears them in any sort of public setting is a Bad Person."

Why not just get flip-flops? They're cheaper than Crocs and, in my opinion, more comfortable."

I'm thinking about getting a pair to use to walk out to the mailbox because my weirdo neighbor keeps stuffing it full of dead birds.

"Weltal said:

"Jeff said:

"I need a pair of crappy slip-ons that I can wear around the house when I'm sweeping up broken glass or putting dead birds in my neighbors' mailbox. I was thinking of getting a pair of these, but make no mistake, anyone who wears them in any sort of public setting is a Bad Person."

Why not just get flip-flops? They're cheaper than Crocs and, in my opinion, more comfortable."

Why not just stop smashing glasses & killing birds?"

"Jeff said:

"I need a pair of crappy slip-ons that I can wear around the house when I'm sweeping up broken glass or putting dead birds in my neighbors' mailbox. I was thinking of getting a pair of these, but make no mistake, anyone who wears them in any sort of public setting is a Bad Person."

Why not just get flip-flops? They're cheaper than Crocs and, in my opinion, more comfortable."

This thread is the most atrocious thing ever to disgrace the earth,  Crocs are really comfortable, you guys shouldn't even talk until you wear them.

Wearing a silk bathrobe and nothing else would be comfortable too. You know what's more comfortable than Crocs? Not wearing anything on your feet at all, just like a Caveman. Society should have the good sense not to allow these sorts of things in public. George Costanza once said he would drape himself in velvet if it were socially appropriate. Crocs just aren't appropriate.

I don't want these motherfuckers walking around with their rancid stinky Crocs with their fungus shit feet in open air. 

I'm also anti-sandal. That's right you assholes, anti-sandal. I don't consider just wearing the bottom of a shoe anymore acceptable than wearing no shoe at all, unless you keep it inside the privacy of your own home.

Fuck that.  Sandals are awesome.

Stop it, just wear shoes like the rest of civilized society. I don't want to see your feet. I hate everyone's feet, everyone hates your feet. It's like your own fart, you like your feet. 

It's you that has a thing for feet, that's why you can't help but stare at them when people have them exposed.  Once you've come to grips with your personal foot fetish, you can live a happier, more tolerant life.

Dumbest shoes EVER

"It's you that has a thing for feet, that's why you can't help but stare at them when people have them exposed.  Once you've come to grips with your personal foot fetish, you can live a happier, more tolerant life."

I am glad to see people agreeing with me that Crocs are one of the worst creations in human history and all need to be burned in a giant fire.

"I once watched a video where this Asian girl wearing knee-high striped socks with the foot portions cut off gave a dude a footjob. It was fucking weird, but it was also pretty erotic."

They're perfect if you have kids.  To thier credit: they never stink and are quite soft. The cons: THEY ARE UGLY and have about as much traction as wrapping plastic wrap around your feet (once you've worn them for a few weeks)! 

It's common knowledge that volcano gas makes people mildly retarded, so such policies are not a surprise. You walk into a store in any city that's not built on top of volcano without a shirt or shoes and they'll throw something at you.

But you can recycle them to save the little animals! OH MY GOSH!

"It's common knowledge that volcano gas makes people mildly retarded, so such policies are not a surprise. You walk into a store in any city that's not built on top of volcano without a shirt or shoes and they'll throw something at you."

" You must live someplace cold or have really tiny feet."

What is an football game? :x

But yeah, those look pretty stupid. Especially you'd think it would have some relevance to what a Viking is.

"What is an football game?."

*Looks at crocs on feet*

*Shrug*

To each his own. I find them very comfy and dont care if everybody else hates them.

"*Looks at crocs on feet*

*Shrug*

To each his own. I find them very comfy and dont care if everybody else hates them."

You must live someplace cold or have really tiny feet.

I actually bought a pair of Ravens croc's they don't look half bad, they're extremely comfortable and you can get a bigger pair size. I don't wear them outside though.

>_>

I love the idea of someone being ashamed to show their small feet. Like that would somehow make it worse.

"OH MAN TINY FEET SANDAL GUY IS COMING, EVERYONE QUICK GET OUTSIDE AND ACT NONCHALANT SO WE CAN WATCH HIM WALK BY."

"Jeff said:

I love the idea of someone being ashamed to show their small feet. Like that would somehow make it worse.

"OH MAN TINY FEET SANDAL GUY IS COMING, EVERYONE QUICK GET OUTSIDE AND ACT NONCHALANT SO WE CAN WATCH HIM WALK BY."

Not cool, dude.  My mom had tiny feet when she was younger.  She had to get foot enlargement surgery."

"Vaxadrin said:

"Jeff said:

I love the idea of someone being ashamed to show their small feet. Like that would somehow make it worse.

"OH MAN TINY FEET SANDAL GUY IS COMING, EVERYONE QUICK GET OUTSIDE AND ACT NONCHALANT SO WE CAN WATCH HIM WALK BY."

Not cool, dude.  My mom had tiny feet when she was younger.  She had to get foot enlargement surgery."

err...what?"

....i have tiny feet.

i have differently sized feet, by almost a cm

just rub salt in the wound, guys

"i have differently sized feet, by almost a cm"

"just rub salt in the wound, guys"

Who cares? If you don't like them just don't buy them people have different tastes in shoes.

KILL CROCS WITH FIRE!

Crocs look like a melted chunk of rubber. They are also an abomanation to society. The End.