Drunk Soliloquy: Nintendo's Wretched Disgraces

And so the wells and founts sprung forth; bountiful with shovel-ware, and it was cheap.
Lo, Miyomoto warned, "Quality over quantity; heed this warning!" but the naive and desperate Nintendo had already closed it's ears and mind to the sentiment.
Soon, a great sea had erupted from bargain bins nation-wide. Returns not meeting expenses. Nintendo was drowning! Cooking trainers....Pedometers....O what hath this Technology wrought!
A great man once said, "Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could. O ye! They did not stop to think if they should." 
Ian Malcolm, verse 112: 118
 
Exeunt Kat

And so the wells and founts sprung forth; bountiful with shovel-ware, and it was cheap.
Lo, Miyomoto warned, "Quality over quantity; heed this warning!" but the naive and desperate Nintendo had already closed it's ears and mind to the sentiment.
Soon, a great sea had erupted from bargain bins nation-wide. Returns not meeting expenses. Nintendo was drowning! Cooking trainers....Pedometers....O what hath this Technology wrought!
A great man once said, "Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could. O ye! They did not stop to think if they should." 
Ian Malcolm, verse 112: 118
 
Exeunt Kat

This sounds like a book i would read ....

Nintedoetry.

To buy a wii... or not  to buy a wii... that is the question.
Whether tis nobler in the mind to suffer the gimmicks and shovelware,
Or to take arms against a sea of troubles
And purchase an xbox.

I have created a beautiful monster. Like that thing in Alien Resurrection.

But soft! What light through yonder televsion screen breaks?
It is a videogame, and the xbox is its console.
Arise, fair xbox, and kill the envious wii,
Who is already sick, and pale with grief,
That thou have far greater 3rd party support than she.

Very nice. I'd actually be interested to see more.

Oh man, this is the third time today that Shakespeare has come back to haunt me.

"If Third Party Support be the food of the Wii, play on."
"Decent Third Party Support! Decent Third Party Support! My kingdom for Decent Third Party Support!" 
"Alas, poor Miyomoto."

" I have created a beautiful monster. Like that thing in Alien Resurrection. "

" @Jeffsekai: Clearly I was talking about Ron Perlman. "

" I have created a beautiful monster. Like that thing in Alien Resurrection. "

  @Turbo_Toaster: Ok but you have to nail Jeffsekai to !!!
 
EDIT: Ooops you did LOL

Take that, Wii Defense Force.

" Take that, Wii Defense Force. "

In Japan did Miyamoto
A stately pleasure console decree:
Where Mario, the sacred icon, ran
Through pipes measureless to man
Down to a fun-less wii.

There once was a man from Kyoto 
Who went by Shigeru Miyamoto 
He made a machine 
He called it the Wii 
And it made Nintendo lots of dough 
 
I'm more of a poem guy.

 
Exeunt: A stage direction indicating that two or more actors leave the stage. Exeunt is Latin for “They go out.” 
Are there multiple personalities residing in your human shell?  
Or is this a pathetic attempt from my side to be sagacious? 
Yeah, the latter.