All the fucking time.
Do you talk to your pets as if they were human?
All the time. It makes me question my sanity when someone walks in on me doing it and doesn't know how to act.
Of course! When one is doing something that I don't want them to do, I ask "Cat, what are you doing?" When they are sitting where I want to sit, I say "Sorry cat, but you need to move."
Yes.
Animals are more intelligent than what many people give them credit for. One of my cats, for example, fucking LOVES Dragon Age.
" As retarded humans. "Woooooooow!! Where did you get that leaf? That looks beautiful! So big, good job!" "Pretty much this
When I 'm bored i like to go wake up my cats by bugging and taunting them. Also when I leave and come home if they are by the door I will say hi/bye to them.
*My cat walks in meowing*
"Hello, Ben!"
*MEAAAOOOOOOWW*
"You alrite, mate?"
*MEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOWWW*
*Looks at mouse on the floor lying perfectaly still in fear*
*Goes to walk over to the mouse to put it in a bush somewhere*
*Cat quickly picks it up and I hear a crunch sound*
"Ben!!"
"Good cat ^_________^"
That's as far as any dialogue gets.
Yes I do, because honestly, I bet they are smarter than a decent amount people. Sometimes I ask myself how some people graduated from high school.
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