Do you talk to your pets as if they were human?

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#2  Edited By Claude

All the fucking time.

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#3  Edited By scarace360

You may have a problem.

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#4  Edited By foggel

As retarded humans.
 
"Woooooooow!! Where did you get that leaf? That looks beautiful! So big, good job!"

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#5  Edited By SethPhotopoulos

When I'm bored and talking to myself through the animal.

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#6  Edited By Ragdrazi

Of course. They're little furry crazy naked people.

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#7  Edited By Claude

Toy? Where's your toy? Hell, you guys aren't that good.

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#8  Edited By jakob187

I talk to my dogs like they are awesome.  Luckily, they actually are awesome, so that helps matters.

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#9  Edited By MaGicol_Trevor

i talk to my pets all the time!

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#10  Edited By mylifeforAiur
@Claude said:
" All the fucking time. "
I fucking hear ya, bro!
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#11  Edited By DocHaus

Not really, aside from the occasional "goddammit cat!" when one of those furballs tries to trip me up as I'm walking through the house.

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#12  Edited By kingofpeanuts

All the time. It makes me question my sanity when someone walks in on me doing it and doesn't know how to act.

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#13  Edited By Sooperspy

Yes.

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#14  Edited By LochNessie82

Of course!   When one is doing something that I don't want them to do, I ask "Cat, what are you doing?"  When they are sitting where I want to sit, I say "Sorry cat, but you need to move."

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#15  Edited By MarkWahlberg

The only word my pets need to hear from me is 'kill'. Conversation is for the weak.

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@Claude: My pets ARE human.
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#17  Edited By face15

Absolutely not. I talk to my dog like it's a dog.... because it is.

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#18  Edited By jorbear

I'm kind of InfamousBIG's ass slave. So I guess you could call me a pet. He only seems to talk to me through grunting noises though. 

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#19  Edited By Claude
@InfamousBIG said:
" @Claude: My pets ARE human. "
You don't count, you are your pets' pet. Pretty, pretty... pet.
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Yes. 
 
Animals are more intelligent than what many people give them credit for. One of my cats, for example, fucking LOVES Dragon Age.

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#21  Edited By JJOR64

Yeah.  Who doesn't?

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#22  Edited By Guyzea

I talk to my dog like a would a person. He understands when I say "Here" and "Let's go" because he gets excited and runs all over the house. He knows that it's either for food or to go outside.

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#23  Edited By stinky
@face15 said:

" Absolutely not. I talk to my dog like it's a dog.... because it is. "

 
you bark at it? 
thats even weirder dude.  thats like a conversation neither of you can understand.
 
me, i'm a grown man that reverts to baby talk to cats. no apologies. 
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#24  Edited By Aronman789
@foggel said:
" As retarded humans.  "Woooooooow!! Where did you get that leaf? That looks beautiful! So big, good job!" "
Pretty much this
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#25  Edited By hockeymask27

When I 'm bored i like to go wake up my cats by bugging and taunting them. Also when I leave and come home if they are by the door I will say hi/bye to them.

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#26  Edited By Enigma777
@Aronman789 said:
" @foggel said:
" As retarded humans.  "Woooooooow!! Where did you get that leaf? That looks beautiful! So big, good job!" "
Pretty much this "
Same here.
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#27  Edited By benpack  Staff
@foggel said:
" As retarded humans.  "Woooooooow!! Where did you get that leaf? That looks beautiful! So big, good job!" "
I do this, but then I also regularly converse with my dog as if he was a proper English gentleman.
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#28  Edited By WickedCestus

I chose aliens, because aliens.

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#29  Edited By Claude
@doublezeroduck said:
" Yes. I also talk to children like they were animals. A ton of "SIT!" and "STAY!" I don't like kids.  "
Kids suck before three, or so I've heard. And they're gross. My dog's balls are cleaner. And he doesn't have any.
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#30  Edited By SadPatrol

Yes. 
 
I dont want to insult my dogs intelligence by talking to him like a dog and I expect the same from him.

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#31  Edited By Scooper

*My cat walks in meowing*
"Hello, Ben!"
*MEAAAOOOOOOWW*
"You alrite, mate?"
*MEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOWWW*
*Looks at mouse on the floor lying perfectaly still in fear*
*Goes to walk over to the mouse to put it in a bush somewhere*
*Cat quickly picks it up and I hear a crunch sound*
"Ben!!"
"Good cat ^_________^"
 
That's as far as any dialogue gets.

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#32  Edited By iam3green

yes i do. i say like who is a happy cat? who's a happy cat? skattle is a happy cat.  i call my other cat blacky. i yell blacky a lot of times.

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#33  Edited By Claude
@iam3green said:
" yes i do. i say like who is a happy cat? who's a happy cat? skattle is a happy cat.  i call my other cat blacky. i yell blacky a lot of times. "
Who's playin' a video game? iam3green is playin' a videogame. Play good now, you play good. That's a good iam3green.
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#34  Edited By Smokay

Cats are neither human,animal or alien they are abominations that must be destroyed

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#35  Edited By FCKSNAP

My dog is less than a year old and I talk to it like we're stuck in an abusive relationship. 
 
"God dammit can you NOT leave your shit everywhere? YOU RESPECT MY AREA OF THE ROOM WHEN I'M NOT HOME OR I WILL SLAP YOU"

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#36  Edited By Clinkz

For sure.

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#37  Edited By Pinworm45

kind of, but not in that creepy "does that person realize he's talking to an animal?" kind of way. 
 
But they totally understand some shit, man. And they like it, too.

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#38  Edited By clarke0

Yes, sometimes. I don't sit down and attempt conversation, but I'll talk at them. I never "baby talk" pets, because I typically find that pretty irritating when people do that all the time.

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#39  Edited By Marz

my dogs seem to always understand me, they just lack the vocal chords to talk back to me :(

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#40  Edited By weltal

Rarely. I usually tell them to shut up or be quiet, as if it would have an effect. Shouting usually works though.

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#41  Edited By frankxiv

yes but it never works. i think "dude get off my bed" translates to "roll around more" in cat.

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#42  Edited By pweidman

Oh yeah I do, but to be honest, it too often involves cursing and threats upon their lives.0.0  LOL ,but they're used to grumpy daddy :).
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#43  Edited By GunnBjorn

No, beating them up is more effective (then they're actually quiet and that's what I want them to be after a hard days work) and even way more satisfying (as in stress-relieving). It's a good thing I do not have a wife/girlfriend and/or children.
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#44  Edited By McGhee

It's OK to talk to your pets. Only seek help if they start talking back.

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#45  Edited By rjayb89  Online

Aliens.  Just aliens.

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#46  Edited By FancySoapsMan

I like the confused stare my dog gives me when I talk to her.

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#47  Edited By Subjugation

Yes I do, because honestly, I bet they are smarter than a decent amount people. Sometimes I ask myself how some people graduated from high school.

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#48  Edited By Afroman269
@Claude said:
" All the fucking time. "
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@foggel said:
" As retarded humans.  "Woooooooow!! Where did you get that leaf? That looks beautiful! So big, good job!" "
=D
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#50  Edited By Skald

"Baby talk" is strictly out, this is more like five-year-old level talking.