For those who don't know, apparently it is possible to find porn in the forest and for many people this is a normal thing. Now I just want to know how normal of a thing this is.
I think I've heard that one in the Bombcast before... hmmm... well why would people hide their porn in the forest? Or is there a giant dumpsite usually in forests? Mysteries.
yea i see hoes and shit going into the forest lookin back all seductive like. they probably get some horny ass mofo to do some forest porn with them. never me though...
I found a mattress in the woods, near a large boulder. The spot was, at least when I was a pre-teen, notorious for teenagers to drink and do whatever else people did in the 90s. We were told to never go over there.
Keeping in mind this was an upper-middle class section of a wealthy, historic area and the boulder (and said mattress) could be seen from the road. One can only assume the amount of prophylactics that remain to this day. If I went there now, I doubt I would find anything paper-based. If I found an old laptop and a long telephone wire, I might have a lead.
I never heard of this until I heard it on the bombcast but even then I taught it was a joke and not true ,I guess it doesn't happen that much in Ireland we're too full of shame already, to hide porn mags in the woods.
I heard that mentioned on the bombcast some time ago. I found some underneath my dad's mattress when I was growing up. It kind of bugged me that the majority of those magazines were filled with gross ads. Not that they had any insightful editorial content, just saying.
Ok it's not necessarily the woods but there is an old run down paper mill in my hometown and I have found a porn magazine in the ruins before. If that counts.
I have actually. I found a couple of dirty (literally, they were filthy) old magazines in a wet ziplock bag once. A friend of mine found a bunch as well, hidden in a hollow tree. I find it extremely bizarre that is apparently such a relatively common occurrence.
yes, i have found porn in the forest. it some how disappeared when my friend and i found out. the friend told his friends that lived around where we lived, don't know who took them. i was going to grab it but it was gone when i went to find it.
When I was in middle school I found a bunch of magazines in a part of town that we used for biking trails.Shortly after high school, the city started cutting down the trees to build houses there. It made me a little sad that future kids wouldn't get to experience finding "treasure" like that. With porn so readily available on the internet, kids today probably wouldn't feel the same way about found porn as I did back then anyway.
Cherish these moments guys because, with the world going to the digital age, I can't imagine finding randon laptops in the woods with porn on it.
Say what you will about the wonders of the digital age, but I will miss some of the magic of things such as finding a random box of porn. Also kids have it so easy today with their being able to just being able to google all of the smut they could ever want, back in my day finding porn was a revelation that lead me to spend way too much time trying to find more porn.
Cherish these moments guys because, with the world going to the digital age, I can't imagine finding randon laptops in the woods with porn on it.
Say what you will about the wonders of the digital age, but I will miss some of the magic of things such as finding a random box of porn. Also kids have it so easy today with their being able to just being able to google all of the smut they could ever want, back in my day finding porn was a revelation that lead me to spend way too much time trying to find more porn.
Cherish these moments guys because, with the world going to the digital age, I can't imagine finding randon laptops in the woods with porn on it.
The only time I have come across porn in public was when a friend of mine found a Micro SD card on the ground when we were kids. My phone was the only one with Micro SD support so we plugged it in and scrolled through a bunch of fairly tame images until we came across a video file and hit play. Probably the first time any of us had seen "proper porn" (like not something you'd see in a film) and it was pretty disturbing. We destroyed the memory card afterwards.
When I was around twelve, me and some friends found several magazines in the forest not far from where we lived. What I remember the most was that some of the images told a story based around a dinner table, could have been thanksgiving. Let's just say that the corncob went several places...
Cherish these moments guys because, with the world going to the digital age, I can't imagine finding randon laptops in the woods with porn on it.
Say what you will about the wonders of the digital age, but I will miss some of the magic of things such as finding a random box of porn. Also kids have it so easy today with their being able to just being able to google all of the smut they could ever want, back in my day finding porn was a revelation that lead me to spend way too much time trying to find more porn.
Are you a porn connoiseur?
No I just happened to be twelve at the time, and at twelve boobies = the greatest thing ever
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