Hatchet wielding hitch hiker saves woman. Behold the Kai.

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#51  Edited By Baillie

@Humanity said:

@TheSouthernDandy said:

@Humanity said:

That guy is just as much a danger as the crazy guy driving the car.

You must have watched a different video cause that doesn't make a lick of sense.

This kinda out of it hitchhiker sees something fucked up happen and decided the first thing to do is cleave someone in the head with a hatchet? He then mentions how he saw some other guy manhandling some woman and he started pounding on him, knocking out all his teeth? He seems a LITTLE violent doesn't he?

There's always one. Get out of your bubble. Not everything is sunshine and rainbows. We need more people like Kai who will actually DO something when he sees someone in danger, rather than pretending they don't see it and walk away.

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#52  Edited By newhaap

@Humanity: That's not the only thing he did though. He had the presence of mind to grab the car keys after crazy dude pinned someone with his car, that sounds like a thoughtful act and not just based on desire for violence.

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#53  Edited By Justin258

@Humanity said:

@TheSouthernDandy said:

@Humanity said:

That guy is just as much a danger as the crazy guy driving the car.

You must have watched a different video cause that doesn't make a lick of sense.

This kinda out of it hitchhiker sees something fucked up happen and decided the first thing to do is cleave someone in the head with a hatchet? He then mentions how he saw some other guy manhandling some woman and he started pounding on him, knocking out all his teeth? He seems a LITTLE violent doesn't he?

I agree that he's violent but he seems to have enough sense to direct it toward bad people.

I mean, a guy who thinks he's Jesus and suddenly tries to run over someone else and a guy who tries to manhandle an unwilling woman are not people that I'm going to be concerned about for getting a bump on the head and a few teeth knocked out, respectively. Plus, he didn't outright kill them despite having the chance, only incapacitated them, which means he has at least some restraint in his violence.

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#54  Edited By intro

"You ever experience anything like that Kai?"

"Well this one time..."

I fucking lost it.

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#55  Edited By Ghostiet
@Humanity said:

@TheSouthernDandy said:

@Humanity said:

That guy is just as much a danger as the crazy guy driving the car.

You must have watched a different video cause that doesn't make a lick of sense.

This kinda out of it hitchhiker sees something fucked up happen and decided the first thing to do is cleave someone in the head with a hatchet? He then mentions how he saw some other guy manhandling some woman and he started pounding on him, knocking out all his teeth? He seems a LITTLE violent doesn't he?

The combination of adrenalin and the realization that either your life is in danger or the person on the other side is insane/dangerous is something that will make you forget about reserving strength. Dude didn't seem like he knew how to fight, so I can't blame him for going for a hatchet and pounding a guy until he stopped reacting.

My friend was intoxicated when he was mugged on a street by some guy. He managed to get on top of the guy and he punched him until his arm broke in three places. He was so high on adrenalin that he was able to sign himself with ease 2 hours after the event. Is the conclusion that he's very violent? No, the conclusion is that he was drunk, high on adrenalin and afraid, so he reacted violently until he realized it was safe enough to stop. This Kai dude looks broken by life, but what he saw was a guy acting incredibly violently and calling himself Jesus. If I was in his place, I would definitely not be cool enough to use the blunt side of the hatchet.

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#56  Edited By PHenry1991

Holy shit! This Guy! (Talks about smashin' dudes heads a lot).

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#57  Edited By Humanity

@Baillie said:

@Humanity said:

@TheSouthernDandy said:

@Humanity said:

That guy is just as much a danger as the crazy guy driving the car.

You must have watched a different video cause that doesn't make a lick of sense.

This kinda out of it hitchhiker sees something fucked up happen and decided the first thing to do is cleave someone in the head with a hatchet? He then mentions how he saw some other guy manhandling some woman and he started pounding on him, knocking out all his teeth? He seems a LITTLE violent doesn't he?

There's always one. Get out of your bubble. Not everything is sunshine and rainbows. We need more people like Kai who will actually DO something when he sees someone in danger, rather than pretending they don't see it and walk away.

Thats all fine and good until he finally hurts an innocent person because of a misunderstanding. He did a good deed this time but it's not the best idea to have people running around doling out their own justice.

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#58  Edited By Make_Me_Mad

@Humanity said:

@Baillie said:

@Humanity said:

@TheSouthernDandy said:

@Humanity said:

That guy is just as much a danger as the crazy guy driving the car.

You must have watched a different video cause that doesn't make a lick of sense.

This kinda out of it hitchhiker sees something fucked up happen and decided the first thing to do is cleave someone in the head with a hatchet? He then mentions how he saw some other guy manhandling some woman and he started pounding on him, knocking out all his teeth? He seems a LITTLE violent doesn't he?

There's always one. Get out of your bubble. Not everything is sunshine and rainbows. We need more people like Kai who will actually DO something when he sees someone in danger, rather than pretending they don't see it and walk away.

Thats all fine and good until he finally hurts an innocent person because of a misunderstanding. He did a good deed this time but it's not the best idea to have people running around doling out their own justice.

This is basically now an argument about The Punisher. But, some kind of hitchhiking surfer-dude punisher? I'm okay with that.

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#59  Edited By Jams

STRAIGHT OUTA DOGTOWN

CRAZY MUTHAFUCKA NAMED KAI DUDE

IN A GANG CALLED HOBOS WITH ATTITUDE

Also, Did somebody say fresnooo???? Funny that I live there and I haven't heard anything about this.

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#60  Edited By musubi

Love this guy. Also kinda find it sad he has no family or friends. =(

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#61  Edited By BaneFireLord

The studio that gets the film rights to this is gonna make a fucking mint.

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#62  Edited By TheSouthernDandy
@Humanity

@Baillie said:

@Humanity said:

@TheSouthernDandy said:

@Humanity said:

That guy is just as much a danger as the crazy guy driving the car.

You must have watched a different video cause that doesn't make a lick of sense.

This kinda out of it hitchhiker sees something fucked up happen and decided the first thing to do is cleave someone in the head with a hatchet? He then mentions how he saw some other guy manhandling some woman and he started pounding on him, knocking out all his teeth? He seems a LITTLE violent doesn't he?

There's always one. Get out of your bubble. Not everything is sunshine and rainbows. We need more people like Kai who will actually DO something when he sees someone in danger, rather than pretending they don't see it and walk away.

Thats all fine and good until he finally hurts an innocent person because of a misunderstanding. He did a good deed this time but it's not the best idea to have people running around doling out their own justice.

That's making the assumption that just because he's homeless and eccentric he's capable if hurting someone innocent which is an unfair leap to make. Tell you what if I was being attacked by somebody I'd sure as hell want somebody to help. Saying he's as dangerous as the psycho who tried to kill someone just cause he doesn't fit the profile of what's 'normal' is pretty uncool.
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#63  Edited By stryker1121

Dammit, this guy is a walking meme factory..I'm waiting on the Straight Outta Dogtown NWA parody. (Oops, guy above me beat me to it)

Basically this fella is a hippie Jack Reacher without the army training.

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#64  Edited By sweep  Moderator
"As far as anyone I grew up with is concerned, I'm already dead. So whatever."

This guy is like a fucking superhero.

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#65  Edited By Tackchevy

I cleaved his head like wide open with a hatchet man. And then he stood right up, and I was like "Fuck, shit, well if you're Jesus Christ, then I'll be the Antichrist, I don't give a fuck man!"

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#67  Edited By Humanity

@TheSouthernDandy: He looks shady as hell, would you pick up a guy looking like that? Before you say "of course!" let me interject that I sure as hell wouldn't. Not to say I'd pick up any hitchhikers but that guy looked especially weird. Also everything he said sounded half insane - he hit him and then ran away and then asked what was happening and someone told him the guy he just cleaved was by some tree masturbating? Then he was in some orchard once and some guy was saying he owns this woman so he beat all his teeth out? I mean I know it's funny but it all sounds certifiably insane.

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#68  Edited By Dallas_Raines

James Franco MUST make this into a movie.

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#69  Edited By TheSouthernDandy

@Humanity: Even if everything you say is true, on one hand: guy who admits to rape, thinks he's jesus, hates blacks and tried to kill a guy, attacked a woman. On the other hand: eccentric, homeless, saved two people we know of, possibly another woman.

To say he's just as dangerous is dumb.

Not to mention the fact that, as was pointed out, dude had a hatchet in his hand. If he wanted to kill that dude, he easily could have beat his head in even with the blunt end. He showed restraint.

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#70  Edited By Nottle

So this surfer guy was hitchhiking and they guy that picked him up was crazy and attacked people? THE FUCK?

Why do I feel like this is an ending to a Coen Bros movie?

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#71  Edited By Humanity

@TheSouthernDandy: I got a much stronger crazy vibe from him than just eccentric - but I dunno maybe it just depends where you're from so your perception of people being crazy and/or dangerous may vary. You think he's like a huge hero thats fine. I think he did an admirable thing but wouldn't wanna be around the guy in the middle of the night cause I get creepy vibes from him. I don't really care enough to keep arguing about it though so yah, different strokes for different folks.

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#72  Edited By buft

Fucking brilliant! that guy is a hero

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#73  Edited By vikingdeath1

I realize I know far too many people who remind me of Kai, in every aspect but his life-saving ways.

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#74  Edited By defe

@ZagZagovich said:

I always thought that this kind of guy was a movie invention, exagurated for better effect. But I'm so glad I'm wrong.

My thoughts exactly. What a crazy story. Best of luck to Kai.

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#75  Edited By MiniPato

Sad end :(

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#76  Edited By Do_The_Manta_Ray

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I realize I know far too many people who remind me of Kai, in every aspect but his life-saving ways.

I'm honestly not sure what it says about me or my opinions on society when I consider someone clearly mentally disturbed to be the epitome of mankind. Someone brutally honest, who doesn't embellish or stand on his laurels, and just acts.

What I truly find sad about all of this, is that despite these so very positive traits, most people, myself among them, would look down on this "Kai" in any day-to-day scenario; he's homeless, dirty, inane and out of place in just about any social situation, clearly not the brightest tool in the shed; the fact that he'd risk his life for someone else without batting an eye doesn't enter the equation until it's done and over with. It's pure fluke that he hit the big screen, that he got a chance to prove his worth. Makes me feel really guilty about the assumptions I make on a daily basis, and that's despite trying to be an open-minded person.

Hell, just look at this here thread; half the people are trying to find fault in him because of the way he acts and looks, and the other half are trying to defend him because they feel that he needs protecting given how he acts and looks; everyone's making assumptions left and right; and it goes without saying that few of us would be looking at this fella' kindly unless these circumstances had indeed come to pass. "Kai" accomplished something out there, but hell, he accomplished something in here too, he put us all to shame.

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#77  Edited By Bollard

The ending is so sad :(

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#78  Edited By IAmNotBatman

Giant Bomb, hire this man.

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#79  Edited By ThePencil
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Because he is the Hero we deserve, but not the one we need right now...

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#80  Edited By cookiemonster

Wow, what a top bloke.

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#81  Edited By TrafalgarLaw

Did he have to kill him immediatly? Just breaking his arms or shoulders would have been enough.

But maybe it's for the best that people like that self proclaimed jesus aren't walking the earth anymore...

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#82  Edited By StarvingGamer

@TrafalgarLaw said:

Did he have to kill him immediatly? Just breaking his arms or shoulders would have been enough.

But maybe it's for the best that people like that self proclaimed jesus aren't walking the earth anymore...

No one killed anyone. What?

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#83  Edited By TrafalgarLaw

@StarvingGamer said:

@TrafalgarLaw said:

Did he have to kill him immediatly? Just breaking his arms or shoulders would have been enough.

But maybe it's for the best that people like that self proclaimed jesus aren't walking the earth anymore...

No one killed anyone. What?

He didn't? I could have sworn he said he killed him...?

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#84  Edited By mandude

West Fresco; where even the pillars of society are clearly fucking mad.

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#85  Edited By StarvingGamer

@TrafalgarLaw said:

@StarvingGamer said:

@TrafalgarLaw said:

Did he have to kill him immediatly? Just breaking his arms or shoulders would have been enough.

But maybe it's for the best that people like that self proclaimed jesus aren't walking the earth anymore...

No one killed anyone. What?

He didn't? I could have sworn he said he killed him...?

Nope. He hit the guy a few times and the guy started following him so he led him away from the scene. At some point the dude stopped chasing him and the police found him masturbating in front of a building, possibly a school.

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#86  Edited By Jrinswand

Ugh. Hippies. At least that one was good for something.

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#87  Edited By donchipotle

This guy is Jeff Spicoli. I half expected him to go "Just like I told the guy on ABC, 'Danger is my business!'"

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#88  Edited By super2j

I hope someone gives Kai as much as he gives others. I felt so bad when I heard he didnt care about his own welfare if it meant helping others because he didnt have family

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#89  Edited By Animasta

@Jrinswand said:

Ugh. Hippies. At least that one was good for something.

there are nothing wrong with hippies.

and I should know, I lived in hippieville USA (Eugene OR)

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#90  Edited By villainy

I suppose this is worth bumping... Unfortunately.

http://abclocal.go.com/wpvi/story?section=news/local&id=9105018New

HADDONFIELD, N.J. - May 16, 2013 (WPVI) -- A man known on the internet as "Kai the Hatchet Wielding Hitchhiker" is now being sought for the murder of a man in northern New Jersey, and police say he was last seen in the area of Haddonfield, Camden County.

Quite a turn from internet hero to suspected murder. Now he's been spotted near the town I grew up in. What a world huh.

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@villainy said:

I suppose this is worth bumping... Unfortunately.

http://abclocal.go.com/wpvi/story?section=news/local&id=9105018New

HADDONFIELD, N.J. - May 16, 2013 (WPVI) -- A man known on the internet as "Kai the Hatchet Wielding Hitchhiker" is now being sought for the murder of a man in northern New Jersey, and police say he was last seen in the area of Haddonfield, Camden County.

Quite a turn from internet hero to suspected murder. Now he's been spotted near the town I grew up in. What a world huh.

Haha wow

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#92  Edited By I_Stay_Puft

I guess he wanted another free ride so he thought murdering another dude was a free ticket back to being a internet sensation. In all fairness the dispute that happened between these two men if true sounds really really fucked up.

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@villainy said:

I suppose this is worth bumping... Unfortunately.

http://abclocal.go.com/wpvi/story?section=news/local&id=9105018New

HADDONFIELD, N.J. - May 16, 2013 (WPVI) -- A man known on the internet as "Kai the Hatchet Wielding Hitchhiker" is now being sought for the murder of a man in northern New Jersey, and police say he was last seen in the area of Haddonfield, Camden County.

Quite a turn from internet hero to suspected murder. Now he's been spotted near the town I grew up in. What a world huh.

Haha wow

buddy of mine literally didn't believe me when I told him. if Oztmandias can fall, so too can Kai

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Wait, wait, wait!!! Did he say after he hit him that the guy was masturbating in front of a school?! The fuck man, that's some crazy shit!

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#95  Edited By Cretaceous_Bob

@haltiamreptar said:

buddy of mine literally didn't believe me when I told him. if Oztmandias can fall, so too can Kai

?

Ramesses the Great never fell. Regardless of how a 19th century windbag wants to spin it, Ramesses the Great was revered as a God by one of the greatest empires the world has ever seen for almost a century, and the images of his likeness carved into the face of the Earth will likely forever be known to mankind.

That has absolutely nothing to do with a hatchet wielding hobo.

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Frankly, part of what made this man such an internet phenomenon is just how mad he clearly sounds. He sounds so sincere and yet so hammy and movie-like. But I didn't think he would outright kill anybody three months ago, though I guess if anybody that is as unstable as he seems gets that notion there isn't any rationality there to stop him.

It hasn't been proven yet so maybe there's a chance that he didn't do it? I'm kind of thinking the same thing about As I Lay Dying's singer but I'm not holding my breath.

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#97  Edited By Jams

Frankly, part of what made this man such an internet phenomenon is just how mad he clearly sounds. He sounds so sincere and yet so hammy and movie-like. But I didn't think he would outright kill anybody three months ago, though I guess if anybody that is as unstable as he seems gets that notion there isn't any rationality there to stop him.

It hasn't been proven yet so maybe there's a chance that he didn't do it? I'm kind of thinking the same thing about As I Lay Dying's singer but I'm not holding my breath.

The last thing I read about him was that he left a Facebook post saying that he woke up and realized he'd been drugged and raped (in the mouth apparently). Maybe he was just giving himself a motive, but I'd imagine that being something that happens all the time with hobo's and couch surfers so who knows?

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You ever experienced anything like that Kai?

WELL this one time I was in an orchard....

Retrieve the kernels, it is time for popcorn!

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I really hope someone gets Kai a wetsuit and board for his troubles.