How Do You Feel About Animals?

Both B and E

I was just wondering how many users have a soft side, and how many are callous bastards (like myself) when it comes to animals.

Animals are funny! And smelly! I love them! :D

I find them easier to have sex with than humans.

I like them.

I wuv allll de aminals :3

How do I feel about animals? With a wooden spoon tied to an internal combustion engine.
 
Someone go write a poem based on the above sentence fragment.

" I'm such a big softie for animals. All animals, too. I even think spiders and a lot of insects are cute and awesome, although not earwigs. That is where I draw the line, those guys can F off. I'll happily pick up any big spider in our house and let it outside or put it in the garage where it will stand a good chance of survival. "

I like animals. Being one gives me a certain affinity with them.

They so pwetty

They are cool. I guess. A,B,C,E.

"How do I feel about animals? With a wooden spoon tied to an internal combustion engine.  Someone go write a poem based on the above sentence fragment. "

I like the non dangerous animals, dangerous animals I don't like.

KITTY KITTY KITTY

Cool, most of them.

Delicious. But I do love them a lot, regardless of what type of animal it is. I even wanted to be vet at one stage...still do actually.

I dunno, I like different animals for different reasons, and it really depends on my mood. I'd rather pet a dog or a cat, I'd rather eat a cow, I'd rather watch a Tiger... in the zoo. I'd rather not watch, or be anywhere near a Tiger in the wild. I don't mind snakes, spiders, etc. I guess I'd fall into most of the categories?

They are really sexy

Holy shit at the above pic.
 

I love them. I prefer the ones who are going extinct to not be captured and used for human purposes.

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" Holy shit at the above pic.
 

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" I'm such a big softie for animals. All animals, too. I even think spiders and a lot of insects are cute and awesome, although not earwigs. That is where I draw the line, those guys can F off. I'll happily pick up any big spider in our house and let it outside or put it in the garage where it will stand a good chance of survival. "

I give you "monkeypig" a pig born with a monkey's face:
 

I chose B because some of them are pretty cute, but I don't really like having them around the house, cats are ok though.

When I hear "animals" I think of "food".

they're cool for a little bit, but i don't think i could ever own one. too much maintenance, too little patience.