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#1  Edited By Tireyo

 

Yes! This is a post about hearts. It can be about anything about hearts, and it doesn’t have to do with anything that is just Valentine’s Day. It can be about heart disease, heart attack, ripping the heart out of a living thing with a knife or whatnot, Kingdom Hearts, an album or song about hearts, the popular card game hearts, possibly the shape you get when you chop off a dick and there is nothing left but the balls, and more!! Time to spread some love around and start talking about hearts! Have and show some heart and have fun and happy posting!! 
 
Songs From the Heart isn't a bad album, but I know that the majority of ya'll won't like it. So don't click it if you are not into Irish music. 
 
P.S.: Hamz, you are so funny. I like how you locked my last thread with the ending comment. Please don't lock this one. There is a point to all this. HEARTS!!

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#2  Edited By TheGremp

I'd rather chop off my ding dong than have a heart.

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#3  Edited By nukesniper

<3

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#4  Edited By EpicSteve

I heart this post's future.

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#5  Edited By Cube

Dude i have a huge heart. It even surprises me.

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#6  Edited By natetodamax
@Tireyo643 said:
" possibly the shape you get when you chop off a dick and there is nothing left but the balls, and more!!\
"
Dude, what?
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#7  Edited By Video_Game_King

Speaking of your last sentence, hearts do have points. That's why love hurts. I hope you're seriously depressed, now. No? How about the fact that a heart is nothing more than a triangle with an ass on top, signifying that love is full of shit. That should do it.

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#8  Edited By AgentofChaos
@Video_Game_King: Hearts are round.
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#9  Edited By DanielJW

Last time I played poker I got a flush with hearts.

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#10  Edited By Tireyo
@natetodamax: I'm sorry Nate. I'm literally going insane.
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#11  Edited By luce
@Cube said:
" Dude i have a huge heart. It even surprises me. "
might need to get that checked out..
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#12  Edited By Video_Game_King
@AgentofChaos: 
 
Look at the bottom of a heart:
 
<3
 
That's a point. Sharp, pointy, and point-like in nature.
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#13  Edited By Tireyo

I like the way this is going. = - P

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#14  Edited By brukaoru
@Video_Game_King said:
" How about the fact that a heart is nothing more than a triangle with an ass on top, signifying that love is full of shit. That should do it. "
LOL. You should totally copyright that and make it a Valentine's Day card, you'd be rich in no time. :P
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#16  Edited By TheMustacheHero
@natetodamax said:
" @Tireyo643 said:
" possibly the shape you get when you chop off a dick and there is nothing left but the balls, and more!!\
"
Dude, what? "
You know, when you chop off your dick and then you have two hanging testicles there...It looks like an upside-down heart.
 
Trust me, I'm an expert on chopping off dicks.
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#17  Edited By Cube
@luce said:
" @Cube said:
" Dude i have a huge heart. It even surprises me. "
might need to get that checked out.. "
i should get checked out for sure :)
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#18  Edited By Video_Game_King
@AgentofChaos said:
" @Video_Game_King: More in like a normal heart. No points here. "
What are you talking about? There are points all inside that heart! I'm surprised that person hasn't bled to death yet!
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#19  Edited By Tireyo
@TheGremp: : - ( I bet you play Hearts.
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#20  Edited By TheHT
@TheGremp said:
" I'd rather chop off my ding dong than have a heart. "
Nothing is worth chopping off your ding dong. NO-THING.
 
Well, unless that's a part of your, uh, plan. If ya know what I mean.
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#21  Edited By TheGremp
@AgentofChaos: Those arrows look pretty dang pointy.
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#22  Edited By turboman

Don't Tell Mah Heart. 
Mah Achey-Breakey Heart.

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#23  Edited By Tireyo

Thanks guys. I've had a very bad time lately, and all this have made me laugh in the most positive way, and it has heart!! Sometimes I love my insanity. = - P

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#24  Edited By DanielJW
@TurboMan said:
" Don't Tell Mah Heart. Mah Achey-Breakey Heart. "
Shot through the heart, and your to blame. 
Darlin' you give love, a bad name.
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#25  Edited By Skytylz

i have a heart.

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#26  Edited By Tireyo
@Skytylz: You want a hug?
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#27  Edited By Tireyo

I just know that MB is going to get to this. I know that you do something associated with hearts!!!! Although, I don't know what it is. Had me fun though.

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#28  Edited By penguindust

  TV's Hart to Hart
 TV's Hart to Hart
Well, in the grand tradition of over blown iconography, I'll submit these few songs from the 80's...ah, junior high prom.
  1. Heart and Soul ~ Huey Lewis and the News
  2. Playin' With the Queen of Hearts ~ Juice Newton 
  3. Listen to Your Heart ~ Roxette
  4. Total Eclipse of the Heart ~ Bonnie Tyler
  5. Stop Dragging My Heart Around ~ Stevie Nicks and Tom Petty
  6. Two of Hearts ~ Stacey Q
  7.   There Must be An Angel (Playing With My Heart) ~ Eurythmics
  8. Heart and Soul ~ T'Pau
  9. Open Your Heart ~ Madonna
  10. Time (Clock of the Heart) ~ Culture Club
 
And because we are a video game site, no discussion of Hearts would be complete without some video of the classic arcade game, Popeye. 
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#29  Edited By Tireyo
@PenguinDust: WONDERFUL POST!!
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#30  Edited By MetalGearSunny

 I am heartless.
 I am heartless.
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#31  Edited By mike

 This thread never had any real discussion value and has degenerated from that into nothing more than a spam topic.
 
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