Duke Togo Eye Mask For Sale

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This is just until I save up for the Duke Togo cosmetic surgery.
This is just until I save up for the Duke Togo cosmetic surgery.
I'm not much of an anime guy, but based on my limited experience with Golgo 13: Top Secret Episode for the NES, I can say with great confidence that Duke Togo is an extreme bad-ass of the highest order. Dude can restore his health by smokingcigarettes or having sex! Just like real life!

If you'd like to be just a little bit more like Duke Togo, but without the incredible likelihood of emphysema or STDs, Destructoid has unearthed this amazing Golgo 13 eye mask that's just for you. Other applications include keeping face-graffiti artists at bay when you fall asleep at parties, because who would dare step to that deadly squint and those devilishly arched eyebrows? Originally found on Cospa, it appears to have since sold out there, though there are othere-tailers that you can pick up this ridiculous nonsense from for around $12.
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#1  Edited By Ryan  Staff
This is just until I save up for the Duke Togo cosmetic surgery.
This is just until I save up for the Duke Togo cosmetic surgery.
I'm not much of an anime guy, but based on my limited experience with Golgo 13: Top Secret Episode for the NES, I can say with great confidence that Duke Togo is an extreme bad-ass of the highest order. Dude can restore his health by smokingcigarettes or having sex! Just like real life!

If you'd like to be just a little bit more like Duke Togo, but without the incredible likelihood of emphysema or STDs, Destructoid has unearthed this amazing Golgo 13 eye mask that's just for you. Other applications include keeping face-graffiti artists at bay when you fall asleep at parties, because who would dare step to that deadly squint and those devilishly arched eyebrows? Originally found on Cospa, it appears to have since sold out there, though there are othere-tailers that you can pick up this ridiculous nonsense from for around $12.
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Awesome, 

Me wants one

Edit : First ! for the First time ! And last that's so dumb . . .
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#3  Edited By Bardon

>_> there. you aren't last now. Also..this looks rad and I need one right now. >_<

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#4  Edited By RIP_Icewood

lol, im more intrested in y that guy thinks its cool to say "first" than about the mask or this article even.lol. Sorry, didnt get into Golgo 13. Maybe I should start watching it? 

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#5  Edited By DukeTogo

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#6  Edited By carolynp

CAN YOU GET A HOLD OF SOME SCUBA GEAR AND A SPEAR GUN FOR ME?

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#8  Edited By Hector

I've never even heard of this before!

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#9  Edited By Womble

Despite the horrific pound due to the Current Economic Downturn, I bought this baby and shall sleep in it with pride and vigilance!

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#10  Edited By RawShark
DukeTogo: ....


Best response ever.



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#11  Edited By Spiritof

Now I have an answer when somebody asks me "What old video game franchise would you like to see them revive?". It's Golgo 13! Capcom could snag the license and give it the Bionic Commando treatment. A little bit Splinter Cell/MGS, a little Hitman, a whole lot of brooding.

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#12  Edited By Media_Master

lol

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#13  Edited By jediautobot

Golgo 13, Classic!  I watched one of the anime movies in college, just because of the game, majorally messed up